第一章 拒绝当上门女婿

diyizhangjujuedangshangmennvxu

ganggangchuanyuelaidaopingxingshijie,haimeigaoqingchuzhuangkuangdeqinfeng,zuozaiguwanjiebiandemuyishang,yilianmengbidekanzheyanqiandekonglong。

konglongyongyouzheyibaiwuyuyimiwudezhuoyueshencai,manlianquebanyubaoyaxiangyidezhang,chaotianbihebazimeigengshijuepei,cishizhengluchulerangrenzuooubiaoqingduizheqinfengxiaoni。

“xiaoshuaige,womenjiazichanguoyi,jiniyitaibaomayitaofang,dangwomenjiadeshangmennvxu,zenmeyang?”

“nizaiwojiagongsidaza,buguoyuexinsanqianeryi,hewojiehun,niliannulidoubuyong。”

“jiyegun!”qinfenglengyandingzhekonglongfupo,zuoweiyigechongmanlezhengnengliangdechuanyuezhe,tazenmekenengqudangshangmennvxu?

“jiniliannibuyaolian!”

“wobujinyaojieguni,wohaiyaorangxuexiaokaichuni!”

“modoudaxuedejiaodaozhurenkuaiguwan,jijianguwansongguoqu,tayouyiwangeliyoukaichuni。”

“zaimodou,wansinijiuxiangwansiyigezhimayiyiyangjiandan。”

diuxiazheifanhenhua,konglongfupodayaodabaidezoule。

“kaichuwo,youdianjishoule......”qinfengdiguyisheng。

beixuexiaokaichu,qinfenglianzuijibendedaxuewenpingdoumeiyou,danganshanghaihuiyouwudian,duiyuweilaideyingxianghenyanzhong,zheiduimuqiandeqinfenglaishuo,jueduishizhimingdaji。

hude,qinfengnaozhongxiangqileyidaobinglengdedianziyin。

“叮!”

“jujuezhuiqiuxitongbangdingchenggong,chuanyuezheqinfengchengweisuzhu,zhiqiandetiangouqinfengyijingchenggongbeitihuan。”

“xitonghuijiancehequerenjujuedezhenshixing,meichenggongjujueyigenvrendezhuiqiu,jiunenghuodexitongjiangli,chenggongjujue99genvrenzhihou,suzhubujinbuhuibeitihuan,haiyouyixiangbudaodejiangli。”

“suzhujujuedenvrenyanzhiyuegao,jiangliyuefenghou。”

“xitongjiance,suzhuganggangjujuekonglongfupodebaoyang,jianglisuzhubjinenglijianbaozhiyan,xianjinyibaiwan!”

“jianbaozhiyan,kekanqingchurenhegudongdenianfen,laili,jiazhi!”

“yibaiwanxianjinyidaozhang,qingsuzhuchashou。”

“zheicaishichuanyuedezhengquedakaifangshi!”qinfengyilianmengbideanshuoyisheng,huiguoshenlaizhihou,qinfengturanyishidaoleyigeyanzhongdewenti,“keshi,xitong,jujuekonglongfupojiusuanle,chenyuluoyandemeinv,yebuxiangjujue。”

“meiguanxi,jujueyici,nadaojiangli,nizaidaozhuitamendouxing,buguo,niruguoyoulenvpengyou,yejiumeirenzhuinile,meirenzhuini,nijiuwufajujue99genvrendezhuiqiu,zheiyangdehua,wojiuxiangtihuantiangouqinfengyiyangtihuanni。”

“nishishuo,rangtamenzhuiqiuwo,ranhouwozaicanrendejujuetamen?nigancuijiaozhananyangchengxitongsuanle!”

“meiyujiannizhiqian,wodequejiaozhananyangchengxitong。”

“呸!”

zheishihou,qinfengdeshoujixiangle,shilongguoyinxingfalaideyuebiangengtishiduanxin,neiyilianchuandelinggewaiciyan。

shouqishouji,saoleyiyansuozaideguwanjie,qinfengzuijiaobuyoutiaoqilewanshibugongdexiexiao,“xiangkaichuwo?meimen!”

congzhangyishangzhanleqilai,qinfengsuiyizoujinleguwanjiedeyijiagudongdian。

yijingudongdian,qinfengdemuguangjiuluodaoleyijianbiaojiasanshibawandejiuciwanshang,quanshenguanzhudekanlepianke,qinfengyanqiandejiuciwanshanglikechuxianleyixingzi......aixinjueluochaoyuyongzhiwu,yongzhengdiweizuoqinjianbiaolverdazao,neibuyouhetianwenyudiaozhuoercheng,waibubaoguociqi,shizhiwubaibashiwan。

