第五章取悦我！
“啊啊啊，阿嚏。”
乔一诺越收拾越冷。
tayuanbenyiweihanqingyabadiaotadeyifu，shiyaopaitadefengsezhaozhileiweixiexiuruta。
ershiji，hanqingyaqueshiweile
——冻死她！
hanqingyarangrenbadiaotadeyifu，zhijitashengxiayijiantieshendebeixin，yourangrensuoshanglegeloudedamen，haijianggeloukongdiaolengfengkaidaozuida。
geloudecenggaozuyousanmi，weiyidechuanghulidiliangmi，qiebushuotagenbenpabushangqu，jiusuanmianqiangpashangqu，yegenbenchubuqu，yinweigelousuozailoucengshiqiceng。
zhiyudangzhukongdiaochufengkoujiugengbukenengle，gelouyongdeshizhongyangkongdiao，youshiergechufengkou，qiedouzaikaojinfangdingdeweizhi。
wukenaihezhixia，qiaoyinuozhihaozhaolaiyijianyouchouyouzangdepomadaiguozaishenshang，jixuganhuo。
xinxiang，gutingchuanyaoqiutamingtiantianliangzhiqian，bixuganwan，neimezhiyaochengdaomingzaotajiukeyilikaizheigeguidifang。
weiyirangtayouxiedanxinde，jiushizaoshangneihuierbeilengshuijiaolelianggeduoxiaoshi，benlaijiuyoudianganmao，zheiyaozaibeilengfengchuiyiwan，gujimingtianhuigengyanzhong。
tayaoshishengbingle，neinanrenmeidebaofu，wanyiquzhaotababakejiuzaole！
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bishi，gutingchuananzhaojiandongyanjidedizhi，laidaoyizuoqiongrenjujidechengzhongcun。
zhaodaoneigecengjingjiutayushuihuodexiaonvyongshi，duifangzhengyinweimeiqianjiaofangzuerbeifangdongsaodichumen。
“shuaige，qiaonizheiyangzi？yinggaishitananpengyouba？wohaoxintixingniyiju，ninvpengyoua，santianqianzaiziyuhuatianbeirenjishuile。”fangdongyizaidatiemenshang，yibiankezheguazi，yibianjifengdao。
“nibizui！”suqingranshunjianhongleyan，minzhechunfengkuangdeyaotou。
“tingchuan，bushinixiangdeneiyang，shi，shi，shiwodangshibuxiaoxinzoucuolefangjian，caihuibeiren······wodangshiyijingheneigerenshuole，wobushishenmeazhoubangtazhaodenvren，ketahaishi，haishijiangwo······wuwu······”
wenyan，gutingchuanweiweiyizheng，bukesiyidao：“neitian？shini！”
“niweishenmehuizaineier？”
“shenme？”suqingranchouyedao：“wozaiziyuhuatianzuobaojiea。”
“meishenme，woxiandainilikaizheili。”jiansuqingranbuyuangenzijilikai，gutingchuananweidao：“fangxin，wocengjingxunuoguo，‘dengwoyihoufeihuangtengdayidinghuibaodani’wobuhuishiyande。”
“ke······”suqingranchuizhemouzi，“wo······zangle。”
“wobuxianqi！”gutingchuanzhandingjietiedehuida。
gutingchuanmeiyoujiangrenzhijiedaihuiyunshanggongguan，ershixiandaidaozijishizhongxindelinjiangdapingceng。
yinweitaxuyaoshijian，ququerensuqingranjintianshuodezheiyiqieshibushizhende。
peisuqingranchiwanwanfan，zaihuidaoyunshanggongguan，yijingyelishiyidianduo。
“tani？haimeidasaowan？”
“geloumianjiyouxieda，youhenzhangshijianmeiyouqingsao，furenyigerenziranshikunnanlexie。yaobuwozhaojigeshoujiaomalierde，qubangbangfuren。”
“不用管她。”
gutingchuanjiangwaitaorengjiwuma，bianshanglouxizaole。
diertianzaoshang，chizaofandeshihou，rengbujianqiaoyinuodeshenying。
gutingchuanzhoumei，“yigegeloueryi，haimeishoushiganjing？”
“yaowoqukankanma？xiansheng。”wumawen。
“woqinziqu。”gutingchuanzhongzhongdejiangkafeifangzaicanzhuoshang，tadaoyaokankanneigenvrenshizenmetoulande。
“yi？”wumakanzheshangsuodegelou，“xiansheng，mensuozhe，furenyinggaishiyijingdasaowanle。”
“开门检查。”
geloudamenbeidakaideyishunjian，pumianerlaidehanqixianqigutingchuanquanshendehanmao，yintadaleyigelengzhan。
xiayimiao，yigejiaoruodebingqu，daolechulai。
