“woshixiangshuo，nvrenhebiweinannvrenni。”
苏阳叹了口气。
“gudajie，wozhidaoninlaogongbianxinlezhihounihennanguo，keninyebuyinggaibaqisadaozheiweiwuguguniangshenshang。”
“zhenbushiwochui，suirannindenianjishiyouxiedale。keyaoshininyenengxiangzheiweixuxiaojieyiyangxuexueshuzhuangdaban，weibibunenghuanfadierchuna！”
“ninzaichoukongzaiqujianjianshen，lianlianzijideshencai，wobaozhengnilaogongkeyizhongxinaishangni！”
“zhen......zhendema？”gucaiweinanyizhixindeshuodao，lianshangjuranhaidailejifenjiaoxiu。
“baifenbaibaozhen！”suyangmiansezhengzhongdepailepaizijidexiongkou。
“haiyouzheiweixuxiaojie，ninshibushibutailijienindemeimaoduinanrendeshashangyouduoda？”
“xiangninzheizhongmeiren，jiusuanzijimeishenmexiangfa，danyekendinghuiyouxuduocangyingwengwengwengweizhenizhuande！”
“ninyihouyaoshizaiyujianbeisaoraodeshiqing，zhijiebaojingjiuhaole！”
“nimenkankanzheiche，zeze，doubeizhuangchengshenmeyangzile。”
suyangyouxieroutongdeshuodao。
“womingbaile......xiexieni......”xuweiweiniezhequnjiao，roushengdishuodao。
“nizhidaocuolemeiyou？”suyangkanxianggucaiwei。
“wozhidaocuole......”
“你呢？”
“woyeyoucuo......”
suyangmanyidediandiantou：“neijiuhao！neinimenjiuwoshouyanheba！”
“duibuqi，jintianshiwotaichongdongle......”gucaiweishenchushou，manhuaiqianyidekanzhexuweiwei。
“meiguanxi，woyenenglijienidefennu......”xuweiweijinghunweiding，hegucaiweideshouwozaileyiqi。
“？？？！！！”
观众们全都傻了。
“shenmegui！！？zhubozenmegenkaiwanxiaosideshuolejijuhuajiumeishile？”
“zheiliangquedingbushizhuboqinglaideyanyuanma！？”
“bukenengba......tayigexiuchedeshangnarenshixuweiweizheizhongpiaoliangdenvhai？”
“duia，erqieneiliangliangchequeshizhuanglelaizhe！neikeshifalalia！”
“***，buhuizhenshiyinweizhuboshuaideyijingdadaolekeyimeihuonvrenxinzhidechengduleba？”
“buzhidaoa......buguonizheigeshuofazenmeshuoyebiqingyanyuangengkaopuyidian。”
suyangkanqilaisonglekouqi，shifenxinwei。
dantadeneixinzaoyifanjiangdaohai，jidongdibunengziyi！
yuanlai，taqishishichuanyuedaozheipianshijiedechuanyuezhe，yilaijiujichengleyuanzhudecheyouchexingxiulichang。
haozaitajuexinglechuanyuezhebibeidejinshouzhi：【shenjixiulixitong】！
miaoshushikeyixiuliyiqieshousundedongxi！
jiuzaitabanxinbanyideshihou，dianmenwaituranchuanlailecheliangzhuangji，haiyounvshengjianjiaodeshengyin。
talianmangguoquchakan，caifashenglezhiqiandeneiyimu。
erjiuzaitashouzuwucuozhishi，binglengdejixieyinzaitanaozhongxiangqi：
“jiancedaoninfaxianrenleiguanxipolieshijian。”
“xianjianglininmeihuozhiyanyishuang，kezhudongfadongyuguanbi，fadonghouyurenduishibiankezailiuxiaoshineideshijianliyingxiangduifangxinshen！”
苏阳当时愣住了。
tazhiqianhaipianmiandeyiweizheigexitongzhinengxiuliputongyiyishangwulicengmiandedongxi。
meixiangdaozheigexitongjuranshigegainianxingdejinshouzhi。
liannvrensibidoukeyiguan！
jingguotadeyanzheng，tazhongyuquexinlezheigexitongdeniubizhichu。
“huashuo，nimenbubaojingleba？haiyounimendechezenmeban？”suyanghuiguoshenlai，kanxiangernvwendao。
“meishier，buyongbaojingle。”xuweiweishuodao。
“wodechebuzhiqian，huailezhenghaorangwolaogongzaijiwohuanyiliang！”gucaiweishuodao。
“neinini？”suyangyouwenxuweiwei。
“kanlaiwodesonghuiyuanchangquxiule。”xuweiweitanlekouqi。
tadechebujinshibeizhuiweileeryi，zaigucaiweizhuangshangtadeyishunjian。
tayinweijinghecheliangyouxieshikong，qianfanghaizhuangdaolelubiandehuatanshangqu。
“woxianzaidelianxixiawodebaoxiangongsi，rangtamenlaipingguyixiawochedeshousunchengdu。”
xuweiweishuozhe，taochuleshouji。
“dengdeng！”suyangjile，lianmanglanxialenvhai。
tatunlekoukoushui，yanredekanxiangleneitaishousundefalali。
“nidecheyaobujiuzaiwozheixiuba？”suyangkanxiangnvhaideshuangyan，“zhenghaowoshixiuchede。”
tafeichangxuyaoyibishouru。
zheishiyinweitacanjiadezhibobisaijiemu【pingfanzhilu】xuyaoyicansaixuanshoumenzaibisaijinxingdeguochengzhonghuodedeshourujinxingpaiming。
jiemujubandemudeshifajuechuquanguogexinggeyelidejingyingrenwu。
guizeshishisai，shengsai，zhidaozuizhongdeguosai。
nadaozuizhongquanguoguanjunderenkeyihuodewuqianwanxianjin，yijimodouliangtaohaozhaijiangli。
“ni......？”xuweiweibenxiangshuoshenme，kehuadaozuibianshengshengyanzhule。
“fangxinba，wodejishujueduikaopu。”suyangzixindexiaodao，“erqiewojuebukengniqian，santianneibaozhengbachexiuhao！”
“hao，neiwojiufangnizheilixiuhaole。”xuweiweidianlediantou。
“delei，nibachekaidaowodianliba。”suyangshenshou，zhixiangleshenhoudecheyouchexingxiulichang。
gucaiweigenerrengaobie，piankehou，suyanggenxuweiweizhanzaixiulichangdemenkou。
“jiageweixinba。”suyangzirandebashoujiliangzainvhaimianqian。
“ng......nijiwodianhuajiuhaoleba。”nvhaiqingshengdao，“xiuhaoledehuadawodianhuajiucheng。”
苏阳愣了愣。
tagangguanbilemeihuozhiyan，nandaozheimeihuozhiyanzhiduidangshikaiqihoufashengdeshijianqixiaome？
zaitakaiqideshihou，xuweiweitingletadehuahegucaiweiyanhe，bingqiejieshoulezaitazheilixiuchedeyaoqiu。
danxianzaiguanbi，suyangshuodehuajiubuzaiduixuweiweiqixiaole。
“yechengba。”suyangwusuoweideshuodao。
他也懒得再麻烦了。
nvhaidaleliangchelikai，suyangqingbuzijindibashoufangzailecheshangfumozhe。
xitongdeshengyinzaiduxiangqi：
“jiancedaoninfaxiancheliangshousunshijian。”
“xianjianglinindashijixiuchejigaizhuangjishu，yijiwuxiankongjian！”