第2章 明天你就带着幺鸡去领证

batongcongdoulitaoleyikuaiqiaokeli,dijimoxun,shuo:

“laoda,tamendouzaizhaoni,nizailianchengqiejixiaoxin,huozhe……wonengdangsuijiayahuanma?”

batongshimoxuncengjingzaishengsiguantoujiuxiaderen,zuoshikaopu,shimoxunzhigenzhidideren。

“你男的!”

moxunbeibatongzheizhenchengdefawennongxiao,lingqiaodeshouzhibokaitangyi,baqiaokelipaojinzuili。

“知道了。”

batongxiaoshengdigu,“bijingshiyaojizheirensheyoudiansha,danxinlaodanichikui,bolizheirenyeshigehenjiaose。”

tabasihuadeqiaokeliminruhouqiang,“batong,nibangwohaohaozhaoguwaipo,biedenibuxuyaodanxin,youshiqingwozihuilianxini。”

“wotineidedusuzaoyichenjiyijiu,shentikuixu,bolishenshangdeyanggangzhiqiganghaohewohubu,hekuangfzuzhigengbuganchadaobojiatoushang。”

zuowantabawangyingshanggong,jiushidusuzaitineifazuodaozhi。

jiashangbeifzuzhiderenzhuisha,tazhihaozaiheianlibabolinaxia,duoguoyijie。

quebucengxiangbolineigounanrenfankeweizhu……

zheishimoxunershiernianlaidiercishishou,tayixiangqibianqideyayangyang。

“laodafangxin,nizaibojiahaohaoxiuyang,wosuishitingnifenfu。”

“嗯,走了。”

moxunyaleyamaoyan,jiaobuqingkuai,shenshangbeizheyipodongdebeibao。

neilimianzhuangzhetajiarubojiadesuoyoujiadang。

……

pingpingwuqideyitoulingluanzhangfa,duanxiuniuziku,quanshenshangxiajiaqilaihaibuchaoguoyibaikuaiqiandechuandafengge。

moxunhaoqidizhangwangzhesizhou。

bolaotaitairangyongrenbacongdongnanyakongyunguolaideshuiguoduanshanglai,xiaomimidao:

“yaoji,haijidewaipowobu?zheijiniankuleni,kanzheishougeboshoutuide,huitouworanglierjinihaohaobubu,niwaipozuijinshentikehao?”

shuoba,bolaotaitaibamaoshanwangd197tuizhimoxunmianqian。

榴莲最补气血。

moxunmeiyandichui,yifushouchongruojingdemoyang,xiaoshengwen:

“zheishishenma?nengchima?”

tahuanlegeyoutaidesangyin,rangrenyitingbianjuedezheirenyouxieben。

moxundangzheliangtiaotui,liangshoupengzheyipingguolicheng。

bolaotaitaiyiting,gengjiaxintengbuyi。

haizijinglianliuliandoubuzhidao!

“aiyowei,wodehaoguaisun,dangrannengchi。yihouwaipohaohaotengni,doushilierbanihaicanle,womenbojiaduibuqinia……”

moxunjieguoliulian,xinmanyizudechiqilai,buwangfachuhaochideshengyin,“haochi。”

“好吃就多吃点。”

bolaotaitaimanlianciai,duimoxundexiaikuaiyichulai。

“shenmedongxizheimechou?”

yishengnanyincongmenwaimianchuanlai,moxunchenjinzaichiliulianzhong,meitaitou。

boliyuanyuanwendaoyiguqichouwubideweidao,kanbixiaoheidepaixiewu。

小黑是他养的德牧。

bolijugaolinxiadichadou,nixiangneichouweideyuantou。

liangtiaonongmeibujincuzaiyiqi,“yangcong,diaochabaogao。”

“来了老大!”

“嘶……”

moxunneichiliuliandezuiyidun,tingbatongjiaolaodatingduole,ganggangjuranchadianyingxialai。

“ze,liernijiwoyuqihaodian,kanbawojiayaojihede,shetoudoukepole。”

bolaotaitaichouleliangzhangzhijin,moxunguaiqiaodizuozaiyuanwei,renyoulaotaitaicashizuiba。

boliyouyoudikanxiangmoxun,“waipo,shitataichun。”

moxun:gunainaiwoguyichunjinikande。

taliangyanyibi,jiushihao。

“wuwuwu……woyaozhaowaipo……woyaohuijia……”

laotaitaixinxiayiji,shouzuwucuodijimoxunmoyanlei,“shahaizi,wojiushiniwaipo,zheilijiushinidejia。”

