jianglanyueliansexuesesangjin，shenseyichangnankan：“laogong，wo，wozhendemeineimexiangguo，conglaijiumeiyou！wozhidaoninanshou，wozhidaoniweiqu，nishuodezheixie，woyidinghuihewofumujieshihaode。”
“keshihunyinfeitongerxi，nicengjinggaosuguowo，lihunerzibunengqingyikaikoude，zanmendoulengjingyixiahaoma？”
“tazhishiwodedidi，zhendewozhishibatadangzuodidi，jintianhunyanshangbamahelebushaojiu，xiaoningshenbianmeirenkanzhe，wo……”
“nishaoziqiqirenle，jianglanyue！”
guxingzhoudanmodao：“gangcaidedianhuawotingdehenqingchu，meiyounitabuzhibing，nijuedezheishihuangerenqujiuxingdema？”
“laogong，kezhengshiyinweizheiyang，wocaiyaoqudea！”
chajuedaoqizisihugenbenmeitingmingbaizijihualideyisi，tafanzaodao：“neitaxiaciyaoshuini，nishibushiyeshangganzhejitashui？”
tingdaozhangfudehua，jianglanyuemuguangzhuanleng：“laogong，nizheigewanxiaoyidiandoubuhaoxiao！”
“shinitemezaiwohekaiwanxiao！”
guxingzhoudanu：“shengbinglezhaoyisheng，zheishigexiaohaidoumingbaidedaoli！tani？nimeidaochangtahaijiubukenzhile，neitaxiacizaitamafanbing，zaihenishuo，nibujishuitabuzhi，nishibushijiujile？”
“nitemeershiqibaderen，zheixieniandouhuogouduzililema？”
“你……”
jianglanyuedunshijiunule：“guxingzhou，nijintianfeiyaozaizheiliwuliqunaoma？”
“neitamashinizaiwuliqunao！”
guxingzhouyishuaiyantou，nudao：“woguxingzhoujintianjiubahuafangzaizhei，nijintianyaochuzheigemen，laozizheigehunjiulidingle，yesutamalailedoubuhaoshi！”
“jintian，wohaitamajiushibunengrongrenyourendingzhewolaopodemingyiqujianbiedenanren！”
“nijintianyaoqu，jiujilaozilihun，lihunxieyilaozixianchangdayin，qianwanzi，nitamajinyehebierenzaiwaimianshui，laozidoujuebuduoshuoban……”
“啪！”
一声脆响。
顾行舟愣了！
江揽月也傻了！
tadaidaidekanzhezijideshou，tazenmeyexiangbudao，zijijingranyouyitianhuidazijilaogong。
“laogong，dui，duibuqi……”
jianglanyueshenshouxiangfumozhangfudelian，guxingzhouqueyishoupaikai，tashenshendekanleqiziyiyan，suihouyiyanbufadezouxiangwoshiwai。
“老公……”
jianglanyueconghoumianbaozhuzhangfu，ranerguxingzhouqueyidianyidiandebaikaitadeshouzhi，zheiyike，taxinhanle！
doushuofuxinrushui，naihebuxiangzheta！
“nijintianyaoqujiuqu，danshiwoshuoguodehua，yeyidinghuizuodao！”
jianglanyueyouyaozhui，kejicudedianhuashengdaduanleta！
……
henxianran，guxingzhouyouyicishule，menkouliqudechezi，zhengshiqizipingrilidezuojia，tazhongguihaishichulezheidaomen。
kanzheliqudechezi，jibianxinliyijingyoulezhunbei，ketahaishirenbuzhudexintoufazhan。
beipianaideyongyuanneimedeyoushiwukong。
fennudeqingxuzhujianshaodiaolizhi。
tazhidao，qizizhiyaoquleyiyuan，jiangninghuiyongjinshouduanrangqiziliuzaiyiyuanzhengye。
jiangjiayaodeconglaibushijianglanyuezheigenver，ershilanyuekejineizhihuixiajindandeji，ertaguxingzhoujiushihengzaizhongjiandebanjiaoshi。
yongyuanbuyaoshitujiaoxingyigezhuangshuideren，bijingguxingzhouminglianlidoushuoguoshuci，keqiziyaomexiaoxixidefouren，jiushishuoguxingzhouxiaodujichang，feijinxinsixiangyaozhengjiudehunyin……douchenglewuyonggong。
