第一章

neitianweishengjianzoushuile,wodanxinbeilouxiadelinjutousu,quqiaomenmeiren,yushizhaodaowuyexianglianxiduifangtanpeichangdewenti。

wuyexinlaidexiaomeikanwaixingrenyiyangkanwo:“lintaitai,ninkaishenmewanxiao?zhenggexiaoqudoushilinxianshengkaifade,tebieninzheigedanyuanlide33ceng66hudoushilinxianshengdesirenwuye,sheigantousuninni?kaijuwanxiao,bieshuoninwangxiamianloushuile,jiushibatianhuabandatonglewanbengjiyeshisuibiana!”

woshale,kanlehaojiyanshoujishangderili,zaiciquedingjintianshishuangshiyi,bushiyurenjie。

wohelaogongdoushiputongdedagongzu,xiangqinrenshide。

hunhouguangshimeigeyue4000duodefangdaijiuyijingrangwomenyouxiechuanbuguoqile,meitianjingdaxisuanguorizi。

duiwomenlaishuo,quchaoshibumaidaotejiashangpinjiusuanshichikui。

meiniandeshuangshiyi、618yuanbishenmechunjieyuandanzhongyao。

bijingrangnihuaqiandejiao“jie”,rangnishengqiandecaijiao“jie”。

kejuranxianzaiyourengaosuwo,wolaogongshenjiayiwan,woxiabanbeizikeyizhijietangping,danghunchidengsidebaozupo?

xuanhuanxiaoshuodoubuganzheimexie。

youxiehuanghudizouchulewuyebangongshi,yinweixinzhongyoushizoucuolefangxiang。

meihuizijidedanyuanlou,quezoudaolezhiqiancongmeidaoguodexiaoquhoumentingchechang。

zhengkandaohaojiliangzhiyouzaidianyinglicainengkandaodehaochekaileguolai。

baoshijie、luhu、benchidag。

ercongneiliangheiselaisilaisikulinanchulai,yishenshechipinpaidenanren,zhengshiwodelaogongxutong。

“xuzong,nindecheyaochi。”

mishumoyangdenanrenxiaopaozhesongjilaogongyibacheyaochi。

zheinanrenwojianguojici,4loudelinju。

diantiliyulaogongmianduimianshidouhaowubiaoqing,geziditouwanshoujide。

yuanlaitahaikeyiduixutongxiaodezheimechanmei。

xiangzhewuyexiaomeidehua,zhengge8haolou33cengyigong66hu,doushixutongdewuye。

woyouliyouhuaiyi,kenengwozailouliyudaodesuoyoulinju,doushixutongdexiashujiabande。

大型真人秀啊!

xutongtuodiaoleshenshangmingguidexifu,zhaixialebaiwanwanbiao,manbujingxindirengjimishu,dakailetingchechangjiaoluoyiliangpojiuwulinghongguangmianbaochedechemen。

这才是我熟悉的车。

xutonggaosuwo,tashimoulaladezhucesiji。

baoshijiedenghaochexialaideyedoushiyouquanyoushidenanren。

“xuzong,zheimezaohuijiaa?jinwanneigejubuqule?”

“buqule,laopohaidengwohuijiachifan。”

“xuzong,nizhenbudasuangaosunilaoponizhenzhengdeshenjia?zheitiantianzangtouluweideheshimisifufuyiyang,youyisime?”

保时捷车主笑着问。

“duitadekaochahaimeiyoujieshu,wosuiranshenjiayiwandanyebunengquyigebaijianvren,suoyiwobixuhaohaoxunliantadexiaofeixiguan,bunengyangchengshechilangfei、haoyielaodemaobing。”

“lingwaiwohaideguanchayixiatayoumeiyouchengweifudimodeqianzhi?wozaiyouqianyebunengquyigequanjiadouxixuedexixuegui!tadidihaizaishangdaxue,yihoujiehunmaifangziyaoshidouzhiwangwo,qibushihenyuanwang?wobabianyiyuefuyuemuyikanyedoushishikuaitanlande,bixutifang。”

luhuchezhuyishudamuzhi:“xuzongjiushiyoushouduan!yaoshinilaopozuihoumeiyoudadaoyaoqiuni?”

“dangranjiushilihunle!”

xutonghaobuyouyudihuida:“woyifenqianjiachandoubuhuijitade!fanzhengtayoubuzhidaowodedixi,daoshihousuibianbiangeliyouhongtaxieyilihunjiukeyile。”

我的心一下子凉了!

yanleibuyouzizhudiliulechulai!

yuanlaiwodehunyinyuaiqingwuguan,ershilaogongdedaan!

woyiweiwomenderizisuiranbingbufuyu,dankeyixiangruyimo,xieshougongjin,yiqiweileweilainuli。

都是我的自作多情!

zheigenanrenduiwodoubushiyoumeiyouaidewentile!

ershiquefazuiqimadezunzhong!

虚伪、刻薄、傲慢!

woyijingxinrudaoge,pianpianyourenhaijuedebugou,pianyaobawodexinnianchengjifen!

benchidagchezhuyixiao:“xutong,qishinihaishiwangbuleyuxinduibudui?yinweitadangnianzainishengyishibaishishuaileni,chuguojiajilaowaile,suoyinijiubuxiangxinshijieshangdeyiqienvren。”

我也自嘲地笑了。

yuanlaitazaojiuyoulebaiyueguang。

我就是蚊子血。