neishengyingupohuihong，queyoudaizheyisiwanwei。
tingdaoqiandingqiyue，muyunzaijulishentiyicunshijinjizhidongchatingxialai。tabuganzhixindihuiguotou，wendao：“ni......nishuoshenme？”
“yaobuyaohewoqiandingqiyuea？shaonian。”heiseguangqiuhuida。
heiseguangqiushensuiwubi，muyunkanbuchuzheilinghundebenlaimianmu，xingfulaidetaikuai，rangmuyunxinshengchiyi：“neige，niyaobuxianxianluyixiazhenshen？ranhouwozaijueding。”
“wokao，nigangcaibushihenjime？”heiseguangqiubeimuyundeyaoqiugaodeyouxiebengkui，gangcaimuyundejiqietadoushikanzaiyanlide，yijingluopodaolianyijilinghundoubuxianqidechengdu。danmianduishanliangdengchangdeziji，muyunqueyouyuleqilai，zheiqibushishuozaimuyunxinzhong，talianyijilinghundoubibuguo？
muyunnaolenaotou：“wokanbuguanyinglinghaishixielingdouhenpani，ganjuenibushishenmehaodongxi。”
“nicaibushihaodongxini，nimenquanjiadoubushihaodongxi。”heiqiubaotiaoqilai。
“woquanjiazhishengwoyigele。”
“woca。”heiqiurenbuzhubaoleyijucukou，xinzhongshengqiyizhongwuligan，“yaokanzhenshenshiba？xianshuohao，kanlejiuyaoqianqiyue。”
“kanlezaishuo。”ganshoudaoyanqiandeheiqiubizijihaiji，muyunfandaomeineimejile。gangcaiheiqiudekuangbaomuyunkanzaiyanli，tashixiangbianqiang，kezongdegaoqingchuyanqiandedongxishishenme，bieyibuliushenbamingdiule。
zhouweishunjiananjinglexialai，heiqiubeimuyunzhenzhule，buzhigairuhefanbo。guoleyihui，heiguanglichuanchuyishengqingtan，shensuideguangqiurudongqilai，muyunzheicaizhidaozheiheiguangshiyituannongmideheisewuqi，yanxiawuqibuduanxiangzhouweisanqu，yinleng、baoli、shayi、xuexing，jiechudaoheiwuhoumuyunganjuewendudoujianglejifen。
heiwusanquhouyigeshenzheheisedoupengdeshenyingxianluchulai，heisedoupengzhixiameiyoupirou，zhiyouyijusenbaiderenxinggujia。gujiasanchuyingguang，shoujiaotuozheheisedetielian，xiangshicaibeizhanduande，yutielianxiangbi，daoshitabozishangdaizhedexiangliangengrangrenyingxiangshenke。xianglianshangchuanzhechichenghuanglvqinglanziqisebaoshi，rangyinlengdegujialveweirouheleyixie。
“kandaoleba？hewoqiandingqiyue。”kuloutouhegushangxiayidong，kongdongdeyanjingdingzhemuyun。
muyunbeizheikuloukandeyouxiebuzizai，wendao：“congmeijianguonizheiyangdelinghun。ni，nishixieling？”
“xieling？”kulougegegedixiaoqilai，rangrenxinlishendehuang，“xielingneizhongdijidedongxizenmenenghebenzuoxiangbi。erqie，sheishuowoshilinghunle？”
“bushilinghun？”muyunjingyadao。
“benzuoshixieedezhuzai，shiheiandeshenming。”kuloujiaoaodao，“ruguoyuanyi，nikeyijiaowoxieshen。”
“xieshen？”muyunhenbulijie，“lingnenghainenghelinghunyiwaidedongxiqiandingqiyue？”
“wopei，nicaishidongxini。”kuloucuileyisheng，“lingneng，nimenshizheimechenghutadeba？renleia，nimenduilingnengderenzhishizaiyouxian，lingnengshiyizhongchaoyuenimenlijiedenengliang，nimenzhourandedao，quexiangxiaohaizinazheqiangyiyangbudongruheshiyong。”
“hewoqiandingqiyue，wojiangbangnizhenzhengzhangwota，nijianghuodewuyulunbideliliang。nibushixiangweifumubaochoume？zhiyouwocainengbangni。”
muyundishengshuo，“tingnideyisi，nibineixielinghunhaiqiang。kelinghundoubuyuanhewoqiyue，wonengchengzainideliliangme？”
kulouxiaoqilai：“hahaha，neishidangran。neixiedijidelinghunyoushenmezigehebeishenxuanzhongderenqiandingqiyueni？tamenbuheniqiandingqiyuebushiyinweinideruoxiao，qiaqiaxiangfan，shiyinweinidelingnengtaiqiangdale，qiangdadaotamenmeiyouzigeyifuyuni。”
