第四章冷嘲热讽
qingchen，tianhaimeiliangdeshihou，sixiaodongyijingqichuangzhunbeizaocanle！
sizongsenshigegongdigongren，gongzuobijiaoxinku，sixiaodongxiwangnengrangtaduoshuiyihui，suoyimeitianzaocandoushiyouzijiqilaizhunbei，chiwanjiaoxingfuqincaiqushangxue。
qidianshifen，tianchenggaozhongmenkou，wushutaijiesongdehaochelaiwang。cheshuimalongzhongnandechuxianyiliangzixingche，zhengshidajiakouzhong“feiwu”sixiaodong！
dangsixiaodongchuxianzaixiaodaoshangdeshihou，bushaoxueshenghaifenfenbishi！
“kuaikan，neijiushigaozhongsannianjidesixiaodong，tingshuo，zuotianbeinvdadangjilvla！”
“shuoshenmeni，bannianqianbushibeiliuqianqianlvlema？”
“bannianqianneishitanvpengyou，zuotianshibeinvdadangpaoqi，nidongbudong？”
“oumaiga，neinvdepiaoliangbu？”
“woqu，shidaxiaohuazhiyidezhangqianqing，niburenshi？”
“zhendema？neinanzhujiaoshishei？kendinghenshuaima？”
无趣！
duiyuzheixiepangyanfeiyu，sixiaodongzaoyimamu，zhishisaoleyiyanneijigeren，biantabuqianqu。
haimeizouyuan，quetingjianhoumianyougewenroutianmeideshengyinjiaodao：“sixiaodong，dengdengwo！”
zhongrenwenshengwangqu，kandaoyigebangzhemawei，qianeliuzhekongqiliuhai，dapeizherouruandexiaofu，jirenyizhongxiannvbandeganjue。
nvshengzoudaosixiaodongshenpang，limaodedianlediantou，ranhouhetayiqiwangjiaoshizouqu。
dengtamenzoudelaoyuandeshihou，gangcaineibangchaofengdediaosicaihuanguolai。
“jingshixiaohuashuyumeng，nvshenya！”
“md，gangcaisheishuosixiaodongbeilvde？wokanshitachuguiba？”
“ai，weishenmezheifeiwuyouzheimemeinvzaishenpang，bugongpingya？wonalibitachale…”
“滚！”
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“hei，zheimeqiao？”sixiaodongduizheshuyumengweixiaoshuodao。
kanzhesixiaodongdeyanshen，shuyumengyizheng。zheigexiaoliansicengxiangshi，shishuyutianchenggaozhongdapowushujiludezuiqiangshaonian，neijiandingdeyanshen，zixinmianrong，zhendeshita，congqiandesixiaodonghuilaile？
“dameinv，kangoulema？”yankanshuyumengfadaihaojimiao，sixiaodongcaitixingdao。
“额…”
shuyumengganjindixialetou，xiuhonglezhengzhanglian，xinliputongputongdetiao。
zuoweitianchenggaozhongdexiaohua，tahecengyouguozheibangangamoyang，tongchangdoushibierenkanzijikandefadaide…
shuyumengbankehoucaizhenglihaoqingxushuo：“sixiaodong，nixianzaishixiushierzhongleba？”
“nishiliyijingdiaoleyinian，diyicijianniyouhuisheng！zuotianhaiganjuenilinglishifenxuruode，zenmeyixiazi？nandao…nihuifule？”
司小東笑笑不语！
shuyumengluchujingyadeyanshen，zhendehuifuxiuliantianfule？yigewanshangjiunenghuifuzheimeqiangdelingli，rucikanlai，sixiaodongyeshizaitaiqiangleba！
“zenme，nipawoqianglenidediyi？”sixiaodongpailepaihounaoshao，diaokandeshuodao。
“caibushi。kuangqiehaiyoulianggeyuenikeyima？”shuyumengdaizhecaiyi，shenzhidaizhedianqidaiwendao。
bijingxianzaizijishixiushibazhong，lianggeyuenengyueshengliugejieduan，kongpasixiaodongzaiyoutianfuyenanyizuodaoba。jinguanzijibuxiangxin，danxinliyoushichongmanyizhongqidaigan，henshimaodun。
sixiaodongzuijiaoshangyang，luchuyigeweixiao，zhenchengbingqiejiandingdeshuodao：“qingshimuyidai！”
“好！”
buzhibujueliangrenbianzoudaobanji，maijinjiaoshineiyike，quanbandoutoulaichayidemuguang。
zuiweibufendeshizhangqianqingheliuaoerrenle。
buguosixiaodonghaobuzaiyi，zhijieheshuyumengxiaozheshuowan，ranhouhuidaozuoweishang，dengdaishangke！
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bujiu，zhangdaoshibianchuxianzaijiangtaishang。zhangdaoshishitamenbandezhudaolaoshi，pingchangdaxiaoshiyidoushiyoutalaizhuangao。
“youyunimenyijingdaodagaozhongsannianjidezuihoujieduan，haiyoulianggeyuejiuyaojiancenimenzhenzhengdeshilile，zonghechengjihaoderen，yidinghuiyougenghaodefazhan，shenzhiyoujihuibeishengzunxueyuanluqu。erzonghechengjibijiaochadetongxue，neinimenjiuyaozhuyile，gaosanzuihouzheigejieduankenengjiushinixiuliandezuihoulvchengle！”
