第一章无敌金刚腿
“叮咚～”
“shenmoxitongbangdingzhong…66%…”
“bangdingchenggong，kaishijianchasuzhutizhi…66%…”
yexiaofancongchuangshangxinglai，lingdongdedayanjingmimangdedaliangzhesizhou。
“wo…，wojingranchuanyuele，haibangdinglexitong！！”
yexiaofanfendiaoyuzhuodexiaolianshangchongmanlejidong，mengdicongchuangbengtiaoqilai，youzhongyaobawudingzhuangchuandejiashi。
“yi，wozenmechuanyuedaoyigexiaopihaishenshangle，haishiyigewuliusuimaodexiaopihai！”
yexiaofanshangxiadaliangzheaixiaolinglongdeshenti，baozhexiaonaodaiyilianyumen，tacongdiqiushanggangtuolishierniandezhemo，xianzaizhongshengzaiyigewuliusuidexiaopihaishenshang。
“jianchawancheng，suzhutizhidadaoxitongbangdingzuidibiaozhun，kaiqichujishenmoxitong。”
“shenmoxitong，keyitunshicangqiongwanwu，huodejingyan，qianghuajishen，youjilvlingwuzhutianwanjiesuoyougongfa。”
“叮咚！”
“gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibaoyifen！”
“是否开启！”
“开启，赶紧的！”
yexiaofantingdaonaohaimirendenvsheng，liangyanjingguang，liangzhixiaoshoumocazhe，jidongdeshuodao。
“gongxiwanjiahuode1000dianjingyan......”
“gongxiwanjiahuodeshenwujing......”
“叮咚！”
“gongxiwanjialianshengshiyiji，dangqiandengjiweiyijilianqi......”
yexiaofanaixiaolinglongdeshentinei，dantianneiyongshangyigujingchundeliliang，fangfonenggouyiquandasiyitouniu。
“yikouqilianshengshiyijia，wodiguaiguai，zheixitongwudile！！”
xiangdangchuyexiaofanzaidiqiushang，naishiyigeguer，zaoshoubierendelengyan，shishiyudaozuai，zaiwangbashangwanggengshibeileipichuanyuele。
jintianzheizhongjidongdexinqing，yexiaofanzaidiqiushangbucengtihuiguo。
yexiaofanbuyuanchudezhuoshangfangzhejigenjitui，yexiaofanzaojiuele，kandaojituinalihairendezhu。
“吧唧！”
naqijituijiushiyikouyaoxia。
“dingdong，gongxisuzhulingwuxuan·wudijingangtui（yijiaoyunhanshiwanjinjuli，chuaisichuaitianchuaidichuaikongqi。）”
yexiaofanyanjingzhalezha，zheidayea，yijiaoshiwanjinjuli，sheinengdangzhu？
“嘎吱！”
yexiaofankenwanjituihou，fangmenbeituikaile，zoujinyiweizhangxiangqingxiudeshaonv，nianlingyuemoshiliu，shenchuanlansezhangqun。
“xiaofan，kuaipao，yexianjunyaolaishanile！”
shaonvshensehuangzhang，xiaobuqingnuolaidaoyexiaofanshenqian，zhuazhuyexiaofanzhinendexiaoshou，wangmenwaipaoqu。
yigupumianerlaidefangxiangwei，rangyexiaofanshenqingqishuang，buduoshijiupaodaolezoulangshang。
“xiaojiejie，yexianjunshisheia？”
yexiaofanbeishaonvlazhepaozaizoulangshang，lingdongdedayanjingyishanyishandekanzheshaonv。
“xiaofan，ninandaowanglema？”
“nishiyejiashaozhu，dazhanglaoweiduojiazhuzhiwei，jiangjiazhuduhai，xianzaizhenggeyejiadoubeidazhanglaozhangkongle。”
“dazhanglaoyuyaozhancaochugen，jiangnishale，yongjuehouhuan！”
shaonvtingxiajiaobu，dunzaiyexiaofanshenqian，beishangdekanzheyexiaofan，yaochun，shanggandao。
“xiaofan，nixianzaihaixiao，shenmedoubuzhidao，dengnizhangdale，yidingyaoweijiazhubaochou！”
shaonvshuowanhou，yanzhongshanguoyimojueran，tineichuanchubangbodezhenqi，shuangshouyilan，jiangyexiaofanbaozaishenshang，suduturanbaozeng。
jiashangshaonvganggangsuoshuodehua，xianzaiyexiaofanshiyunshangjiayun。