“jianbaozhiyan,guozhenniubi,youjigexingjianengkanchuzheiwanneiyuwaici?”qinfengneixinfengkuangsihou,danbiaomianshangquexiexiaoleqilai,“shuaka,baoqilai。”

“xiaohuozihaoyanli,zheikeshiaixinjueluochaoshiqidegudong。”zhangjuyingleshanglai,xiaoyinyindejieguoqinfengdilaideyinxingka,zhijieshualesanshibawan。

saoleyiquandianlidehuo,meishenmezhidechushoudedongxi,qinfengbaozheyuciwanzouchulegudongdian。

suihou,qinfengbuduanchuansuoyugejiaguwandianyuditanzhijian......

“zhengzongdezhumingchaojingdezhenqinghuaci,liushiwan,buerjia!”

“zhumingchaojingdezhenqinghuaciping,pingtideshiweishufadarudongqichangqinbisuoti,shizhiqibaiwan。”jianbaozhiyanweiqinfengtigonglexinxi,qinfengguoduanchushou,“shuaka,baoqilai。”

“nianqingren,zheiyuzhuokeshiaixinjueluochaodebaobei,dingjihetianyu,bawanba,buerjia。”

“yuanmengchaozhiwu,shangdenglantianyu,shizhierbaibashiwan。”jianbaozhiyantigongxinxidetongshi,qinfengkanjia,“jinibaqian。”

“niwoyouyuan,maijinile!”

“xiaohuozi,zheichahukeshihaodongxi,aixinjueluochaoyuyongchahu,yibaiwanchujini。”

“zhaosongchaodashizusuoyongzhiwu,siyaochuchan,shizhisanbaiwan。”qinfenghuoqulejianbaozhiyandexinxi,zaicichushou,“pochahu,baizhekande,youbunengyonglaihecha,jiniwuqiankuaisuanle。”

“xiaohuozi,zuishaoyiwan......”

“行了,我要了。”

duanduanjigexiaoshi,qinfenghuaguanglekalideyibaiwan,danquetaolaileshujianjiazhilianchengdebaobei。

baozheyiduibaobei,qinfengzhijiezoujinleguwanjieguimozuida,mingtouzuixiang,yeshiweiyiyijianengyazhumashigudongdiandebaibaozhai。

“nianqingren,kanhuohaishichuhuo?”yimingdaizhehouhouyanjingdebaihuzilaozhe,xiaoyinyindedaliangqileqinfeng。

“chuhuo。”qinfengxiaoxinyiyidebashoulideneixiedongxibaizailelaozhemianqian,“zuihaoshiyouchenlaoninqinzizhangyan。”

“laofuganghaoxianlaiwushi,jiulaizhangzhangyan。”mingjiaochendongdelaozhezixindelvqilebaihuzi。

chendong,waihaochenjinyan,guwanjiegongrendediyidana,modoubushaofushangjujiadouhuilaixunchendongbangmangzhangyan。

“chenlao,qingba!”qinfengzaimashigudongdiandalejitianza,guwanjiediyidanademoyang,tahaishijidede。

chendongjianqinfengrucizixin,buyouyanshenyiliang,gongjubeiqi,kaishizixideduanxiangqileqinfengdailaidedongxi。

duanxiangleneizhibaqiankuaitaolaideyuzhuokanlebantian,chendonghurantaiqitou,shenshenkanleqinfengyiyan,youkaishijiandingqilechahu,zheici,chendongdeetouyijingshenchulehanshui。

zhijiezhaohuhuojiguanshanglebaibaozhaidemen,youpingtuilesuoyouren,chendongzheicaizhongzhongtuchuyikouqi,jixukanlingwaijijianbaobei。

quandoukanleyibianzhihou,chendongrenbuzhudeduiqinfengzanxudao:“nianqingren,haoyanli。”

“chenlaokanchushenmele?”qinfengdandandeshuodao。

“yuzhuohechahudoushihaohuose,danqinghuacihewan,chayixie。”

qinfengweiweiyaotou,xiaoerbuyu。

“nianqingren,juedelaoxiuyanzhuo?”chendongmiqileshuangyan,henxianran,duiqinfengdetaidu,tahenbumanyi。