第一章大扫除惹的祸

“xiaoqiang?nimeishiba?buyaohewo,nixingxingkuaixingxinga!”

erbianxiangqileyueerdongtingdenvsheng,xiaoqiangyouxiemihudeconghunmizhongsuxingguolai。

shouxianjinruyanliande,shiyizhangmeiliqingchundeqiaolian,bujinchongmanlejiaojizhise,heizhenzhubandemeimouzhonghaiyinyindaiyouxiexuleihen。

tajiaozhaoqingyan,shiyonganxiandiyizhongxuegaosan2bandebanzhang,pinxuejianyou,qingchundongren,gengshizhenggexuexiaoxueshengmengongrendexiaohua。

kanjiantaxiaoqiangzongsuanshihuifuleqingxing,yezhujianxiangqizijiweishenmehuihundao。

shuolaiyezhengoudaomeide,xuexiaodasaochu,yuanbentaxingyundebeichouzhongyuzhaoqingyanzheigemeixueqidoukenengshuobushangyijuhuadexiaohuabanzhanggongtongfuzedasaohoushanbaoganquneidefeijiucangku,kesheiliaodaodasaoguochengzhongzhaoqingyantairenzhen,yingyaotuikaiqiangmianshangbaifanglebuzhidaoduoshaonianyuedelaomuxiang,jieguozaixiangdituranchuxianleyitiaojinsedeguaishe!

yexushibennengdefanying,youhuoxushibaohumeirenerdeqianglieyuwang**letineishaoliangdenanxingheermeng,zaiweijiguantoutajingranbuguyiqiedebaozhuzhaoqingyantingshenerchu,jieguojinsedeguaishehenhendeyaoletayikou。

nandehepiaoliangmeilidexiaohuazhaoqingyanyouduchudejihui,kejiubeizheimeyitiaojinsedeguaishelengshiyingshengshengjipohuaile,nishuoyumenbuyumen?

zhengdangxiaoqiangkuxiaobudedefanyingguolaihou,tacaifaxianzijiyiranhezhaoqingyanbaochizhegangcaiduobijinsheshijinjinyongbaozaiyiqidedaodizishi,wenxiangruanyuruhuaideshushuanglingtachadiandouwangletuibuchuanlaidetengtong,zhei……zheijianzhishizaiyongshengmingchidoufua!

“xiaoqiang,nizhongyuxingle!douguaiwo……ruguowobutuikaineimuxiangjiuhaole,kuairangwokankanshangkou,wojideyiqianzirankeshanglaoshijiaoguo,ruguosheyoududehuaneishangkouhuibianheihese,dusuhuitongguoxueyeliuxiangquanshen,bixujishijinxingzhiliaode……”zhaoqingyanshuodaozheilibianxiangyaoqishenchazhaoxiaoqiangdeshangkou,yezhengzaizheishi,tayefaxianlezijihexiaoqiangzhengyongyizhongaimeiwubidezishiyongbaozaiyiqi。

zhaoqingyanyilengsuijifanyingguolai,xiuhongzheqiaoliandetajimangtuikaixiaoqiangdeshentihuangluanqishen,qifenlikexiandeyouxieganga。

“keke!neige……yaobunihaishibawofuhuiyiwushi,rangxiaoyibangwokankanhaole。”xiaoqiangjianhaoshiluxian,gankeliangshenghoujimangzhuanyihuati。

“neizenmexing!”zhaoqingyanrenzhendehuidadao,“ruguoneitiaoshezhendeyoudu,jiubixuyaojishichuli,wo……wobixuyaoxianbangnibaducongshangkouzhongxichulaicaixing!shijianbudengren,youxieshedukeshihenlihaide!”

“a?xishedu?niqueding?keshiwo……”

“biekeshile,shijianjiushishengming,xiaoqiang,zheidoushenmeshihoule?”zhaoqingyanyilianjiaojideduojiaobiandao,“nizenmezheimebunazijidexingmingdanghuishi?kuaishuoa,nibeisheyaodaodeshangkoudaodizaina!”

“e……zhenyaoshuoma?”xiaoqiangyouxiegangadezhilezhidao,“shangkou,jiuzaizhei。”

“hao,kuairangwolaikan……”zhaoqingyandunxiajiaoqubianyaochakanshangkou,keshidangtahuacaishuodaoyibanzhenggerendunshijiaoxiuwubidejiangzaileyuandi。

weishenme?yuanlaixiaoqiangbeisheyaodeshangkouhaoqiaobuqiaodepianpianjiuzaidatuishang!ruguoyaokanshangkou,zhaoqingyanjiubixuyaobatadekuzijinaxialai!zheimexiurendeshi,nagenvhaizizuodechushou?

