第1章
“ningdaren，zheiyangzaigenqianshiduoniandejiaqianjin，gennigangzhaohuilaideqinnver，niyaojiushei？”
有瓜！
ningruoanhunchendenaozishunjianqingxing，yizhengkaiyanquebeihechuleyishenbaimaohan。
tazhengbeixuankongdiaozaiduanyabiandeyikewaibozishushang。
mianqianzhanzhegemanlianhengroudemanghan，tashoushangdedadaohanguangzhanzhan。
xiangtazheiyangdexiaopengyou，tuotuodeyidaohaojige。
yuzhiduizhide，shigechuanzheqingsejinpaoderuyashuaidashu。
“die，bieguanwo，kuaijiumeimei！”
“qinghebiepa，dieyidinghuijiuni！”
yo，zheijingdiandeduanyalaoshu，haiyoushuxideerxuanyi。
zhenjiaqianjinxiuluochangkeshiqihuole。
manghanjianningruoanxingle，xiaodebuhuaihaoyi，“kanlainingdarenshiyaoyangnv，neiwojiuzhinengsongnideqinnverxiadiyule。”
“zhushou！”ningbaijinnuhe。
ningruoanmiyan，yuanlaitajiushineigedaomeidanzhenqianjina。
ruguobuchuyiwaidehua，yihuierbangfeikanduanshengzishi，tadiehuiqujiujiaqianjin，ertajiugailuogezhuiyacansidejieju。
bianshijiaoxingsibule，tayihouyehuibeinveshennvexin，waxinwagan，zuihoudaizheyishenshangqiqicancandesiqu，liandianguhuizhazhadoubusheng。
【ding，xitong998yishangxian，qingsuzhunulichigua，jihuoxitong。】
ningruoanhailaibujiweichilaidejinshouzhigaoxing，jiubeizheimingzihenhenchuangdao。
xiangtalaoxinlaoli，juanshengjuansiyibeizi，yijinggougoudele。
zheiyishitajiuzhixiangtangping，ananjingjingdezuoyitiaofuguixianyu，erbushikaijubiansiyu！
haiyou，najiahaoxitonghaixuyaoteyijihuoa！
meikanjianzijidesuzhudouyaogualema？！
ai，doushixiekaobuzhudekenghuo。
suanle，rangtaxianqigeguaba。
“张二牛！”
manghanturanbeijiaodaomingzi，dongzuoyidun。
“nisansuiyaochuanxinyishang，tiaosuofumujianglianggejiejiemaijihaodudelaoguanggunzuoxifu。wusuiweileqiangyigentanghulu，zasilinjujiadexiaoerzi，jiangqirengdaohelihuishimieji。shisansuihezhenshangyuanwaijiadexiaoqiesihun，beifaxianhoushalerenyijiaershiliukou，beitongjihouluocaoweikou。shibasuihuotongqingfudushadadangjia，jieshouqingshanzhai。”
“ershiyisuishisuifenzangbujun，dusishanzhailiushiyukouren，juankuanqiantaodaojingcheng，xianzhuzaianpingjiechunhuaxiang。shiyebushi？”
“ni......nidaodishirenshigui？！”zhangerniuqileyishendebaimaohan。
tazuoshixianglaihenjue，zhiqingdezaojiuyijingqujianleyanwang,zheiyatouzenmezheimeqingchu？
mianduineixiehuojingkong，huohuaiyidedaliang，ningruoanyanpidoumeitaiyixia。
【chushengburudewanyi，yaobushibaomingyaojin，wodoubuxidesuanni！】
宁白锦一脸错愕。
nverganggangmingmingmeikaikou，weishenmetatingdaoleshengyin？
【yi，woneiqindiezenmezheimegebiaoqing？tabuhuiyiweizheibangjiashiwozidaoziyandeba？！buhuizhenzheimechunba？】
这绝不是传音入密！
ningbaijinturanxiangdaoleyuanmandashidepiming，xinshenzhendong。
tamobushitingdaolenverdexinsheng？！
“douzangleneimeduonian，jiuweilejilianggeerzicoudianpinlijiutingerzouxian，nikezhenshigehaodie。”
“zhuangshennonggui！laozikemeishenmegoupierzi？！”zhangerniushikoufouren，danyanshenxiayishideshanduo。
ningbaijinzongjuede，nvershuo“haodie”shi，biaoqingshifendeyiweishenzhang。
ningqinghekanxiangzheiweihuiqudaitadezhenqianjin，xinzhongjingyibuding。
tabushigexiangxiayeyatouma？
怎么会知道这么多！
“yedui，fanzhengnisileyeshigujiaguagui。”
“nitayeyedehuoniweile，ganzhoulaoziduanzijuesun！！”zhangerniunubukee。
“wokemeiluanshuo，bijingnixifuerkeshiyoulianggexianggong。zheiyibandegailvluobudaonitoushang，yehenzhengchangbushi。”
“噗嗤！”