找了好久的图……
haohuadezongtongfangjianlimimanzheaimeideqixi，yueguangtouguoboshachuanglian，sazaineizhangkuandadechuangshang。tashenzhesizhishuiqun，jiaorouditangzaineili，yanshenzhongtouzhemimeng。
qiangliedenanxingqiximanmandikaojin，kuandadeshuangshouqingroudipengqitadelian，shenqingdiwenlexiaqu。zheigewenrelieerchanmian，fangfoyaojiangbicironghua。
wenredeshoushunzhetadeshoubeihualuo，qingqinglakailianyiqun，lianyiqunruhuabanbanhualuo，luchutabaixidejifu。taweiweizhandouzhe，shentishangdezaorequerangtameiyoukangju，ershishenshouhuanzhuletadeyao。
tajinjinyongruhuaizhong，ganshouzhebicidewenduhexintiao。liangrendehuxiyufajicu，shenqujinmixiangtie。
yanzhetadebojingyiluxiangxia，liuxiayigegezhiredewen。tarenbuzhuqingsheng**，shuangshoujinjinzhuazhushenxiadechuangdan……
turanbushiyideshouji**dapolecikeyinidehuamian，luluowanmengrancongshuimengzhongqingxingguolai，huanhuandipaqilai，kaozuozaichuangshang。
zicongneijianshiqingfashenghou，zheisannianyilaishichangbansuizhetadechunmeng，yeshihuizhibuqudemengyan。
wangzheqinglengdewoshi，tazaoyixiguanle，youshidoufenbuqingtadaodishijiehunlehaishidanshen。
fangzaiyipangdeshoujichixuxiangzhe，luluowannaqile，youyulejixia，zuizhonghaishidianlejieting。
huatonglichuanlailufudehunhoudesangyin:“luowan，qichuanglema？”
“ng，”luluowanneixintouzheyiguwunai，tazhidaolufujiexialaiyaoshuoshenmehua。
“luowan，lushidegupiaoyizhizaixiadie，niyebuxiwanglushipochan，daoshinimahexiaoxiaowujiakeguiduiba？nvrenyoushijiushiyaofahuinideyoushi，yaodongdebawonanrendexin，nizaibangbaxiangxiangbanfa，rangyiqianjiangdaikuanshenpile，jiuzheiyici。”lufucikekukoupoxindishuozhe，xinlitouzhejifenjiaoxing，xiangyaocongluluowanzheilinengyoutupokou，rangshenyiqianjiangyinxingshenqingdedaikuanshenpile。
“ba，wohetadeguanxi，ninhaibuqingchuma，lianmoshengrendouburu，tayouruhehuibanglushi……”luluowanshenshendixileyikou，yuanbenyiqiangrexuedexin，zaoyizaizhangshijiandelengmozhong，biandebingleng。
tingwendelufu，yuanbenjinyoudeneidiannaixinzaoyixiaoshidaijin，baozaodikaikoudao:“luluowannizhenshibaihuozheimeduonianle，sanniandeshijianlianyigenanrendexindoufuhuobule，zhenshibaihuoyangnile……yaomenigaodingshenyiqianyaotafangkuan，yaomewanshangjinianpaiyigeju，nizijixuanze。”
luluowanjingjingdizuozaichuangshang，shoulinazheshouji，tingzheduimianderenshuowanhou，tamomodiguaduanledianhua，ranhoubashoujisuiyididiuzaileyipang。
tadeshoubeijinjindibaozhuzijideshuangtui，touluchuyizhongshenshendewuligan，fangfoquanshendeliqidoubeichouzouleyiyang。tadeyanshenbiandeandanwuguang，shiqulewangrideshencai。
taheshenyiqianjiehunyijingsannianle，danliangrenjianmian、shuohuadecishuqueshaodekelian。tabujinzichao，ruguozhenyouneigenengnairangshenyiqianduitashangxin，neigaiduohaoa！kexixianshizongshicankude，tazhidaozheijihushibukenengshixiandeyuanwang。
tadexinlishizhongbeifuzheyifenyangyuzhien，zheifenenqingxiangshiyibachenzhongdejiasuo，yadetachuanbuguoqilai。qishi，tabingbushiluminghuaideqinshengnver，ershilushifufuzaitabasuideshihoucongfuliyuanlilingyanghuilaide。neishi，tamenjiehunduonianqueyizhimeiyouhaizi，jingguodashidezhidian，tamenjuedinglingyangyigekeai、piaoliangqieguaiqiaodongshidenvhai，yushixuanzhonglelinluowan，bingjitagaimingweiluluowan。
zailuluowandaodalujiadediernian，lufurenjiuhuaiyunle，zuizhongshengxialeluxiao。
erqielufudeshengyiyezuodefengshengshuiqi，tamenyidurenweishiluluowanshitamendexiaofuxing，suoyijishiyoulezijidehaizi，yemeiyoujiangtasongzou，yizhiyilaiqueshidangqinshengnveryiyangyangzhe。
ruguobushifashengleneiyijianshi，luluowanconglaibuhuiquhuaiyilufuduitadeai。
