第一章 麻袋是用来扛媳妇的

yidoushi,kaiwangyidoudaxuedegongjiaocheshang。

fangyangshenchuandaopao,jianshangkangzheyigedamadai,xiepazaichuangkoudeweizhi,yilianyumen。

zuiyaomingdeshi,tashouzhongnazheyigeyijingyaoleyibandeyangcong,neixinladeqiwei,chongchizhezhenggechexiang。

“laodongxikezhenbushigewanyi,zheixienianxiaoyepinsipinhuodeyezhenglebushaoqianle,meixiangdaolaizhaoxifu,jiujilebashikuailingwumaoqian,maiwanhuochepiaojiushengyikuaiqianhaizuolegongjiao,xianzaishenwufenwen,yaobushilinzoudaileliangkeyangcong,xiaoyedoudeesi。”

“shayebushi,mamaipide,laodongxinazhelaozizhengdeqianjigebishanlaonigumaileyidongfangzi,jishanxiacunlideguafumaileyiliangche,nayangbushixiaoyedexuehanqian,laopobendoujiwodalimianle。”

“niburen,bieguaiwobuyi,xiaoyehaodaiyeshitangtangyuguidaodetianshi,yihouzhengqiandejihuidinghuihenduo,nijiuyanchanba,daoshihouxiaoyezhengtayigeyi,yehenimeibanmaoqianguanxi。”

dunangwan,fangyangyouhenhendekenleyikouyangcong,neiqingcuideshengyinduichexiangneiqitarenqueyouruemeng。

“neigeshei,biechiyangcongle,weiyoudianda。”sijiwunaidehanleyisheng。

“xiaoyeyebuxianga,duzieyoushabanfa,xianchiluobudancaoxin。”

fangyangmamalielie,xiayimiao,zhijiejiangshengyudebantouyangconghuluntunzaodechijinduzi,yeshichidetaizheji,liankejisheng。

“xiaogege,neiwanyibuqiangma,wohaishidiyicijiandaoyourenbayangcongdangshuiguochide,zheishiwogangmaideyinliao,nihediansansanweiba。”

zaifangyangpangbian,zuozheyigeshenchuanbaizhequndenvsheng,diguolaiyipingrusuanjun。

fangyangyemeikeqi,zhijieyiyinerjin,ranhoumanzudedalegege。

“xiexiemeinv,nidenaizhenhaohe。”

zheihuayichu,zhenggechexianghongtangdaxiao,zhiyouneinvsheng,henhendedenglefangyangyiyan,liansezhangdetonghong。

“ni,**。”nvhaijiaoxiudedixiatou。

“xiaohuozi,nitaidoule,aiyamaya,xiaosiwole。”

“kenzheyangcong,zuozhegongjiaoche,chuizhezhengyigeyideniu,niyegouqipade。”

zaifangyangqianmiandezuowei,yigetixingfeiyongdefunvpengfudaxiao。

fangyangpielenvrenyiyan,ranhoudandandeshuodao:“nishigaixiao,denghuiyounikude。”

“nimeiyujianaoxian,minglimeitaohua,yigerenshenghuo,yetingburongyide,qianwanbieyiyule。”

wenyan,funvliansedabian,ranhoulenghengyisheng,dao:“nigechoudaoshi,hushuoshenme,laoniangyouzhangfude,biezaizheixuekoupenren。”

shuozhe,tazhijiewanguopangbianyigemianxiangwonangdenanrendegebo,yiciqiangdiaoliangrendeshenfen。

fangyangyizheng,xuanjiyaoleyaotou。

“dama,wojiuzhengliangdian,diyi,wobushishenmegoupidaoshi,xiaoyekeshitangtangtianshizhengmai,neixiedaoshijianlewodoudejiaoyishengqianbei,wokebitamenjinguiduole。”

“dier,niminglimeitaohua,yeshishishi,ruguonimeijiehunhaihao,danyaoshijiele,neihenfuzerendegaosuni,nilaogongbanilvle,buxin,nikeyichachatadeshouji,yinggainengkandaoyixiexiansuo。”

fangyangdehua,zizizhuxin,neipangfucuolengleliangmiaozhong,xuanjinushizhepangbiandenanren。

“手机拿出来!”

