第五章 搭讪

meigerenlaijiubademudedoubuyiyang,yourenlaixiaoqian,yourenlaitugerenao,yourenlaimaizui,youderenzeshilaiyanyude,wennuandechuxianrangjiubadaduoshunanrenwangjilezijilaidemude,xianzaitamenzhiyouyigemubiao。

猎艳。

chiguanlemeigui,yudaoleqingxiangdebaihecaifaxianzijidexihuandeshishenme。

zuizhongyaodeshizheigenvrendejiadihenyinshi,yifushoujidouhenputong,dazhongdexiaofei,ketashouwanshangkadiyashouzhuokebushixiaoshumu。

nanrenzongshihuihuanxiangyouyigetianzihaodemeinvkanshangleta,bingqiezheigenvrenhaihenyouqian,jiusuanbuyongtalaiyangziji,zuiqimashibuyonghuaqianyangtade。

nanrenzongyoumomingdezixin,youqishizuilejiudenanren。

yijingyouhenduorendashanshibaile,zheiduoqingchundebaihehuazuozaibataiqianyibeiyibeihezhejiageangguidehongjiu,duiyanqianxiuzhediaojiujishudediaojiushishierbujian,zhishiyaotayibeiyibeidedaojiu。

wennuanyueheyueshengqi,zenmenengbuzhengqidexiangqihanqianzheigejiahuo,tachulezuofanhaochidian,shoushifangjianlisuodian,xiyifuganjingdian,naozicongmingdian,zhangdeshuaiyidianhaiyoubiedeyoudianle?

zuizhongyaodeshizheigejiahuojingrangantichulihun!

tahanqianbawowennuanjishuaile?

yijingyoulezuijiuyisidewennuanmeiyoufaxiantadenaohailigenbenmeiyoulinzonghengzheiyihaoren。

“jiubuzuiren,renzizui!nihaomeinv,nengfoujiwoyigejihuiqingniheyibei。”

yijingjibudezheishidijigeguolaidashandele,wennuanzhixianganjingdezijihehuijiu,zhuantoukanleyiyanzheigenianyuesishi,yishenmingpaidenanren,wennuanzhoumeiwendao。

“nianxinyouliuweishu?youyibaiwanyishangdeshoubiao?jialiyoufutingjideqinqi?woqueniyibeijiu?”

zhongniannanrenxiaolexiaozhuanshenlikai,zaiyuqizhongtanengganjuedaozheigenvrenbingbushizaiwenta,ershizaigaosuta,tasuoshuode,tayou!

ganzouleyigedashande,wennuanzhunbeiqishenlikaideshihou,shenbianyoulaileyigedashande,ershisansisui,dabandehenchaoliu,toufaranchenglebaise,daizheyifumeiyoujingkuangdeyanjing,zheigerenjiumeiyouzhongniandashuneimeshenshile,huayebushuojiuyaodongshou,wennuanzhoumeiduoguo,naqishoujijiuyaolikai。

shehuixiaoqingniankebuhuiqingyifangguozheimeyiduojiaohua,zhangkaishoubeilanzhuwennuan,yanshenweisuodeshangxiadaliangzhewennuanxiaodao。

“jiejiejigemianzi,neibiandepengyoudoukanzheni?nizheiyangbuhaoba?guoquhebeijiucaiduiba?yigeduorenduojimo,dashuzenmehuimingbainianqingrendeshijieni?jiejiezheituizhenhaokan,bujieyididimoyixiaba?”

“滚。”

wennuanhuachubabeizhongjiupozaileshehuixiaoqingniandelianshang,yuanchuzhunbeiyaolikaidezhongniandashuzhefanergui,zuozailebuyuanchu,tasihuzaidengdaizheyingxiongjiumeidejihui。

chedidiulianmianzidexiaoqingnianyebuzaiweizhuang,yaoyamaleyisheng**,taiqishoujiuyaodongcu,ketadeshoumeiyouluoxia,shouwanbeirenqinzhu,xiaoqingniandeshenbianchuxianleyigepangzi。

很胖很胖。

getoubugaochabuduoyimiqiwuzuoyou,tizhongqueshichabuduoyouliangbaisansishijin,pangzidemoyangshifenkeai,zhuazhexiaoqingniandeshoulengshengxiaodao。

“zhanghaowei,zaizheilidongcunixiangbeitaizhechuqu?bushisuoyourendoushinigaipengde,zhidaome?”

yuanchuzhanghaoweidepengyouyefaxianlezheibiandeyiyang,fenfenqishenzoushangqianlai,kexiaopangzikandoumeikanyiyan,zhuazhuzhanghaoweishishoubeishuaidaoleyibian,suihouduizhewennuanwenwenrouroudexiaodao。

“saozinizazijiguolaide?”

zheihuiyijingzuijiudewennuanyanshenmimangdekanzheyanqiandexiaopangzi,waizhetouhaoqiwendao。

“韩谦的弟弟?”