keshixianzaitaqingchudizhidao，tazhishilufushiyebantushangyonglaihuanquliyideqizi。
luluowandailenglexujiu，huanhuanqishenxialechuang。
ruodadebieshu，chuleyiweizuofandefuyiheyigeyongrenxiaojuan，jiashangyigeta，yigongsangeren。
xiandeyoujifenqiliang，gentazheigesanniandehunyinhenyingjing。
xishuhao，zuozaishuzhuangtaiqiandeluluowanwangzhejingzhongdeziji，rouhededengguangsazaitashenshang，goulechumirendelunkuo。taweiweiceshen，xiuzhangdeshouzhiqingqingdazaijingbian，yanshenzhongtouzheyisihaoqiyushenshi。
jingzhongdeta，jifuruxue，xinierfuyouguangze，fangfonengtouchuyingyingdeweiguang。neijingzhidewuguan，meiyichudouqiadaohaochu，weiqiao。meiruyuandai，yansiqiushui，biliangtingzhi，yingchunweiqiao。yitourupudezhangfasuiyidipisanzaijiantou，jilvfasidiaopidichuiluozailianjiapang，gengzengtianlejifenwumei。
taweiweicoujinjingzi，zixiduanxiangzhezijidemianrong，muguangzaineiduiandandeyanmouzhongtingliu。yanshenzaoyimeiyouguangmang，youdaizhexiexudemimang，fangfozaizheimianjingzizhongxunzhaozheneigezhenshideziwo。
buzhitadaizuoleduojiu，jiandandihualezhuang，huahaozhuanghoutaqingqingminleminzuichun，chunshangdekouhonggengxianjiaoyanyudi。erhou，taweiweiyangqixiaba，neiyoumeidexiantiaorutongdiaosubanwanmei。jingzilideta，xiangshiconghuazhongzouchulaidexianzi，meiliqueyoudaizhejifenrenjianyanhuodeqixi。
xialaihoufuyizaoyijiangzaocanzhunbeihaole，luluowanshuoleyisheng:“xiexie！”
duziyirenanjingdixiangshouzhezaocan，fangfotazaoyixiguanlezheiyangdeshenghuo。
dengtachumenshiyijingshijiudianduole，laidaohualang。
tadezhushouxiaoqiyijingjiangtayaodehualangchanquanfangtadebangongzhuoshangle。
zhidaotakenengyagenkanbushang，danshitamuqiannengnadechushouzhiyoutadehualangle。
luluowanjinjinwozheshouji，tashenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijipingjingxialai，tahuanhuandakaitongxunlu，zhaodaoneigeshuxiyoumoshengdemingzi，xinzhongwuweizachen。
shouzhiqingqingdianjipingmu，dianhuabochuhou，**xiangqi，meiyishengdouxiangshiqiaojizaitaxinshang，rangtayufajinzhang。zhongyu，dianhuaneitouchuanlaileshenyiqiandichendeshengyin：“wei，nawei？”
luluowanminleminchun，qingshengshuodao：“wo，luluowan。youxieshiqingxianghenitantan，keyima？zhixuyaozhanyongnijifenzhongdeshijian。”
tingdaoduifanglengmodeyuqi，luluowanyuanbenyijingpingfudexinqingzaicifanqisuanse。
takuxiaoyisheng，yuanlaizheisannianjian，talianzijihaomadoumeiyoubaocunguo。
“ruguoshiguanyudaikuandeshiqing，neijiumeibiyaotanle。yinxingbuhuixiangyijiakongqiaogongsifafangdaikuan。”shenyiqiandeshengyindaizheyisibunaifan。
luluowanxinliyijin，jimangshuodao：“bawodehualangdiyajiyinxingyebuxingma？”
shenyiqianlengxiaoyisheng：“sanyiyuan，nidehualangnengzhiduoshaoqian？nizhendangwoshishazima？”
shuowan，shenyiqianbianguaduanledianhua。luluowantingzheerbianchuanlaidemangyin，yanzhongyipianbeiliang，tazhidaozijimeiyouzigezaiquqiutawangkaiyimian。
yuanbenzheichanghunyinjiushilufutongguobuguangcaideshouduanweixieshenyiqiande。
shenzhitahainazheshipin，weixieshenyiqiandadaxiaoxiaoshenpilehenduodedaikuan。
跟她结婚挺倒霉的。
erxianzai，lufusihuyijingwujikeshile，yushiyoubamuguangtouxiangleta。
taxiangliyongtalaijixubiposhenyiqian，rangtazaiciweizijimouquliyi。
zuijiaofengcidixiaole，taigaokantale，tayagenmeiyouneigemeili。
避雷:
【zheibenshizhuiqihuozangchangwen，nanzhushenyiqianshigaoganzidi，youzhezishendeyouyueganhejiaoao，yanlirongbudeshazi，dangzijizaorensheji、beipojiehun。bukenenghaixiangwushirenyiyang，duiyupatachuangderenzhihuijuedeexin，geying……suoyijiehunsanniandouduinvzhubuguanbuwen……】