第1章
“jiangyiyanduihuashengguominzaoshuoa，guominjiubiehe，gaodehaoxiangwomenduitayouyijian，bizhetaheside。”
“haihaoyishengshuobusuanyanzhong。”
“吓死人了。”
“ya！zhibohaimeiguanni，daihuierwomenkendingyaoaimale！”
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jijizhazhadeshengyinhuanraozaierbian，chaodejiangyiyantoudoudale。
tayiweishineijigediaopideshizhiyoupaolaizijifangjianwanshouji。
gangxiangwennimenjintiankeyezuolemajiuzaizheilikanzhibo，huahaimeishuowan，naohailijiuyongchuyidagubushuyutademoshengjiyi。
jiangyiyanmengdizhengkaiyan，kandaotianhuabanchuiluoxialaideshuijingdiaodeng，kandaozhouweioushizhuangxiudemoshengfangjian。
悬着的心终于死了。
congganggangyongchudejiyizhongjiangyiyandezhi。
tachuanyuedaolelingyigeshijie，chuanchengzhengzaicanjiazhibolianzong，beiqitajigeyirenlianshouzhenduidenvmingxing。
“jiangyiyan，nixingla？”pangbianchuanzhenenhuangsediaodaiqun，zhazhewanzitouzhangxiangtianmeidenvshengjingxikaikou：“nimeishierba？yaoshiyounalibushufu，yidingyaogenwomenshuoe！”
nvshengyuqihebiaoqingkanqilaifeichangyouhao。
danjiangyiyanquekandaotaneishuangyanjinglitouluchulaidenongnongeyi。
zuoweixuanxuejiechulemingdetiancai，jiangyiyanduiyuqitarendeqingxuganzhifeichangminrui。
fangjianlichuletazhiwaihaiyousannanliangnv，meigerenduitadoudaizhenongliedeeyihexixue、
yuanzhujiushibeitamenwugelianshouhaiside，suoyijiangyiyancaihuichuanguolai。
tazaizijineigeshijielishentihenbuhao，shifucengduanyantahuobuguoershiwusui。
jiangyiyanduizijiduanmingdexiaoxijieshoulianghao，quemeixiangdaosilezhihoumeiqutoutai，fanerchuandaolelingyigeshijie。
naohailiyinyinyueyuefuxianchuyidaomohudeshenying，neishenyingjiujingjingdizhanzaineilikanguolai。
是原主。
tatanxiyisheng，chongneidaoshenyingshuoleju：fangxinquba，wohuitinihaohaohuoxiaqu，bangnibaochou，tiniwanchengxinyuan。
zhanjulebierendeshenti，jiudechengshouzheifenyinguo，fouzehuibeinielifanshi。
yuanzhumohudeshenyingjianjianxiaoshi。
jiangyiyanyezhongxinkanxiangbuyuanchudesannanliangnv，shixiancongtamenlianshangyiyisaoguo，yanlidelengseyufanongyu。
zheiwugeren，guoranmeiyouyigehaodongxi。
“yiyan，nishibushihaiyounalibushufuya？”
wanzitoudenvrenjiaolinya，zhengzhouqimeidanyoudikanguolai。
“duila，nichulehuashenghaiyouqitadongxiguominma？youdehuayaegenwomenshuoe！ganggangzhendehaoheren，haihaonimeichushenmeshier，buranwohuineijiuside。”
shuowanlinyapiepiezui，biaoqingkelianyouweiqu。
zheihuierhaizaizhiboni，linyateyixuanlegezuiwanmeidejiaodu，rangzijidebiaoqingchuxianzaijingtoudangzhong。
“shia，niduihuashengguominjiubieheneibeihuashengniunaia。”pangbianchuanzheshenlansezhensishuiqun，youzheyitoudabolangjuanfadenvrenfuhedao。
tashenshouzhizhechajishangdepingzhuanghuashengniunai：“nibushikanjianwodaodehuashengniunaima？”
[jiangyiyanzheishizaiguyipengciba？zhenexin！]
[baobaowojiaxiaoya，xiaoyaganggangdoukuaibeihekule！]
[jiangyiyanzheigeedudenvren，tanandaobuzhidaozijihuashengguominma？guyihehurenboyanqiudeba？]
