第2章奶爸归来
ciri，yijiajunjijiangluoyubinhaishijichang。
“终于，回来了！”
linfanjibuzouchujichang，tarubinhaitudi，zhenggeshentidexueyefangfodouzaizheiyikehuantengqilai。
erjichangwai，daochuzhanmanleheqiangshidanderen，weifenglinlin，quanxianfengsuo。
buzhisheizouloulexiaoxi，wenxunganlaidebinhaigedafuhaogongjinghouliyuchujikou，zhiweijianzhenbeidajiangjunyimian。buguokexiquandoubeiqiangkousonglehuiqu，xianzailinfannayoushenmexinqingqujianzheibangren！
taxinlidianjizhenverheqizi，guixinsijian。
“kuai！songwoqulinjialaozhai，woyaojianwonver！”
“是将军！”
唰！
chezifeisukaiwanglinjialaozhai。
ercishidelinjialaozhainei，yimingfunvzhenglengyankanzhetamianqiandesisuizuoyoudexiaonvhai，mamalieliezhe。
“kuaidianganhuo！buxutoulan，buranwochousini！”xuhuiqinehenhendedengdao，shuozheyangqishouliliuzhizuoshiyuda。
xiaonvhaiheleyitiao，yibianliulei，yibianku：“xunainaiwoqiuqiunibuyaodatingting，tingtingzhendehaoe，haoe。shizaizuobudongle，nirangwoxieyihuierba。”
qintingtingyizhangfendiaoyuzhuodexiaolianshangmanshileihehanshui，jingyingdeshoubeishangqingxikejianjitiaoxingmudexuehen，liangzhixiaoshoujinjinzhuazheyigejiaohuayongdedashuitong，xiandetebiechili，shentigengshiyaoyaoyuzhuiyiban，suishikenenghuidaozaidishang。
“heneshibushi？”xuhuiqinxiexieyixiao，congyipangnaguolianggemantou，rengdaodishangyongjiaoshijingcaidebianxing，ranhoujianqidijiqintingting。
“把它给我吃了！”
qintingtingkanzhemantou，zabaleyixiazui，suiranzhidaomantouzang，bunengchi，dantashizaitaiele，qieshengshengdeshenchuxiaoshouqujie。
“pa！”zheishi，liuzhiqueyiyangerxia，shunjiandadaotajiaonendeshoubeishang，zaitianyidaoxuehen。
“wa......”qintingtingxiaoshoushunjiansuolehuilai，tengdewawazhiku。
“buzhunku！zaikuwodasini！”
“xuhuiqin！nijiujidiandeba，haodaitingtingyeshixiaofanliuxiadexuemai，rujinxiaofanshengsiweibu，nizheimeduidaitadehaizihuizaotianqiande！”zheishi，linfanyangfulinhaituizhelunyicongtangwuchulelai。
taxiabanshentanhuanle，zhinengzuodaolunyishang。
“xiangyaowojidexingya，nizhiyaobalaozhaidefangwuchanquanjiaochulai，daizheqinxueyanhezheigexiaoyezhonggundan！wojiufangguozheigexiaoyezhong！zhiyulinfan，nijiusileneitiaoxinba，tashibukenengcongzhanchangshanghuozhehuilaide！”xuhuiqinlenglengdao。wanquanmeiyoujianglinhaizheigelaogongfangzaiyanli。
dangchuyaobushiweilemouduolinfancaichan，tazheimemeimao，zenmekenengganxinqingyuanjiajiyigebitadashiduosuidezaolaotou！
“nixiuxiang！zheidonglaozhaishiwoliujitingtingmunvde，nibalaozhainazoule，nirangtamenmunverrenzhuzainali！nidexinzajiuzheimehenni！wodangchuzhenshixialeyancaihuiqudaonizheiyangyigeshexiedufu！”linhaihuibudangchu。
“heng！laodongxi，jintiannibujiaoyedejiao，nibujiaochufangchanwojiudangzhenidemiandasizheigexiaoyezhong！”
“gandongwonveryixiashishi！”huran，zheishiyidaobadaoweiyandeshengyinconghoufangchuanlai！
xiayimiao，linfanfushouerjin，hunshenshaqisiyi，neitaotiannuyanruliehuoxiongxiong，zhibixuhuiqin！
气氛，冷至冰点！
gandongtalinzhenbeidenver，jiuwenniyoujitiaoming！