disizhanglaopodaren，nixinkule！
jieshoulesanxingxuanshangrenwu，zhuangbizhijinshengxiajiuwandian。
wangfeibiewutafa，zheishitamuqianweiyidejihui，weiduzheirenwuyaoqiushizaiqipa。
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怎么个连环法？
wangfeiqiazhiyisuan，xunsizhehaiyouchongzushijian，yanxiazaibieshulitoujiutahesulanliangren，xiangwanchengrenwudekenengxingjidi，zhinengdengdaomingtianshangban。
yinweishengjirenwuyaoqiusuzhu，xianzaibunenglikaigongsigangweide。
yazhuxinzhongdejiaolv，wangfeizuohuiyuanweishang，foujuedao：“laopodaren，banwokendingyaoshangde，nayoushuozoujiuzoudedaoli？qitadewo...”
budengwangfeiquanbushuowan，sulanzhijiedaduan，manshiwuxingbiyideshuo：“xiaoqiannianjizheimexiao，jiutanshangnizheimegebufuzerendegege，wozhenshititagandaotongqing，bijingyeshi，nibenlaijiubushishenmeyouliangxinderen，buyongkanzhewo，wobuxiangtingnishuohua。”
zheihuayixiaziqiangzhulewangfei，rangtayoukushuobuchu。
xianglexiang，wangfeidaolandejieshitaiduo，fanzhengbuguantashuoshenmesulanyebuhuixiangxinde，kuangqiejingguozheijiandandexiangchu，wangfeiyijingdagaigaoqingchusulanduitadeyinxiang，wufeishibufuzeren，haowujianshu，taozhezongcailaogongwaiqiaode**siyimeibei。
饭后。
sulanzaichufangxiwan，neiaorendeshenziguazheweiqun，yourujiatingmeifuyiban，kandewangfeishiyizhenpiaopiaoran，huaixiaozhecuolecuoshou，shunzhebieshuloutishangleerlou，jinlezhuwo。
jiranshiliangfuqi，kendingdeshuizaiyiqima。
zhuwojiweikuanchang，yijiushiheibaifenggedexiandaishizhuangxiu。
wangfeiyijinqu，jiuwendaoxiangpenpendeweidao，hesulanshenshangdeyouxiangruchuyizhe。
liangmidachuangdeqiangbishang，haiguazhewangfeihesulanxiangyongdehunshazhao，kanqilaineijiaoyigetianmi。
yichubingweiwanquanguanshang，wangfeibuyouzizhudeshangqianlakai，limianfangzhidedabufenshinvshiyifu，haiyouhaoxiege**...
erzaiyichudelingwaiyice，zefangzheliaoliaojijiannanshifuzhuang，wangfeimashangjiuzhidaozheishitadeyifule。
zaisaoshizhuwoyiquan，shigeshazidounengkandechulai，yifunengfangzaitongyigeyichuli，bushishuitongyigefangjianshishenme？
“xitong，wotemeaisinile，suiranbuqingchudaodihaiyoushenmexiugaide，danjiuxianzailaikan，yijingshiwozuomengdoudebudaodele。”wangfeiweisuoerxiao，suishounaqiyitaoshuiyi，guoduanjinleyushixizao。
xizaodeshihou，wangfeihaibuwangdeyideshaxiao，jiuxiangshigechun**sifanshenhoudeyangzi。
xiwanzaohuanleshenshuiyi，wangfeiputongyixialuozairouruandechuangshang，zhankaishuangbeikanzhetianhuaban，xindiyouzhongshuobuchudegankai。
fangzaichuangtoujushangdeshouji，turanlailetiaoweixin。
wangfeinaqilaidakaiyikai，cetangzhedangshijiuxiaole，yinweishizhangyafalaideweixin！
zhangyashuo：“wangfei，zaima？nengliaoliao？”
wangfeizhijieaoaodehuileju：“buhaoyisi，woxianzaihaomangde，wozaiwolaopodefangjianli，dengtaxiwanwanshanglaini，nibushiyouchenfengma？zheifuzonghaibucuo，zaiwolaoposhoudixiabiaoxiandekeyi。”