“baibazixiongdi,woxingma,jiaowokexinjiuxing,jiubashiwogufudejiejiehebierenyiqikaide,wojingchangzaizheili,saozinikaichelaide?zheimewanlebutaianquan,zheijigesunziyaoshishuayindejiubuhaole,gangcaiwojiqiangedaguodianhuale,zheihuiyinggaikuaiyaodaole,zaidengdeng?”

韩谦要来?

wennuanbuzhidaozijiweishenmehuihuangzhang,zhanzhanweiweidejiuyaolikaijiuba,zenmeyuebuxiangjiandaozheigejiahuojiuyueshihetatuolibuleguanxi,wennuanyaozou,zhanghaoweiderenkendingbuhuitongyi,chaochaozheyaojitamenyigejieshi,makexinzhoumeizhuaqiyizi,zhizhenaoshidejirennumadao。

“bieyigegejilianbuyaolian,zhenyiweiwobugandongnimenjige?huaziquloushanghantamenbiewanle,yourenyaozaizheilinaoshi。”

doushiditoubujiantaitoujiandeguanxi,zhanghaoweiyixingrenyezhidaokexindeneibangpengyoudedexing,liujikexinyigeyanshenhou,jiuyaolikai,zheishihoukexinyoukaikoule。

“wosaozidejiujiushizanmenshigongantingde,nimenjigebiexiangzheguachexiefenle,aalaijiubawandexuanshou,peideqi?”

zhongrenzhidaoredaolechazi,xinliyeyoudianhoupa,huiliuliudezoule,yuanchudezhongniandashujianmeiyouyingxiongjiumeidejihuiyouxieshiwang,dantameiyoujizhelikai,xiangyaokankanzheiduobaihedenanrenshishei。

wennuanliangqiangzheyaolikai,kexinyizhibaochizheyigejuligenzaishenbian,buchanfu,yebuyunxubierenkaojin,baokuonvren。

tashihanqiansuoyoupengyouzhongweiyiyigezhidaowennuandixideren,saozishenshangdedongxidoushizhiqiandewanyi。

zaiwennuandiediezhuangzhuangmashangjiuyaozouchujiubadeshihouyuzoujinjiubaderenzhuangleyigemanhuai,yigegongzhubaojiangwennuanbaozailehuaili,makexinxiaoxixizhuanshenlikai,jiubakanrenaoderenyemingbaile,shirenjiadenanrenlaile。

“nihuihejiu?haikaichelaide?shibushikexinmeifaxiannijiukaichehuiqule?erqiehailaizheizhongdifang,yaobushijintiankexinzaizheili,nixiangguonidexiachangmei?a?niwulianyougepiyong?”

beihanqianyigongzhubaobaozaihuaizhongdewennuanshuangshouwuzhelianbuxiangranghanqiankandaotademoyang,hanqianyelandezaishuota,zhuanshenjiuyaolikaijiuba,zheishihouzhongniannanrendangzailehanqianshenqian,qingshengdao。

“nibunengdaitalikai,woyaofuzezheiweiguniangdeanquan。”

yuanbendouzhunbeixizaoshuijuedehanqiantingshuowennuanzaijiubajiumabutingtideganleguolai,zaikanzheinvrendezuijiudeyangzijiugengshengqile,xianzaihaiyourenlanzaitamianqian?

hanqianzhoumeikanzhezhongnianren,lengshengdao。

“wojiewoxifuhuijiaheniyouguanxi?woxifudeanquanyongnilaifuze?doushinanren,zaizheizhongdifangbiezhuangdetaiqinggao。”

zhongniannanrenyebushengqi,dandanxiaodao。

“sheinengzhengmingtashinidenvren?”

hanqianditoukanzhehuailidewennuanzuijiaoluchudejianxiao,tayexiaole,zaikoudailinachulihunzhengshuaizailezhongniannanrendeshenshang。

“qianfudeshenfenyebinizheigemoshengrenyaoanquandeduoba?lingwainideyanjingkanwojiukeyi,buxuyaokanqitadedifang。”

“yuanlaicengjingshifuqia,xiaoxiongdiyouxieduibuzhule,zheishiwodemingpian,xiwangnenghexiaoxiongdijiaogepengyou。”

“mianle,lihunlewoyebuxiwangyourenlaidaraodeqianqi,yaoshiyouxin,jiubalihunzhengbangwojianqilai。”

gangchujiubamen,jianlefengdewennuantulehanqianyishendewuzi,zheiyishunjianhanqianyaobengkuile,yaoyanudao。

“wozhenyinggaixianzaibanisongdaomamianqian,rangmazhidaozanmenliangganglihunnijiulaijiubamaizui!cheyaochijiwo!”

wennuanmimihuhudekanzhehanqian,zhengzhazhehandao。

“shiwoma,bushinima。”

“neiwosongnihuinimanei?nichumenbudaijialiyaochi?wennuannishibushimeizhunbeihuijia。”

hanqianyouxieshengqile,zhendeyouxieshengqile。

wennuanduozaihanqiandehuailixiangshiyigefancuodehaizi,meiguoduojiu,hanqiantingdaolegengyandeshengyin。

“hanqian,womeiyoujiale,womabawodefangzimaile。”