[jiangbiaobukuishijiangbiao，xiangyongguominboqusanweinanjiabindekuijiu？xinjihaoshena！]
[jiangbiaogunchuyulequan！jiangbiaogunchuyulequan！jiangbiaogunchuyulequan！]
jiabinkanbujianzhibodanmu，dantamendagainengyuliaodaodanmudeneirong，meigerenxinqingdouhenbucuo。
zheijiushitamenguyishejide，jiushiweilecaizhejiangyiyanzhuanquliuliangheredu。
jiangyiyanmeishuohua，kanxiangjuanfanvren，naohailifuxianchuleduiyingdemingzi【baiqianqian】。
baiqianqianshenbianzuozhegechuanzhexihaweiyi，ranzhelansetoufadenianqingnanren，tajiaoxuyizhou，zuijingangchudaoderapgeshou。
danrenshafazuozhedenanrenjiaozhangzhengkai，moyangqingxiusiwen，shixuanxiujiemuchudaodenantuanouxiang。
zuihouyigenanyanyuanjiaoliuchen。
linya、baiqianqian、xuyizhou、zhangzhengkai、liuchen。
zheiwugehaisiyuanzhudexiongshou，tayigedoubuhuifangguo。
jiurangtamenchangchangbeiliuliangfanshi，congtiantangdiaodaodiyu，bujinyiwusuoyouhaiyaodunjuzideziweiba。
jiangyiyangouqichunban，cangbaibingtaideliansechendemolekouhongdechunbanyufahongrunyanli。
heisezhangfasuiyisanpishenhou，shangtiaodeyanweigouzhe，xianggeyaojing。
takaikouxunwen：“xianzaijinxingdaonayibule？caiyibiaoyan？”
kandaojiangyiyanlianshangzheimoxiao，sangenanrenyanlibuyueertongshanguojingyanzhise，erbaiqianqianhelinyaxinlizejidudebuxing。
zheizhanglianshizaitaihaokanle！
linyayanshenhuianleyishun，lianshangzhongxinyangqikeaixiaorong：“shia，buguoyiyannibushiguominleshentibushufuma？yaobujiusuanleba，haohaoxiuxi。”
“yebuchazheidianbiaoyanshijianla，shentigengzhongyao。”
[zezeze，guominlehaixiangzhecaiyibiaoyan，jiangbiaozhendehenxianggouyinsanweinanjiabina！]
[baozouwojiazhouzhou，zhouzhoucaibuhuixihuanzheizhongxiaojianrenni！]
[jiangyiyanzhenshitaiexinle，meiyounanrenhuobuxiaqushiba？zhenshibaixialezheizhanglian！]
[bushishuotazheizhanglianshizhengdema？zhengrongguaiyoushenmehaoxihuandea？haiburuxihuanxiaoyaheqianqian，chuntianrandeliancaihaokan！]
danmuyezaifengkuangruma，fangfojiangyiyanshishenmeshiebushedehuairen。
shijishang，lingwaiwurencaishizhenzhengdeemo。
“bufangai。”jiangyiyanyuqidandan，taishoujiangluozailianjialiangbiandetoufaliaodaoerhou，sixiaofeixiaodao：“woyemeishenmecaiyi，jiujinimenbiaoyanyigekanmianxiangba。”
fangjianlidewuweiyirenlengzhu：“？？？”
啥玩意儿？看面相？
danmuyetingdunleyishun，erhoubaofa。
[kanmianxiang？jiangyiyanguominbanaoziguohuaile？]
[xiaosi，touyicitingshuokanmianxiangshicaiyide，jiangyiyanguoranshiwodexiaoliaoahahahahahahaaha！]
[jiangbiaoyaogaixingdangshengunle？taihaoge，jiangbiaoyaogunchuyulequange！]
[nibieshuo，nihaizhenbieshuo，woshenzhiyoudianqidaitazheigecaiyishizenmehuishi？]
[hehe，wodaoyaokankantanengshuochugeshenmedongxilai。]
lianzongguanfangzhibojianderenshuchengxianyibobaofashidezengzhang，liuliangmengwangshangceng，jiemuhoutaidaoyanzudoujingdaile。
“kuai！kuaibajiangyiyanyaojirenkanmianxiangzheigeresoumaishangqu！！”
daoyanxingfendeliandouhongle，shengsilijiedezhihuigongzuorenyuan，xinxiangfalefale，zheibofale！
yaoqingjiangyiyanlaidangchangzhujiabin，guoranshizuizhengquedexuanze！