“呜呜呜……”

yanleiruhongshuijuedi,yuanyuanbuduan。

moxunbazheibeizideshangxinshixianglegebian。

yanshazihaishiyoudiantiaozhanli,moxunfufeidao。

“boli!haibukuaihonghongnilaopo。”

laotaitaizheihuizhenshushouwucele,zhihubolidaming。

bolimolemoya,“chundan,bizui。”

“……”

sanmiaozhongdejijinghou,moxunhaodegengjiaganchangcunduan。

薄笠:“……”

真吵。

buguo,zheijiahuodefeihuolianghaixing。

zhidaoyangcongbayiqiaokelibingqilincoushangqian,moxuncaimanmanjinsheng,zhuanzhudiwozaishafalichibingqilin。

bolixiangyangcongtoulaiyimozanshangdemuguang,ergenzizhongyuqingjinglebushao。

“laoda,diaochabaogaoxinxianchulu,qingbolaotaitaiheboyeguomu。”

yangconggongjingdidishangliangfenguanyumoxunheboliliangrendehunqianjiancebaogao。

“laoda,dasaohenizhenshimingzhongzhudingdeyiduia,nimendejiyinpipeidujigao,shengxialaidehaizikendingshirenzhonglongfengna!”

moxunxinxiang,feihua,jiedejiyinwuyongzhiyi。

bolaotaitailianshangduimanxinrandezhezhou,lianlianpaishou,“haoa,haoa,wozhongyuyaobaosunzige。”

bolixianranduizheijieguobumanyi,“wohezheichundandejiyinpipeidugao?”

tajiazhonglegaozheigeweidiao,yixiangchenwendetayezuobuzhule,zixichayueqishoushangzheifenchuzizhuanyevipyiliaozudebaogao。

shixianyueguofuzadezhuanyeshuyu,tiaozhizuihoudezongjie。

【shiyaoji:zhishanggao、qingshanggao、sizhixiuzhang、tizhiqiang、jiyinhao、wuchuanranbingheyichuanshi、shengzhiqiguanjiankang。】

【boli:zhishanggao、shenqiangtizhuang、shenqiangtizhuang、wuchuanranbingheyichuanshi、shengzhiqiguanjiaoweijiankang。】

boliniezhebaogaodeshoujinlejin,taiyangxuekuangtiao。

什么叫做较为健康?

laozidenenglihaixuyaoyizhangkongkouwupingdebaizhizhengming?

bolibiezheyikouzhuoqi,huanhuanxiankaiyanpi,kanxiangmoxundeyanshenbutaiyouhao。

dangran,yizhijiumeiyouyouhaoguo。

moxunyongyuguangpieleyanbaogaojieguo,xinlibiezhexiao。

qingshangdi,hailibuqilai,shuochuqurangrenxiaodiaodaya。

“yangcong,baogaoshujumeiyounongcuo?”

yangcongdudingdiantou,“meiyou!”

yangcongjianboliyizhizhouzhemeitou,xindiyouxiexuhuyi。

ganggangchuhuaneijiahuoxiaomimidijitabaogao,shuoliangrenjiyinfeichangpipei,weishenmelaodahaidingzheyizhangqiantayibaiwandechouliana?

bolaotaitaiyifuxinzhidumingdeyangzi,bamoxunchishengdeliuliantuijiboli,“yuanlaizuixuyaobuderenshini,lier,duochidian。”

bolilianseyiqing:“……”

“jiuzheichundan,zhishanghewoyiyanggao?”

bolishiersuibianzaishangjielichichengfengyun,shibasuixiudeguowaizhimingdaxueboshixuewei,yizhishilianchenglidelingtourenwu。

zheizhihuipengzhenaihe,congxiangxialaidexiaoshazihetayiyangshigeqicai?

chulebaogaoshujuyouwuwai,bolixiangbuchudiergekeneng。

bolaotaitaishenseyidun,lianshangdebiaoqingyoujifenbuziran。

“boli,yaojixianzaizheiyangyeshihouqichuangshangzaocheng,niyiweiwozheigelaotaipohuidangzhenzhaogejiyinyouwentideyingxianghoudai?wohaimeizheimehutu。”

“……”

bolimolemo,daizhediyidemuguangshaoxuhuanhe。

“mingtiannijiudaizheyaojiqulingzheng。”

bolaotaitaiqiaodinghaoshijian,“haiyou,banineijianbuduanlihailuandeyingyingyanyanchuliganjing。”

boliyishunzhengleng,wen:“shei?”