第2章 麻烦上门

kanzhefangpingdebiaoqing,yunyiyishidaozijiyouxietangtule。

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“吃饭吧!”

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“yige,nimeishier?”

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“daxiang?nizenmelaile?”

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“yunyini,bushishuolerangtaxiawuhuichanglibaodao,zaijiazhuangshenmesi?”