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wodechengrenwanyanshangzhadiebudayishengzhaohujiudaihuilelvchasishengnv。
haiyangyanrangwogunchuzheigejia，qianyiyichanyoutamenyifen
“jiejie，nideyiqiexianzaidoushiwodele”
我讽刺一笑，
tabuzhidaozijidetiaobandiebuguoshiruzhuifenghuangnan，zijifeijingxinxuedashangdeshaoyeshiwodebingjiaojianchananyou，wocaishihaomenzhongdehaomen。
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dangwoshudaodisanshengdeshihou，guyuanyuananzhaowoshexiangdeneiyang，daozailewomianqian。
tayanjiaohanlei，zhandouzheshuo“jiejie，wozhendemeiyoubiedeyisi，woyebuzhidaofuqinhuizheiyang。”
tamingmingchezhuwodequnbai，shentiqueyizhiwangfengzejiaobiansuo。“fengshaoye，zheishiyujiejiewuguan，wobuxiwangnimenliangzhijianchanshenggehe。”
zhouweideyilunshengzaizheiyikejiaranerzhi，guyuanyuanrenweizijideshiruohuirangweiguanzhemenchanshengceyinzhixin，yexiangjiangwocongshentanshanglaxialai，baihuaiwodemingsheng。
lianshangshizhibuzhudedanyou，yandideyinyuquemeinengzangzhu。
fengzemeijietadehua，fanerceguoshenquwenshenpangzhanzhedetongban“linjiabujiuyigesunnvma，zheiweinijianguoma？“”
tongbandexiaoronghaimeilaidejishouhuijiubeiwenhua，limashenqingsumu“lindaxiaojieshilinjiabaobeidumiaozheishi，nijintiancaizhidao？nizhenshihuogaiaizou。”
juzaizheiyikuaidedoushijiangchengyoumingdeerdaimen，doushiyigequanziyikuaizhangdadejiaoqing，zheishihousunqirenlai，genjiangxiangshengside。
zhouweideshaoyeqianjinmenyedoujizulemianzi，touxiaoshengquanbujinleguyuanyuandeerduo。talimayonglichezhewodequnbai。“jiejie，wozhendebushiyouyide，wo......”
wojieguofengzediguolaidehongjiu，minleyikou，jiangshengxiadequanbuwangguyuanyuantoushangdaoxia。
“zheihongjiuyeshigechusheng，fanlegenmeimeiyiyangdecuowu，meimeiyenengyuanlianghongjiudeba。”
xiangjiewodewanyanzaonideshi，yeyaokankanyoumeiyouzheigemingxiaoshoule。
guchenghaijiandaozheiyimu，limacongtaishangchongxialai，baozhutadebaobeinver“linxinyao！nizaiganshenme！kuaijinimeimeidaoqian。”
tabudayishengzhaohujiubataneijinjinbiwoxiaolelianggeyuedesishengnvdaidaowanyanshanglai，jiushixiangjiezhezheigeshijirangtadenverjinrulinjia，weitaguchenghaimouqulinjiacaichanchuyifenli。
yeshixiangjiejizhengmingzijizailinjiadeweizhijuzuqingzhong，keyisuiyinaniewo。
dantakenengwangle，woshilinjiacongxiaokaishipeidejichengren，tayigeshenmedoubuhuidehuapingfenghuangnan，youshenmebenshilaihewozheng。
“guxiansheng，zheikeshiwodewanyan，ninyaoshishizaibuxianglumian，jiuhanwangshubanisongquwaimianzhuliangtian，zanlinjiadelianyaodiu，yelunbudaonina。”
guchenghaibeiwodangzhongxialemianzi，zhanqishenlaijiuxiangwangwolianshangzhaohu。fengzelimashangqian，zhuazhutadeshoushuaixiaqu。
“wokansheigandongwodebaobeisunnv！zhendangwolinjiameirenle？”shenchuantangzhuangdelaorenjiazoujindajiadeshiye，suiranzhuzheguaizhang，danmeiyibudouzoudewenwendangdang。
woshuaikaiguyuanyuanzhuazhuwoqunbaideshou，shangqianquchanfu“nainainizenmexialaile”
wodanxinnainaihuilei，zaitashuowankaichangcihoujiurangtashanglouxiuxile。guchenghaizheiyinao，batajingdongle，limaxialouweiwochengyao。
“linjiadewanyan，meiyounishuohuadefen！baoan，bazheinaoshideliangrendiuchuqu，diurenxianyandewanyi。”
guchenghailiansetieqing，queyougannubuganyan，“laotaitai，xinyaoyeshiwodenvera。”
“nihaizhidaoxinyaoshinidenver？banineijianbudeguangdezhuyijiwoshoudaoduziliqu，xianzaigunchuwomenlinjia。”linlaotaitaizhuzheguaizhangyongliyiqiao，jiangzheishibanshangdingding，gujiafunverren，yebeibaoanji“qing”lechuqu。
canjiazheiciwanyandedoushijiangchengyoutouyoulianderen，zirandoushiyixiecongmingren。dajiayedoudangzheichangnaojumeifashengguoside。
danshi，jinwanguohou，wohezheigujiafunvliang，biranhuichengweijiangchengshangliuquanzilidereyihuati。wobuhaipabierenyilunwo，chaoxiaowo。
wozuizhongdemubiao，kebushichengweiguchenghaidetiexinxiaomianao。