“wangfei，nijiubiezhuangle，niqishigenbenmeihesulanjiehunba？buranworenshinineimejiu，zenmekenengliannijiehunledoubuzhidao？wokanniyinggaishisulandepengyou，sulanzhishiguyipeiheniyixiaeryiba？nenghesulanjiehunderen，bukenengxiangnizheimehansuana，yinggaidoushiyouqianrencaidui。”zhangyadetaiduchongmanlezhiyi。
wangfeimashanglaiqile，xinxiangzhangyawufeishizaishitanzhenjiaeryi，ruguotazhenhesulanshifuqiguanxi，anzhaotaduizhangyadelejie，bidingyouhuitiezhelianpicoushanglai。
zheizhangyatasuanshikantoule，jiushigebaijinyouwudixiandenvren。
suoxingwangfeiyouzaiweixinshanghui：“shizhenshijia，nimingtianjiuhuizhidao，wolandejieshitaiduo。”
“hehe，zhuangba，nijiujixuzhuang，fanzhengwoshibuxin，niyidiandoubuxiangshiyouqianrenjia，zenmekenenghesulanyiqi？”zhangyahuifudejikuai。
wangfeimomingdeyiduzihuo，landezaiquhuifu。
jieguomeiguojimiaozhong，zhangyajingranzhijiefalegeshipintonghualai。
kanzheshoujipingmu，wangfeixiangqijintianbeishuaideqingjing，baofuxinlibuyouzizhudeshengqi，gancuixinyihengdianlejieshou。
hao，jirannizhangyafeiyaoshitandaodi，neilaozijintianjiurangnikangeqingqingchuchu！
shipintonghuazhankai，shoujipingmuchuxianlezhangyadelian，huazhuanghuadehuazhizhaozhan，jiuxianggeyaojingside。
wangfeimeibajingtouduizheziji，ershiduizhezhuwolidedianshiji，kanbuchuxiangxi。
zhangyayodeyisheng，jixiaodao：“wangfeinizheishizainaerni？zenmebuganjianwo？”
“meihenidechenfengyiqi？”wangfeishitanerwen。
zhangyayaoleyaotou，“chenfenggangbawosonghuijiani，nibushishuosulanshinilaopoma？zainaerni？”
wangfeilengxiao，suijiguyijingtouyizhuan，xianshizhaolezhaochuanzheshuikudetui，anshizhegaosuzhangya，taxianzaitangzaichuangshang，ranhouyoubajingtouduizhefangjianzhaoledabanquan，shuodao：“xianzaihaiyongwoshuo，wozainalima？”
“zhuang，youzaizhuang，wokandingduoshizaimougejiudiandetaofangli。”zhangyahaishibuxin，yuqihezitailiuluzhemingxiandeyouyuegan。
kandaozhangyazheigemoyang，wangfeichediduanlenianxiang，quandangshizheixienianlaideganqingshiweilegou。
jiranzhangyafeiyaozheiyang，neitawangfeigancuijiuxuanyibo！
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jinjinshiyishunjian，shoujipingmulitouxianshidezhangya，dangchangyusai。
jinsuierlaide，shizhangyajubiandelianse，yijiwufazhixindeyanyu。
“zheizenmekenengshizhende？”
“sulanbushiweilepeiheni，shizhendehenijielehun？neiwozhangyaqibushizhenchenglexiaosan，congtoudaoweidoubeiniwangfeijishuale？”
“wojideniwangfei，mingmingjiushigeguer，genbenmeiyoushenmeqian，zenmehuihesulanzheizhongnvrenjiehunde，zheizhongshiqinggenbenmeiyoukenengfashengcaiduia。”
wangfeibeijuejieqi，bingqiefazineixindeshuchang，guyixuezhezhangyayouyuedeyuqi，kaikoudao：“niyiweinizhangyahencongming？renbukemaoxiangzheijuhua，kanlainishimeiyounongdong，ai，fangzhewozheimegedahaoqingnianbuyao，feiqugenshenmechenfeng，yeshia，benlaijiubushiyigeshijiederenni。”
zhangyayaoleyaoya，jicudao：“wangfeinitingwojieshi，wo...”