“neisha,haishiwozijixiankankanyoumeizhongduba,neigeni……ninengbunengzhuanguoshenqu?”xiaoqianggangadexiaolexiao。

“a?e!hao,haode……”zhaoqingyanzheicaihuiguoshenlai,qiaoliantonghongdejimangzhuanshenbeiduizheta。

xiaoqiangjiekaikudaiqiaoleyandatuichubeisheyaoshangdeshangkou,zongsuanshianhulekouqi,yinweizheituishangdeshangkoubingmeiyouruzhaoqingyansuoshuochengxianchuheihese,lianggebeineijinshejiyaochudexiao**neifandaoshitouluzhediandianjinseguangze。zhiyaobushiheihese,neiyinggaijiusuanshimeiyouzhongduba?

“yi?zheishishenme?”zhengdangxiaoqianganxinzhishi,tadeyuguangcishiyiwaifaxianzaizijituipanggangcaituifandelaomuxiangpangdiaoluozhekuailongxingdeyupei,kanshangquhenshijingzhi。

zheipocangkuniandaijiuyuan,haoxiangxuexiaojianzaozhiqianjiucunzaile,pingshiduifangdedoushixiefeiqipinhepolan,nalaizheimejingzhidelongxingyupei?

xiaoqiangzaiyihuozhongjianqizheibaiyuzhizuodelongxingyupeizhengyaochusheng,turanjiantaganjuedaozijituibubeijinseguaishesuoyaodeshangkouchuchuanlaiyiguzhuoredejinsenengliang,yanzhetadexuemaiyiluliurudaotinei,ranhouyanzheshoubeizuizhongzuanruzheilongxingyupeizhizhong!

beihedaidetajimangjiekaikudaichaozijideshangkouwangqu,zhijiangangcaishangkouchuneijinsedeguangzeyijingxiaoshibujian,ershouzhongdelongxingyupeiquesanfazhedandandejinseguangze!

baobei!zheijueduishigebaobei!!erqiezheiyupeiyinggaiheneijinsheyousuoguanlian!xiaoqiangkebusha,suirantabuzhidaozheiyupeidaodishishenmedongxi,danguangpingneijinseguangzehuizhuanyizheiyidianjiunengkending,zheijueduibushishenmefanwu!

jiranshiwuzhuzhiwu,youyinggaishigebaobei,xiaoqiangdangranbuhuikeqi,zhijiebianjiangzheiyupeijisaijinlekoudai。

cishidezhaoqingyanyijiuzhanzaiyuandi,beiduizhexiaoqiang。xiaoqiangwangzhetaneienaduozideshenying,yixiangdaogangcailiangrenyongbaozaiyiqishideaimeichangjing,buyoudezaixinligantan,xiaohuajiushixiaohua,buguangpiaoliangshencaihaizheimehao。ruguotameiyouchuanxiaofudehua,neigaishizenyangyifanlingrenxuemaipenzhangde**huamiana……

zheigeniantouhenkuaizainaohaizhongyishanjishi,xiaoqiangbenjiushisuibianyyyixia,ranerkoudaizhongdeneilongxingyupeiqueshituranyire,jinsenenglianghaowuzhengzhaodecongyupeineizaicizuanhuiletadeshentizhizhong!erzheiyici,nengliangyanzhexuemaijingranliujinletadeyanjingnei!

dianguanghuoshijian,xiaoqiangzhiganjuedaoshuangyanyizhencitong,haiweidengtajiaochushenglaiqueyouhuifulezhengchang。dangtazhengkaiyanjingzhishi,quezhenjingwanfendefaxianzhaoqingyantashenshangdexiaofujingran……buyierfeile!

xiuzhangbizhide**,jiaoqiaodemeitun,xianxirouruandeyaozhi,jifushengxuedebeiying……zhaoqingyanmeihaodeshentikandexiaoqiangshimudengkoudai,shunjianbixueliuchu!

“xiaoqiang?ni……nijianchashangkoulema?daodiyoumeiyouzhongdudejixiang?”beiduizhexiaoqiangdezhaoqingyanhunranbuzhifashengleshenmeshi,tayouxiejipodechushengxunwen。

huayushengjiangchuyuzhenjingzhongdexiaoqiangjiheleyitiao,tashijingyizhayan,henkuaiyanqiandejingxiangzaicihuifulezhengchang,zhaoqingyanyijiushiyuanbendeneigezhaoqingyan,tashenshangdexiaofuchuandehaohaode,genbenjiumeiyourenhedeyiyang。

zenmehuishi?gangcainei……nandaoshihuanjue?

xiaoqiangsuiranyouxieyihuobujie,buguocishirongbudetaduoxiang,jimanghuihuadao,“meishi,wokanle,shangkoumeiyouheihesedehenji,neisheyinggaimeidu,ni……keyizhuanguolaile。”

“zhende?neijiushizaishitaihaole!”zhaoqingyanyitingdunshigaoxingdezhuanguoshenzi,tahaixiangshuoxieshenme,quejingyadao,“xiaoqiang?nidebizi……zenmeliubixuele?”

“a?o,mei,meishenme,kenengzuijinbuyaochitaiduole。”xiaoqianghubianluanzaolegeliyou,sheirangzheizhaoqingyandeshencai,shizaishitaimirenleni?