第一章我竟然结婚了
yanjing，xijiao，haohuazhuangyuan。
zaizheiyizuozhandibaimudehaohuazhuangyuanzhengzhongxin，youyidongjianbukecuidegangtiefang，fangzitongtiquanshiyouzhidegangtie，lianmenchuangfangliangdoushiyougangtiezhuzaoercheng，tachulizaizheidianyadezhuangyuannei，shineimedeyuzhongbutong。
zhongwushifen，youzhequanguodiyinvshoufuzhichengdeliuqingcheng，shouduanfancai，jiaomaixibu，chaozhetiefangmanmanzoujin。
gangdaotiemenkou，tiefangneijiuchuanchuleyidaochenchendenansheng：“bafancaifangmenkoujiukeyi！”
liuqingchengzaimenwaidingzhujiao，shuodao：“rangwojinquzuozuoba！”
“buxing！”limiannanzizhandingjietiedao。
liuqingchengmeiyoufangqi，jixudao：“wojiushixiangkankanni，nirangwojinqu，woyihuierjiuzou。”
“wofangjianjiguantaiduo，nijinlaihuishoushangde。”lenglengdeshengyin，congtiefangyouyouchuanchu。
liuqingchenghenwuyudishuodao：“erzia，womenzheizhuangyuan，daochushijiankong，shouweiyousenyan，nigengshicongxiaoxiwu，zaojiuyongyoulechaofandenengli，nihaiyoubiyaozheimejinshenma？”
meicuo，tiefanglideren，jiushiliuqingchengdebaobeierzi，yeshiguoneidiyijiazuwujiadejichengren，wubaisui！
tinglemuqindehua，wubaisuihuanhuanchushengdao：“mingqiangyiduo，anjiannanfang，xiaoxinyidianzongshimeicuode。”
liuqingchengwunaidao：“xiaoxinjinshenshimeicuo，kenizicongchenglejiazujichengren，jiuyizhidaizaizheifangzilibuchulai，nimadousinianmeijianguonile，nizheishibushiyoudiantaiguojinshenlea？”
wubaisuibuyiweirandao：“ma，nizhibuzhidao，wozuoweiwujiadejichengren，waimianyouduoshaorenxianmujidushenzhichoushiwo，jiazuzidiyouyouduoshaorenyanhongwo？woxianzaikeshichuyuneiyouwaihuandangzhonga，nishuowonengbujinshendianma？”
wubaisuizuizaiyidejiushitazheitiaoming，congxiao，tajiulizhiyaozhangmingbaisui，suoyitabazijimingzigaichenglebaisui。
liuqingchengshenweiwubaisuidemuqin，tadangranshizuilejiewubaisuide，zheigeerzi，juedingcongming，xueshenmedouchaojilihai，daoxianzai，tayiranshiyigewenwujianbeidequancai，zhengyintaiyouxiu，tacaihuizaigangchengnianshi，jiubeirenmingweiwujiadejichengren。
ketayeyouyidianbuhao，jiushitaiguojinshenle！
liuqingchengshizainazheigeerzimeibanfa，jianerziyouyanbujin，tazhinengtanlekouqi，jiangfancaiqingqingfangxia，ranhouzhuanshenlikai。
zhidaoliuqingchengchedixiaoshile，wubaisuicaibamenwaidefancainalejinqu，maitouchileqilai。
chilejikou，wubaisuidemianseturandabian。
“有毒！”
yishidaobuduijing，wubaisuilimabashoushenjinhoulong，shitutuchufancai。
噗！！！
yidakouxianxue，congwubaisuizuilipenlechulai，taderen，zaidaozaidi，tadebiaoqing，dinggezaijinge。
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sannianhou，xiyuanshi，jingshenbingyiyuan。
bingchuangshangdewubaisui，huanhuanzhengkaishuangyan，tadingzhetoudingshangdetianhuaban，yidongbudong。
yipianjijingzhong，wubaisuideshuangquan，shuranwojin，tadeshentinei，youyigupaishandaohaideliliang，zaixunmengliucuan。tadeyishuangyan，shechulehenlidejingguang。
tawubaisui，yishengjinshen，quemeixiangdao，zuihouhuizaizaiyiwanduyaoshang。
yuexiang，wubaisuideliqiyuezhong。
“silemei？meisijiuhuanshangyifugenwochuyuan！”
jiuzaiwubaisuichenjinguowangzhishi，yidaonvshengturanxiangqi，jinjiezhe，yigeshencaigaotiaodenvren，maizhedabu，zoujinlebingfang。