“xianzaixuexiaozuoleyigezhongdadejueding，zuihoulianggeyuedekechenggaiweizixingxiulian，xuexiaoxiulianneiyuanhezangshugetongshijiangweinimenkaiqi，zhidaokaohejieshu，xiwangdajiazhenxi。”
zhangdaoshizaijiangtaishangkankanerdao。
sixiaodongtinglezheigexiaoxiyouxiexuxingfen。
jiexialaideshijianshizijixiuliandejuejiashiji，pingshilaoshishangzhidaokeduiyutalaishuojiushilangfeishijian，erzixingxiulianduiyusixiaodongwuyishigehaoxiaoxi，bingqiexuexiaohaikaifangzangshuge，ruguohaoyundehua，youkenengzailimianzhaodaoshihezijidewujihuozhelingji。
danduiyuyixiebeijingbijiaohaodexueshenglaishuo，zangshugezheixiegenbentibuqitamendexingqu。bijingjiazuhuijitamentigonggenghaodegongfahewuji。
zhangdaoshijiezheshuo：“nimenxianbiexingfen，rangnimenzixingxiulian，dajiajiuyidingyaonuli！xianzaixuexiaoyijingbazhongjihuikaodeshijiandingxialaile。xiageyueshiwuhaojinxinglingliceshi，liuyueqihaojinxingwulibishi。douqingchulemeiyou？”
“清楚了！”
“neiwojiushuozuihouyidian，neishiguanyugongfadewenti！”
tingdaogongfalianggezi，banjidunshianjinglebushao，bushaotongxuesuranqijingwangxiangzhangdaoshi。
“dajiadouzhidaomeiyigexiulianzhirendouzhinengxiulianyizhonggongfa，ergongfashifeichangbaoguidedongxi。youxiejiazuzainimenchengnianlideshihouyijingzhunbeilezuihaodejinimen，danwomenyezhidaoyouxietongxuejiajingbuhao，kenengnanyihuoqugongfa。”
“suoyixuexiaojueding，zainimenchengnianzhijidouhuigenjunimengerenzongheshilitigongshidangdegongfa，zuoweixuexiaozengsongjinidechengnianli，youxuyaodetongxueqingjuyixiashou！”
“嗦嗦！”
dixiayoujiangjinyibandetongxuejuqileshou。
zheijiuzhengmingshengxiadelingyibantongxuefeifuzegui，weiduyirenliwai，sixiaodong。
henduorendouliuyidaolezheiyidian，zhangdaoshiyeshizhuyidaole。
taqingchusixiaodongdejiatingbeijing，fuqinzhishigegongdigongren，xianggongfazheizhongzhenguidedongxikendingmeiyou，suoyitayouwakudishuo：“sixiaodong，niyougongfalema？”
sixiaodonglengyanxiangdui，zuijiaoweiweishangti，meiyouchusheng。
“ni…zheishishenmetaidu？zunshizhongdaodoubuzhidaoma？”zhangdaoshiganjuedaobeilengchao，likefanji，wanhuichangmian。
zunshizhongdao？neiyeyaokanlaoshizainali？sixiaodonglengxiao。
“meishenmetaidu，zhishibuxuyao！”
sixiaodongyuqihenjianding，yanjingjiongjiongyoushendingzhezhangdaoshishuo。neiweizhoumeitoudeganjuejingrangrenxinlifahan。
jiulianzhangdaoshiyegandaoyizhongyapo，xinlizenmeyeganjuesixiaodonghewangchangbutaiyiyang，danzheiganjueshaozongjishi，xiuzheerzhongdetaxiangnianyayigexuesheng，zheizixinxinhaishiyoude。
kuangqielingliceshidezuidibiaozhunshi，nengyunxinggongfaninglianchulingli。ruguosixiaodongliangongfadoumeiyou，neijiushiziquqiru。
rangnixianzaizuiying，daoshihoumeiyougongfaxiulian，lingliceshikannizenmeguo。
zhangdaoshixinlianxiangyifan，jiezhechaofengdeshuodao：“yeshi，nizheizhongshuiping，yaogongfayeshibailian。”
“哈哈哈…”
dixiabushaotongxuetingle，fenfentouxiao。
duiyuzheizhongqianlaiexinzijideren，sixiaodonggenbenbuxianglihui。nimenjiuxiaoba，zongyouyitianwohuiyongshililaizhengmingcuodeshinimen！
“gangcaijushoudetongxue，zhugedengji，ranhoudaowobangongshi。woxuanbutianchenggaozhongkechengdaociweizhu，shengxiashijian，dajiazixingxiulian…”
嗖！
daoshilikai，jiaoshiyoushirenaoqilai。
“sixiaodong，denghuiniqunali？”
“quyitangzangshugeba，zenmela？”
“woyeyaoqu，yiqikeyima？”
“额…”
shuyumengzheijitianzenmehuishi？zenmezongshizhaoshangwo？sixiaodongmomingqimiaodexiangdao。
yilushangliangrenchenmobuyu。
tianchenggaozhongdixingyehenjiandan，jinlexiaomenjiushijiaoxuelou，bangonglou，zaijinqujiushijudadewudouchang，zaiwanglimianshenrujiushizangshuge。
sixiaodongxiangjiezhekaifangzangshugedejihuijinqukankanyoumeiyoushihedewuji，bijingwudoubishijiuyaolailin，zijixianzaikeshilianyimendoujidouhaimeiyouxiulianderenya！
“咦，司小東？”
zhengdangzouguowudouchangdeshihou，yiweishencaimanmiao，chuanzhemihuachaoduanqunheyijianjinshenluqichenshandemeinvchuxianzaitamenyanqian。
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