第5章
大舅差点被气吐血。
qiaomohanshizenmezhidaode？
“你......”
“goule，shibuyanqinbuyu，douwangjile！”gulaoyeziyipaizhuozi，weiyandao。
dajiuwuyu，zhinengchifan。
xiayimiaojiutingdaogulaoyeziduiqiaomohan：“mohana，duochidian，kannishoude，yihouyoushijianjiulaijializhu。”
“好，外公。”
“真乖！”
dajiu：......shuohaodeshibuyanqinbuyuni！
fankuaichifanle，qiaomomoshizhongdingzheqiaomohan。
bozichenzuotianyinggaizhaoguoqiaomohanle，qiaomohanzenmehaibushuodaiyanrendeshiqing？
zhongyu，qiaomohankaikoule：“waigong，duile，daiyanrenshi......”
qiaomomodunshierduoshuqilai，zuijiaorenbuzhushangyang。
tajiuzhidao，qiaomohanbukenengweibeibozichendeyisi！
“zenmele？mohan。”gulaoyeziwen。
“shizheiyangde......”qiaomohanmomocengceng。
乔沫沫心急。
怎么还不说？
tarenbuzhukaikoule：“waigong，jiejieyinggaishijuedehaipa，bijingtahaimeidaiyanguozheimegaoduandepaizi。”
“shide。”qiaomohanhanshou。
qiaomomozuijiaopinmingwangxiaya，shifenchengken：“waigong，keyidehua，wokeyidaitijiejie......”
“danshiwaigongjiranjiwozheigeziyuanle，woyidinghuihaohaonuli，jueduiburangwaigongshiwang！”qiaomohanjiandingkaikou。
gulaoyezixiao：“haohaohao，woxiangxinni，mohan。”
乔沫沫石化。
不对！
不该是这样的啊！
xilihunzhuodemuguangsaoxiangqiaomomo，gulaoyezilengzhelian：“qiaomomo，wojidezuotianwoshuoguo，jueduibuyunxujiyunijiejiedeziyuan，nidejixing，jiuzheimechajing？”
“bushide，waigong，wozhishiguanxinjiejie，”qiaomomozhejibianjie：“wojueduimeiyouerxin。”
gulaoyezilenghengyisheng，buzailita，zhuantouanweiqiaomohan。
qiaomomokuaiyaoyaokaizijideshetoule。dajiudishengdao：“momo，nibiedanxin，qiaomohangenbenpaibuhao，daoshihoua，zheigedaiyanrendeweizhi，haishinide！”
“wodaoshixiwangjiejienengpaihao。”qiaomomoyipianchunzhen。
dajiuchixiao：“tanengpaihao，muzhudounengshangshule！”
早餐结束。
qiaomohanbianyaoqianwangsheyingpeng。
乔沫沫却拦住她。
“jiejie，nijintianzenmemeiyouhuazhuangya？wobushigennishuolema？nihuazhuangshizuihaokande，nisuyan......”qiaomomoyifubugankandebiaoqing，“wohebogegedoujuedetaichoule！”
tazhiyaozheiyangshuo，qiaomohanjiuhuizibei，congeryongliezhidezhuangrongyangaizijidelian。
qiaomomojiushitaijidutaneizhanglianle！chuidankepai，bainenjingzhi，wanquanjichengdaolegujiadeyoudian！
buguo，neiyouzenyang，qiaomohanshigechunhuo，zijishuoshenme，tadouxin。
“shima？rangbuxihuanderenjuedechou，tinghaode！kanlai，woyihouduoduosuyan！”qiaomohanfumozijidelian，xiaolexiao。
qiaomomozhangzui，“jie......”