“yeba，tuolilezheiduanhunyin，sihubaofuqilaijiuzaiwuzuaile！”
tayongjinzuihoudelizhi，qiangyazhenuhuo，tanaqishoujibodaleyigedianhua。
“wodelaobandaren，ninlaojintiandongfanghuazhuyebumangzhezuodianmeixiumeisaodeshi，zadehailaizhetengwozheikumingdedagongren？”
dianhuaneitou，chuanlaiyigelanyangyangdeshengyin。
xiaoqiao，zhenmingqiaoyu，jiangbeizhuminglvshi，renchengjiangbeilvjiehuoyanwang。
jingshoudeanzibingbuduo，mingqiquebirenhelvshidouniu，yinweijigeanzili，tasongguobeigao，songguotongxing，shenzhilianqiaochuide……haiyouguzhudoubeitasongjinquguo。
shiyimingqihenda，quemeishenmeganzhaota，yinweiduishoupata，guzhuyepa。
meiyudaoguxingzhouzhiqian，tagengduoshijieyixiefalvyuanzhudehuo，riziguodebushihenruyi。
weiyimeiyoubeita‘keng’deguzhujiushuguxingzhoule，shenzhitahaichengleguxingzhoudezhuanshulvshi，duociweiguxingzhouxianchang‘jiaoxue’zhengdangfangweiyiershi。
zheiyeshizaojiuguxingzhouzaijiangbeishangquan‘henla’deyoulai。
guxingzhouchenmoleyihui，shuodao：“bangwoqicaoyifenlihunxieyi，ruguobiyao，kongpahaidezuohaosusongdezhunbei！”
“啥？”
duifangsihubeihedaole，zuibazidadadeshuozhe：“wodelaobandaren，nikebiehewo，jintianninlaocaigangbanhunli，zheidawanshangdexinhunzhiyedoumeiguo，niyaolihun？”
“没错！”
guxingzhoudeshengyintingbuchurenhedeqinggan：“jiushilihun！”
“e……ninlaokebiegaosuwo，nizheijubanhunlijiushiweilejilihunrerechangzi？”
xiaoqiaoyouxiemengquan，guxingzhouqueyouxiechenmo。
chajuedaoguxingzhouchenmo，xiaoqiaoruoruodewendao：“laoban，zundujiadu？haiyounigangcaishuode……kenenghaidetiqisusongyoushizenmehuishi？”
“woqizidagailvshibuyuanyihepinglihun！”
“呃……”
xiaoqiaochiyileyihui，dao：“keyizhaomuqianlaikan，meiyourenhezhengjunenggouzhengmingnideqiziyouguocuo，jibianshinihejiangjiadeneidianshi，yegenbenbojibudaonimendehunyin，ruguojiangzongzhiyibukenlihun，pingjietazaijiangbeidemingwang，zhipazheiguansimeifada。”
shuozhe，tayoubuleyiju，dao：“youqinimenjintiancaigangbanhunli，fuqiganqingpoliedeshuofatongbuguo！”
zuoweiguxingzhoudezhuanshulvshi，taduiguxingzhoudeyiqiehaishijibenlejiede。
raner，guxingzhouzaojiuyoulejueduan，dao：“tingshendeyijumingtianjiuhuiyou！”
“嗯？”
xiaoqiaoyileng，suijijingyadao：“laoban，ni，nigaibuhuishixinhunyebeilvleba？”
“……”
guxingzhoumorandao：“ruguomingtiandexinwentoubantoutiaoxiezhe，jiangbeizhumingnvzongcaixinhunyepeihumoshengnanziyisu，nengbunengchengweitingshenyiju？”
“sha？neilvchananyoutamagaoshi？”
xiaoqiaodajing，suihouningshengdao：“laoban，zheishierduinidemingshengyehuizaochengdaji，shenzhiyuzheizhongshiyaoshichulibuhao，lanyuekejidegupiaoyehuizaodaozhongchuang，niquedingma？”
jiangningzailanyuekejideneidianzishier，xiaoqiaoxinlimenqing，guxingzhouzhishitiyizui，tajiuzhidaozenmehuishi。
raner，guxingzhouquelengmodidao：“xiangbiqiqian，wogengyanezaizheiduanhunyinliwujindeneihao，zuihouluodegeyidijimao。”
“woguxingzhoudangniannenglaqiyigelanyuekeji，nanbuchenghainenglunluodaoyaofandedibu？”
“呃……”
对方沉默了。
liangjiu，xiaoqiaobiechuyiju。
“laobanniubi，laobandaqi！”