muyundengdaleyanjing：zheimeshuo，wozhisuoyiliujibushiyinweiwotairuo，ershiyinweiwotaiqiangle？
“keshi，tiandixialingnengceshimanfenderenbuzhiwoyige，niweishenmexuanzhongwo。”
tingmuyunzheimewen，kuloufangshengdaxiao：“lingnengceshi？neiyenengzuoshu？benzuokeyigaosuni，tiandixiaxiantianlingnengnengchaoguonidequzhikeshu。tamenlingnengceshimanfenshiyinweineishitamendejixian，ernilingnengceshimanfen，shiyinweineishilingnengceyandejixian！zhiyaoyoubenzuobangzhu，neixiejiahuonanyiwangnixiangbei。”
xianglexiang，muyunyouwen：“nishuobeishenxuanzhong？neishishenmeyisi？”
kuloushengqiqilai，madao：“woshuonixiaozi，shiwangeweishenmeshibushi？zheiqiyuenidaodiqianbuqian？bieguaiwomeitixingnia，yanxiachulebenzuomeirennengheniqiyue，niyijingliujiliangnianleduiba？wogandadu，cuoguolewojiusuanninengzailiujiyinianyehaishimeiyoulinghunyuanyiheniqiyue。suoyixianzaibenzuojinixuanze，yaomehebenzuoqiyue，benzuodainitiandadidagezhongxiu，yaomejujue，nihuiquzuoyigeputong。shijiankebuduole，zaiguoshifenzhong，zhenfujiuyaoxiaosanle。”
yitingmeilinghunhezijiqiyue，muyunganmangdaying：“hao，woheniqiyue。”shuoba，yunzhuanlingneng，qiyuefuwenzaimuyunshoushanghuanhuanfuxian，kuloushenshoupadeyishengbafuwenpaisanle。
kulouziaodishuo：“shouqinineidijideqiyuefuwen，zheiyangdefuwenshiwufachengzaibenzuoliliangde。benzuobashenqifuwenchuanni，niyunzhuanlingnenghuachulai。”xuanjikuloushenchuxiuzhangdeshouzhidianzaimuyunetou。yichanei，yigeyaoyixuanmiaodefuwenchuxianzaimuyunnaohai。yizhaonaohaizhongdetuyang，muyunyunzhuanlingnenggouleleqilai。muyunganjuedaozijidelingnengzhengzaiyiyigejingrendesuduxiaohao，dangfuwenzuihouyibigouchudeshihou，muyundelingnengyijingjinhukujie。
shenqifuwenjingjingxuanfuzaitianshang，hunbeichanshengdeheiseguangzhuyushenqiqilefanying，shensuidiheiguangbuzhuguanjinshenqili。zaiheiguangdeguanzhuxia，shenqiyuefaningshi，xieshenyangtianzhangxiao：“hahaha，tianbujuewoa！nimendengzhe，youchaoyiri，benzuohuibanimendezhaiquanshutaohai。”shuoba，zuibayizhang，yikoubashenqitunlexiaqu。shenqifuwenzaimuyunhexieshendeshenshangtongshifuxian。jiezhe，hunbeiheiguangposui，yunwusanqu，yangguangzhongxinsaxiangdadi。
“zouba，fanhuishenti。”xieshenduimuyunshuo。
muyundiandiantou，wangzijishentifeiqu。
“duile，benzuohaiyouyijianshiyaogaosuni。yinweibenzuoyoushangzaishendeyuangu，wufajinihenduoliliang，nizheiduanshijianzanshihuibibierenruoyidian。”xieshenshuodao。
muyunwen：“ruoyidian？nixianzaixiangdangyushenmejibiedelinghun。”
“yijixielingba。”xieshenmanbujingxindehuida。
wokao，muyunganjuezijibeikengle
xieshenheiheiyixiao：“nikebiebuman，jiusuanbenzuoshiliwanquan，pingniyijiyulingshideshentiyounengfahuijifenni？yulingshideqiangruochuleqiyuelinghunwai，gengduohaishiqujueyuyulingshibenshen。nibiekanyouxierenqiyuelegaodenglinghunjiuyanhong，jiusuantamenxianzaiqiyuelewuliujidelinghun，danshentihaishiyijiyulingshidedengji，neixieqiangdalinghundelihaizhichugenbenfahuibuchulai。chulebiqiyuedijilinghundeyulingshiqiangdayidian，xiuliankuaiyidian，yemeiyouqitatebiede。”
muyunfanlefanbaiyan：“zheihaibutebie？nihaiyoushenmemeigaosuwode？”
xieshenshuo：“haizhenyouyijianxiaoshi。yinweibenzuoheniqiandingshenqideyuangu，putongdeqiyuefuwencongciduinishixiao，yejiushishuonapanidengjizaigao，yezhinengyoubenzuozheiyigelinghunhuobanle。”
tingdaoxieshenrucishuo，muyunchadianyunguoqu。
MD，绝对被坑了！