“laopo,bietingzheichoudaoshixiashuo,meiyingdeshi,wofashi,woduinihenzhongcheng。”pangbiandenanrenzhijiehuangleshen,jinggaodedengleyiyanfangyang,ranhouqiangjichujifenxiaoyi,hongzhepangfu。

“biecheduzi,bannianlenidoumeipenglaoniang,wozaodouhuaiyinile,ganjinbashoujinachulai,fouzebieguaiwobukeqi。”

nanrennaliken,pinmingdezhuazhuyidou。

dantamingxianliqibudipangfu,houzhemeizenmefeijingjiuqiangdaoleshouji,saoshileliangmiaohou,bianzhijiejiangshoujizazainanrendelianshang。

“haoani,jiwoshuonichucha,hezhenizaoyijingkaihaofang,haizhijiedinglebangeyue,zheishidasuangenhulijingyiqilangni。”

“niyetaibushidongxile,laonianggongnichi,gongnihe,nisuoyoudeyiqie,budoushilaoniangjinide,nijuranbeizhewoluangao,nideliangxinbeigouchilema?”

pangfuyibiankunaozhe,yibianfengkuangdenaozhenanren。

henkuai,nanrenyifubeisilan,lianshanggengshichuxianjidaochumujingxindezhuahen。

sijishizaishoubulele,hechiliangrengunxiachequ。

neiduifufuzouhou,chexiangneishunjianyaquewusheng,meirenganzaichaoxiaofangyang,shenzhidoubuganhetaduishi。

fandaoshineigedijifangyangyinliaodexiaojiejie,shayouqishidedingzhefangyang,dao:“nizhendehuisuanming?”

fangyanghenrenzhendedianlediantou,dao:“zheidoushizuijibende,wohaihuiqumo,huiguwushu,yishudengdeng。”

“dangran,wojiushizheimeyouxiu,danniyeqianwanbiemiliange,gezhishigechuanshuo。”

nvshengyizhenwuyu,buguomingxianduifangyangchanshenglexingqu。

“nizheibeizhemadai,shilimianzhuangyoushenmezhongyaodedongxima?”nvshengshituzhuanyihuati。

“ng,wozhunbeiqujianweihunqi,ruguozhangdechoujiusuanle,zhangdehaokandehua,butinghuajiuyongmadaikangzou。”

rucihuangtangdehua,lengshibeitayibenzhengjingdeshuolechulai,zaipeishangneitianzhendeyanshen,rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaozouta。

nvhaizhoulezhoumeitou,buzaiyanyu,taxinliyijingrendingpangbianzheiweinaozizhidingyoudianbugouyong,jueduishiqipazhongdezhandoupa。

“guniang,nietouyoucetaxian,taiyinzhiweishousun,kongpanimuqinjinrishentibaoyang,rangtayidingzhuyishenti,fouzehuiyanbianchengdanan。”

fangyangrenzhendekanleyiyannvhaishuodao,tabingfeixiangxianbaishenme,zhishihelerenjiadenai,bianxiangdangyuyouleyin,erzengsongyigua,zeweiguo。

nvhaimanlianhairan,bukesiyidekanzhefangyang。

“dashi,nishuodezhendui。”

“wolinlaideshihou,muqinzhengzhiganmao,zaiyiyuandadiandi。”

nvhairuoyousuosideshuodao,duifangyangderenzhifashenglefantianfudidebianhua,zheicaishigaorena。

yuanlai,zhenyoumianxiangzhishuo。

“feiye,feiye,niquanxianimuqin,zuihaozuogequanmiandejiancha,youxiebingzaofaxian,zaozhiliao。”

fangyangdandanyixiao,pieleyiyanchuangwai,dao:“youyuanzaijian,wodaodifangle。”

nvhaizhengzhengdekanzhefangyang,meizenmeyouyubiannachushoujibochujialidehaoma。

fangyangxialeche,jianshangkangzhemadai,kanzheyanqianliujindejigedazi。

“宜都大学”

tashenxilekouqi,dao:“laopoxiaoniu,wolaile。”