piejianguozaiqiaoyinuoshenshangdepolan，gutingchuanbujinningqimeitou。
tashimeiyoujitayifuchuanma？
guyinongdekelianxixidejisheikan！
gutingchuanlengmodeyongxiejianerjiangrentikai，“biezhuangsi，jiwoqilai。”
denglejimiao，bujiandongjing，gutingchuantaigaoshengyin：“zaishui，wojiurangrenbaqiaomingandeyangqiguanjibale。”
jianqiaoyinuorengjiubuweisuodong，gutingchuanlengzhelianwanxiayaoqu，tadaoyaokankanzheigenvrenyouzaiwanshenmebaxi！
kezhijiangangpengdaotadejifu，bianbeineiguntangdewenducileyixia。
“乔一诺？”
tapailepaitadelian，ketashuangmoujinbi，miansecangbai。
像是死了一样！
momingdexinhuanglveguogutingchuanxintou，tayibajiangrenbaoqidaihuilewoshi。
“xiansheng，furenta······“
“youhuajiushuo，bietuntuntutude。”
“furenshentiyuanbenjiubutaihao，piruoshenxubingbanyougonghan。zuoriyouzheleliang，falebansugaoshao，yanxiasuiranyijingwuai，danhaishiyaohaohaojiangyang，fouzerihouhenkenenghui·······wufashengyu！”yishengxiaoxinyiyideshuo。
gutingchuanjianmeiweicu：“zhidaole。”
daiyishengzouhou，tazhuantoukanxiangwuma，yanshenbinglengrudao，sishizaizhiwenta，zenganzizuozhuzhang！
wumalianmangbaishou，gongyaojieshi，“bushiwoxiansheng，woshenmedoumeiyouzuo，wodoushianzhaonindefenfubanshierde。”
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qiaoyinuoyijueshuidaoshangwu，shaotuile，zuibaligandenanshou。xinglaixiangyaozhaodianshuihe，zheicaifaxianzijidejiule。
tatuozhexuruodebingqudaolouxiazhaoshuihe，zhengqiaopengdaoxuyuntingzaichiwucan。
tabenxiangzhuanshenbikaita，youjuedezijigaiquhetashuoshengxiexie，bijingtaxianzaichenglenenggouzhuzaitamingyunderen，shidangdeditoumaiguaitaohaoyixiabushijianhuaishier。
“neige，xiexienijiuwo。”
gutingchuantouyebutaideqiezhepanlideniupai，“zhennande，nengcongnidekouzhongtingdaozheilianggezi。”
“gelouwoyijinganzhaoyaoqiuzaitianliangzhiqianjiudasaoganjingle，haiqingnibuyaoweinanwobaba。”
gutingchuanfangxiashouzhongdaocha，buxubujidecalecazui，jiertaitouningshizheqiaoyinuodeyanjing，yandifanyongzhelingrendanhandeliangyi。
“dangnian，woguizainimianqian，qiunifangwomuqinyitiaoshengludeshihou，nizenmemeishuobuyaoweinantani？”
qiaoyinuohoulongyijin，tachuixiamouzi，jinyaozheyingchun，shangqianyixiaobu，qingchezhegutingchuandeyixiu。
“dangniandeshiqing，shiwobudui。woyuanyijieshouyiqiechengfa，zhiyao·······nifangguowobaba。”
gutingchuanlengxiaozhechouchuyixiu。
“renshinihaiside，nishouchengfabushiyinggaidema？youshenmezigehewotantiaojian。zhiyuwoshifouhuiqianliannifuqin，neikejiuyaokanwodexinqingle。”
“keshi······ni······dayingwole。”
qiaoyinuozhidaoxianzaideziji，meiyouzigehegutingchuanyaoqiushenme，guer“daying”lianggeziyaodehenqing，shengparenuleta。
gutingchuanwaitou，piejianqiaoyinuoweiweifanhongdeyanwei，haiyoutayinweijinzhangertongtifanzhefensedebojing，xinjianerbujinlveguoyisiyiyangdeganjue。
jiyili，tamanshenaogu，zongshiyifugaogaozaishang，jieaonanxundemoyang。
cengjingshenzhiningyuanzaidaxuelichuanzhedanyifazhanyizhengri，yejueduibuyuanzaifuqindehezuohuobanmianqianshuoyijuruanhuarencuo，yuanyinjinjinzhishiyinweineiminghezuohuobandaotamenjiazuokedeshihou，shuoleyijutayangdemaoshige“xiaochusheng”。
yiner，xianzaizheigeyuanyishiruodeqiaoyinuo，ranggutingchuanyouyizhongmoshengyouyiwaideguguai，gengcuizhetaxinzhongyizhongshengchuyizhongdutedezhengfuyu。
“haoa，neini——quyuewo！”