wangfeibujijihui，qiangxingdaduanzhangyadehua，huifudao：“wobuxiangtingnijieshi，yemeishenmehaojieshide，bijingwoshigeyoulaopoderen，xianzaiwoyijingxiangqingchule，woyaohaohaohuiguijiating，haohaodeduidaisulan。”
fangmenturanbeidakai，sulanxiwanwanshangloule。
wangfeishengqiyigezhuangbideniantou，mashangdiaozhuanjingtouduizheziji，dangzhezhangyademianzoudaosulanpangbian，chuqibuyideshenshougouzhusulanbozi，xiaodao：“zhangyaa，yihounijiubiezaichanzhewole，wohewolaopoguodehenxingfu，wozaiyebuhuiquzhaobiedenvren，woyaohaohaodeduidaisulan，duidaizheigejiating。”
sulanxiayishidexiangzhengkai，quefaxianwangfeizheijiahuozainashouji，zhengduizheyilianchijingdezhangyaxiuenai！
xiawuzaigongsilouxia，tashiweilepabeizhiqingrenzhidaowangfeidechoushi，liandaizhetazijigenzhediulian，zhidaoxianzaisulancaifaxianzijizuocuole，yinweizheijianzhishidiaojinlekengli。
“laopodaren？nixinkule，nikankanwoduoyouchengyia。”wangfeiluchuhuaihuaideyanshen。
zheiyanshendeyisi，sulanyouzennengbudong，mingxianshirangtajixupeihe，fouzebeizhangyachuanchuqufuqibuhe，dengyushimeifayuantajintianxiawuzuodeshi，huibiandezixiangmaodun，nanyiziyuanqishuo。
sulanbudebujiangyingdeyangqixiaorong，qiangxingyanshigangapeihezhewangfei，xinliyibiananmawangfei**，yibianmuguangduizheshoujishipinlidezhangya，shuodao：“wolaogonghenaiwo，xiexienideguanxin，yeshizhenghaoshiyinweini，wolaogongcaiyishidaozijideguocuo，juexinhuiguijiating。”
zhangyamanlianeran，chedidejingdaile。
tawanwanmeixiangdao，neigezaigongsishichangbushangban，liuliuwuweidewangfei，juranzhendeshimeinvzongcaisulandelaogong！
zuichirude，shitacongtoudaoweixiangshibeishualeyiyang，yizhijiushigexiaosan，haizhanzhanzixidegenlechenfeng，yiweipanshangzhitou，jieguotasuomianduide，jingranshigeshenzhuanzhe...
wangfeilidoubuli，shunshigualeshipintonghua，shougouzhesulanbozi，dunshixiaorongmanmian，andaozheixiashijieqidaolejidian。
shipinguanbihou，sulanlianmangzhengkaiwangfei，mianrongshangdebinglengbiandegengjianonglie，shenzhiduolecengyane，lengshengdao：“wangfei，zheishiwozuihouyicipeiheni，nijiwojizhule。”
“wobixuyaozhuangbia，yinweizheishirenwu，erqieyao24xiaoshineilianhuanzhuangde，womingtianhaidezaizhuangyicini。”wangfeikongzhibuzhudeshuoloulezui。
“**！fanzhengyihouzaigongsi，nizuihaobieyoushimeishizhaowo。”sulanzhouqishuangmei，huaiyiwangfeishibushinaozijinshuile，caishuochuzheimexiqiguguaidehualai。
“ai，nizhenghaotixinglewo，yihouzaigongsi，wojiulaizhelaopodarennile。”wangfeihuaixiao。
“ni...wolandegennizheizhongrenlangfeikoushe，congxianzaikaishiwomenfenfangshui！”sulanmeizhe，jingranzhuanshenyouchulezhuwo，zhiliuxiamanmianhouhuidewangfei。
**，这逼装亏了！