zheigenvren，mingweixiamohan，shixiyuanshichulemingdedameinv。
wubaisuilijisongkailequantou，kanxianglexiamohan。
kanlejimiao，wubaisuibuyoukaikouwendao：“nishishei？”
xiamohanfenkaidichongwubaisuirangdao：“nixianzaiyijingshadaolianzijilaopodouburenshilema？”
老婆？
wubaisuibeizheigecijishunjianjimengle，tashenmeshihouduochuyigelaopole？
tashizhehuiyi，danzheijiyisihucanburendu，yuexiang，tadetoujiuyuetong，tatongkudishenchushou，wuzhulezijibengzheshabudeetou。
xiamohankanzhewubaisuizheishayang，tadehuoqigengdale，tashenshencuzhemei，baoyuandao：“zhenbuzhidaoyeyezenmexiangde，feiyaorangwojiajinizheigeshazi！”
sannianqian，xiamohandeyeyexiaguangyao，jiangzijizuitengaidesunnvxiamohanjiajilewubaisui。houlai，xiaguangyaosile，tadelinzhongyiyan，bianshidingzhuxiamohan，buyaolihun。
xiamohanbulijietayeyedexiangfa，queyezunshoulelaorenjiadeyiyan。tameiyoulihun，zhishihuodetongku。
“wojingranjiehunle。”wubaisuihurancongchuangshangzuoleqilai，nannandao。
lingsuidejiyipianduanzuheqilai，rangwubaisuimanmanhuixiangqile，tadangnianzhongduxinglaihou，renjiuzaixiyuanzheigemoshengdechengshile，tongshi，tashiqulecongqiandejiyi，yeshilezhilihewuli，fangfoyiyezhijian，tajiucongtangtangdiyijiazudetiancaijichengren，lunluochengleyigemeiyourenheshenfenbeijingdeshazi。erxiamohan，jiugentazheiyangyigeshazijielehun，liangrenyiqishenghuolesannian。
zhici，wubaisuihuifulequanbudejiyi！
“qilai，genwozou！”xiamohanduiwubaisuishizaishiwuyuzhiji，talandezaifeihuale，diuxiazheiyijuhua，tabianzouchulebingfang。
wubaisuikanzhexiamohanliqudebeiying，yanshenfuza，tadunlepianke，suijicaituoxiabingfu，huanshangzijideyifu，genlechuqu。
malushang，xiamohanlengzhelian，jiashizhetadeaodiq3feisuxingshi。
wubaisuizuozaichehouzuo，chenmobuyu。
zheisannian，wubaisuizuochulehenduofeiyisuosideshashi，chengweilexiyuanshiyuanjinwenmingdeshazizhuixu，meitianzaoshougezhongchaofengyuxiuru。
yinweiziji，xiamohandouchengweilexiyuanshidexiaohua。
yenanguaitaduizijitaiducha。
wubaisuilijieta，yekuiduita。
“daihuibuguanyudaoshei，doubuyaoshuoyijuhua。suanwoqiunile，biezaijiwodiurenxianyanle。”yizhikaichedexiamohan，turanlengbingbingkaikoudao。
wubaisuiminminzui，huilesheng：“e。”
bangwanliudian，xiamohanjiachelaidaolexiajiadabieshu。
cheziyitinghao，xiamohandemamahuangguilanjiucouleguolai，duixiamohanjiaojidao：“xiaomo，nizenmecailaia，yanhuidouyaokaishile。”
xiamohanzouxiache，jieshidao：“woqujielexiabaisui。”
shuohuajian，wubaisuiyijingconghouzuoxialeche。
yikandaowubaisui，huangguilantoudingjiumaoyanle，taqijibaihuaididajiaodao：“xiaomo，nizenmeyoubazheigeshazijijiechulaile，nizheishiyaoqisiwoa？”
yaoshuozheigeshijieshang，sheizuitaoyanwubaisui，neijiufeihuangguilanmoshule，zidawubaisuiruzhuidaoxiajia，huangguilanjiumeiguoguoyitianshengxinrizi，tajihuyaobeiwubaisuihuohuoqisi，zhenggerendoubeizhetengdelaoleshisui。
sannianjian，huangguilanjingchangbawubaisuisongqujingshenbingyiyuan，kemeicixiamohandouhuibatajiehuilai。zheiciwubaisuifabing，yongtouzhuangqiang，bajialideqiangbidouzhuangliele，huangguilanbenyiwei，zheixiawubaisuizongkeyizaijingshenbingyuanhaohaodaiyizhenzile，dansheizhidao，xiamohanyoubatajiechulaile，zheizhenranghuangguilanqidebuqing。