qiaomohanyijingshangcheliqule。
qiaomomonushitadebeiying。
qiaomohan，nijuranbutingwodehua！yihou，younishouside！
qiaomohanzuozaicheshangzhenglinaozilidexinxi。
yuanzhumuqianshiyigeshibaxiandehuka。
zheicidaiyanshigaoshefushidaiyan。
ruobushigulaoyezi，yuanzhuzheibeizidoupengbudaozheizhongdaiyan。
sheyingpengmenkou，qiaomohanxiachemeixiangdaojiupengdaolebozichen。
duifangdaizhemojing，nuqichongchong：“qiaomohan，nizenmehaiyoudanzilai？worangnibadaiyanrenrangjiqiaomomo，nishilonglema？tingbudong？”
qiaomohantaotaoerduo：“goujiaoxiaoshengdian。”
bozichenqidechadianyezhu，qiaomohanzenmeganzheiyanggenzijishuohuale？e，tadongle，tabujiushibuxiangrangchuzheigedaiyanjihuima？
“nixianghewoyiqipaishe，danshi，wokanjiannijiujuedeexin，yaobushikanzainishiqiaojiaqianjinfenshang，nizaojiugunchuyulequanle，woxianzaijinizuihouyidianmianzi，fangqizheigedaiyanrenjihui，buranworangnizheibeizidouwufatazuyulequan！”bozichenfengciweixie。
huashuodaozheigedibu，zheigefeiwugaihaipaleba？
“e？neinikezhenbang。”qiaomohanzhishiqingpiaopiaokantayiyan，zoujinqu。
bozichennanyizhixin，tafengle？
tajiuzheimexianggenzijihezuodaiyan？
jianren，butingtade，jiudengzhehouhuiba！bozichenzhijiezhuanshenshangche，zhuliwen：“chenge，zanmenbupailema？zheigejihuihennandea！”
“youqiaomohanzai，wokanjiantajiuexin，gaosupinpaifang，buhuanleqiaomohanwojiubupaile。”bozichenlengsheng。tahenzixin，zaizijiheqiaomohanzhijian，pinpaifangyinggaihenqingchuxuanzeshei。
qiaomohanjinrusheyingpeng，yourenzhaodaiquhuazhuang。
bainenbaomandelianpang，lveshifendaibianjingyanqingcheng，huazhuangshidoujingle：“qiaoxiaojie，yuanlainizheimehaokan，neinizhiqianshiguyibanchouma？”
qiaomohankuxiao，yuanzhunalishiguyibanchou，fenmingshibeiqiaomomoqipianle。
qiaomomoshuotasuyanchou，yuanzhujiumeitiandingzhechouloudezhuangrongchumen。
huahaozhuang，qiaomohanchuqudengzhe，yigechuanzhechaoliuheisepengkezhuangdenanrenzoulai，yibianzaidadianhua，henshibaozao：“shenme？tajuranganweixiewo？youbenshi，tajiubielaile！”
gongzuorenyuanmangwen；“zongjian，zenmele？”
beichenghuweizongjiandenanrenfanzao：“bozichenlaibulele。qiaomohanni？”
他四处看。
gongzuorenyuanyouxiewuyu，zhizheqiaomohan：“zheijiushiqiaoxiaojie。”
“卧槽！”
zongjianjingdai，“dabianhuorena！”
qiaomohan：“......”anbeiyangzheijiahuo，haishineimefengfenghuohuo！
anbeiyangxinlidefanzaoshunjianxiaotuileyibufen，bozichenjuranbuyuanyiheqiaomohanhepai，jueduishitasunshi！tabenlaixiangsuibianzhaogerendingshang，danqiaomohanzheiyanzhi，haizhenbushiyibanrendingdeshangde。tanaohailihuranlingguangyishan。
“qiaoxiaojie，woxiangdaoyigeren，yinggaihenshiheni！”
anbeiyangshuowanjiufengfenghuohuodadianhuaqule。
dianhuajietong，neibianchuanlaijinguilengdandeshengyin：“buhejiu。”
“niyade，wotiantianzhaonijiuzhiyouhejiuma？woyeshiyouzhengshiyaogandehaoba！”anbeiyangwuyutucao。
“什么事？”
“wozheibianquegenandaiyanren，benlaidebozichenpaole，zhizizhaishushuhai，nilaibangwopaiyixia，ok？”zongjianxixiao。
“没时间！”
jiuzhidaoshizheiyang，anbeiyangkaishisajiaogongshi：“dage，nizuihaole，wobenlaiyeshixiangsuibianzhaoyigerende，dan，meixiangdaoqiaomohanyoudiandongxi，tazheizhuangrongyihuan，taijingrenle，nimenliangpaizhao，kendingnenghuobianquanqiu！wonengyuliaodaowodehuihuangweilaile！”
bochenyebochunqingqi，zhengzhunbeijujue，quetingdaoleneisangezi。
乔墨含。
nvhailudengxiamingmeizhangyangdemianrongfuxianzaitadenaohai。
taxiuzhanglengbaideshouzhinianlenian，piankehou，dandandao：“denghuikankanxingchenganpai。”
“好嘞！”
qiaomohanbaiwuliaolaidenghou，anbeiyanghuilaile。
“wozhaodaoheshiderenle，buguoduifangshenfenteshu，bunenglulian，yihuierpaishedeshihou，wuguanrenyuanxianchuqu。”anbeiyangjurankaishiqingchang，qiaomohandouhaoqile，daodishishei，rucishenmi？
shijifenzhonghou，neidaoreyanchuzhongdeheiseshenyingchuxian，qiaomohanhaiyiweizijichuxianhuanjue。
居然是......
薄子辰的小叔？
“chenye，nilaile！”anbeiyangpaoquyingjie。
bochenyedandanhanshou，shenheilengdandeshixianluozaiqiaomohanlianshang，qiaomohanxintouyitiao，buzhiweihe，mianduizheigenanrendeshihou，tadouyouxiebuzijuedejinzhang。