“zhenkelian，haodaiyeshiyiguohuangzi，jingbeifapeibianjiang。”
“he!neiyeshitahuogai，yigefeiwu，jinggandezuizanmenwuhuangzi!”
“huangshiwuqingai，qinxiongdidounengxianhai。”
……
tingzhezhouweishibingyilunfenfendeshengyin，zaikanzhezijishenshangdeqiuyi，qinjunjihubengkui。
刚穿越就雪崩开局!
tasuiguiweiqianyuewangguohuangzi，danxiuliantianfujicha，rujinyebuguolianqierceng。
zaizheigeshenmolinlishiliweizundeshijie，keyishuotajibenyuhuangweiwuyuanle。
dansuizhelaohuangdishentiyiriburuyiri。
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youqishiyutayouyuandewuhuangziqinyu，gengshizaizangwuxian，shuoqisitunguokujinqian。
huangdidanu，zhijiebatabianzhibianjingfulaoyi。
huangzibeibianqubianjing，yesuanshishanghanjian。
“吱——呀!”
turan，qiucheyigejiansu，tingzailelushang。
yizhongbuhaodeyugan，congqinjunxindichuanlai。
zheijueduishiyigesharenpaoshidehaodifang。
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tazheishixiadingjuexin，rangqinjunyouquwuhui!
“sanhuangzidianxia，ninshizicaini?haishiwomendongshouni?”
kanzheneihanrenbububijin，qinjunfenkaibuyi，zheishigangchuanyuejiudesilema?
他不服!
“ding!shenhuaxitongjihuo，yusuzhubangdingchenggong!”
“ding!yinweichucijihuoxitong，jiangliyicisuijizhaohuanshenmojihui、yicisuijichoujiangjihui!”
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qianshiqinjunmeishaokanxiaoshuo，ziranzhidaoxitongshishenme!
“xitong，kuai，jiuwo!”
“ding，benxitongnaishidadaoshengjisuosheng，suzhumeiyuekezhaohuanshenmoyiming，muqiansuzhushengyuyicizhaohuanshenmodejihui，shifoushiyong?”
“用!”
qinjunjidongdiniejinquantou。
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“pu，zheijiahuogaibuhuishiheshaleba?ziyanziyugeshani?”
“he，guantazhenshahaishijiasha，fanzhengtajinrinantaoyisi!”
“meicuo，zhiyaodengwuhuangzidianxiashangwei，wodengrihoubianyouconglongzhigong!”
……
qinjunxinzhongannu，danquemeixinsilihui，tacikezhengjujinghuishendikanzhezijimianqianpingkongchuxiandezhuanpan!
“神魔抽取中!”
wukong、yangjian、zhurong、saobaxing……
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“zhongchengdu：90(manzhi100)!”
“tebietishi：dangshenmodezhongchengdudiyu0jiuhuibeipansuzhu!”
qinjunbeinaohaizhongxiangqideyilianchuanshengyintingdefameng，shenmewanyier?
妲己?
封神演义?
neibushihuaxiashenhuachuanshuoma?
“renni?shuozhaohuan，zenmemeidongjing?”qinjunxinjidewendao，gaibuhuishizijidehuantingba?
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shenhuabenlaijiushiduzhuande，nengdangzhen?
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huoxushenhuaxitongzhendecunzai!
“neiwokeyizhaohuanqitiandashengsunwukong、tiantingzhanshenerlangzhenjun、rulaifozuma?”
“可以!”
“三清道祖呢?”
“可以!”
“wori!woyaodiaodazheigeshenmoshijie!”
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必须爆棚啊!
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“sidaolintoulehaizaizheizhuangfengmaisha?qusibani!”
lingtoudeneigeshibingnuheyisheng，jiuyaodongshou。
zhishijiuzaizheishi，sizhoukuangfengyongqi，shibingmendajingshise。
“谁?”
“咯咯——”
yidaorangrenqijipigedadejiaoxiaoshengxiangqi，jingdesuoyourenzuoguyoupan。
yidaobaiyingrutongzhexianbanpiaopiaoluoxia，yishenxuesebaiyi，qunbaihexiukousuifengpiaodong，shenziena，jianshangxianzhebaiseqiumao，liuxubandeheifazhixianaishiyizhangjuemeideliandan，wuguanjingzhi，hanxiaodewangzhetamen。
祸国殃民!
苏妲己!