xiamohanbanzhelian，yansudidaoleyisheng：“tabijingshiwolaogong，xiajiajiayan，taliyingcanjia。”shuowan，tajiudaizhewubaisui，zoujinlebieshu。
xiajiashixiyuanshideerliushijia，jiazurendingxingwang，zheicijiayan，xiajiasuoyourendouqijuzailedabieshuzhong。
xiamohanhewubaisuiyijinmen，jiumashangyourenjinghudao：“dajiakuaikan，womenxiajiadeshazinvxulaile！”
jinjiezhe，chaofengshengfenzhitalai：
“baisui，tingshuonibajialidanglajichang，jingchangjianlajihuilai，zheishibushizhendea？”
“haha，zheisuanshenme，woketingshuotayongmatonglideshuixilianni！”
“nimenbuzhidao，woyouyicihaiqinyankandaotagengouqianggutouchi。”
“zheicijushuogenglipu，zhijieyongtouzhuangqiang，dajiashuotaxiacifanbinghaihuiganchushenmeshilaia？”
gezhongshengyin，bujueyuer，xiamohanzaozhidao，zijijializheixieqinqi，zuileyunawubaisuidangxiaohuajiang，tayuanyiwei，taduizheixieshengyinkeyichongerbuwen，danshishiqueshi，tayijiunanyichengshou，youzheiyangyigeshazilaogong，tazaibierenmianqian，jiuyongyuantaibuqitoulai。
buzijuede，xiamohanjiudixialetou，kuaibuchaozheyoukongweidezhuozizouleguoqu。
wubaisuikanleyanjihushiluohuangertaodexiamohan，momogenleshangqu。
zheishi，xiamohandetangdixiazixuanturanlanzhulewubaisui，bingduixiamohanlishengshuodao：“wubaisuibunengshangzhuochifan。”
xiazixuannianqingyouwei，shenshouxiajialaotaitaidepianaiyuqizhong，zhengyinzheiyidian，xiazixuanzaixiajiayoushiwukong，gaoaobahu，tajingchangdaitouqifuwubaisui，zaitayanli，wubaisuijiushiyigegongtawanshuaheyulededongwu，tacongmeibawubaisuidangrenkanguo。
xiamohanbenjiuliansechenchen，tinglexiazixuandehua，tashensegengnankanle，tahenbuyuedifanbodao：“tashiwolaogong，pingshenmebunengshangzhuo？”
xiazixuanlizhiqizhuangdao：“yigegengouqiangdongxichideshazi，jiubupeigenwomenyiqichifan！”
zheihua，dedaolexiajiaqitarendeyizhirentong，dajiafenfenjiaozhe，buxuwubaisuishangzhuo。
xiamohansuishuoyebuxihuanwubaisui，dantaquewufarongrenzheixierenzheimemingmuzhangdanqifuwubaisui，yushi，tajiadayinliang，jianchidao：“wubaisuihewoshiyeyeqindingdehunyue，tashiwomenxiajiadenvxu，tayouzigecanjiajiayan。”
xiazixuanbuxiedixiaolexiao，xixuedao：“hehe，meixiangdaonihaitinghuzhezheishazilaogongde，taxiangzaizheichifanyexing，neiliyou。”shuowan，xiazixuanshenshouzhixiangledatingjiaoluo。
zaijiaoluoli，youyitiaosamoye，zhengzaidakouchizhegoupenlidefancai。
xianran，xiazixuanshiyaowubaisuiquchigoushi，zheizhongshi，wubaisuidequezuodechulai，danzheiduixiamohanlaishuo，jiushijizhidechiru，xiamohanqideyanjingdouhongle，tachongzhexiazixuannuchidao：“xiazixuan，nibuyaotaiguofenle！”
xiazixuanbuyiweiyidao：“wozenmeguofenle？nishazilaogongyoubushimeichiguogoushi，womenxiajiadegou，chidekeshidayudarou。”
shuoba，xiazixuanjiuduiwubaisuijiaodao：“baisui，ganjinguoquchi，daihuiergoubadongxichiguangle，nikejiumeidechile。”
yiqian，wubaisuizuipadejiushixiazixuan，xiazixuanrangganshenme，wubaisuijiuzuoshenme，dancike，wubaisuiwanquanbuweisuodong，fangfomeitingdaoxiazixuandehuayiban。
xiazixuanshunjianjuedemianzibeifu，tahenshengqidiyangleyangshou，chongwubaisuiweixiedao：“worangniguoquchi，nitingjianmeiyou，xinbuxinwozousini？”
yizhichenmobuyudewubaisui，turanchusheng，lenghedao：“gun！”
一个字，霸气非凡！