第5章 焦大哥

“hao,jijiadeleiwuhun,zheizizhijuejia,buchusanwuniankongpajiuyaochengzhongdizizhishoule,beizhouyujialeilongtianfumingbuxuchuan。”zhuchiceshidebaipaolaodao,fuxuyangtiandaxiaozhe,zanshangdekanzheceshideshaonian。

zheishihou,nielongchenyedaizheguyizoudaotaishang,tazhizheduiwudemowei,fenfuzheguyiqupaiduidengdaoceshi。suihoujiuxiangzhetaishangyiqunrenzouqu。

guyizijuedipaizailemowei,zaitaqianfangdeshiyigenianyue16suideshaonian,neishaonianzhuanguoshenlaikandaoguyi,xinzhongyixi,kaikoujiukuadao:“haojunqiaodexiaomeimei,buzhinixingshenmingshei?wojiaozuojiaojunyi!ruobuxianqi,nihuanwoyishengjiaodagehaole!”

“ai,nizhidaozheiceshideneirenshisheibu?heihei,neishiyujiajiazhudeqizi,yuruihao!leilonghun,jushuocongniangtailijiukaishixiulian,tamashengtadeshihou,mantianqingpendayua,bankongzhongjiuyitiaofeiwudeleilongzainaertunyuntuwu,daidaoleimingxiaosanyihou,zheixiaozijiuwawaluodile,zhenshiqiyeguaiye!”

kanzheyanqianshaonianyaotouhuangnaodikuakuaqitan,guyiwuzuiqingxiao,suihouxiaodao:“jiaoxionghaowencai,jiushikanzheneiyuruihaoheniyibandaxiao,nanbuchengtachushengdeneitian,gexiazuozaitajiawulikanzhetachushengdema?”

jiaojunyiwenyanyakouwuyan,zhangzhedezuibabantianfabuchushengyin,suihoutayouxingxingrandinaozhehounaoshao:“ha,fanzhengjiushineiyangma,chuandedoukuailandajiele,sheihaibuzhixiaoni,buguoyouyidianyibanrenqueshibuzhidaode,neileilonghun,kebushiyibandeleilong,gujikuaiyaojinruzihuazhuangtaile。nikan,neileidianshibushisanfazheziseguangmang?”

guyitingjiaojunyizheimeyishuo,waizheshenzi,kanxiangyuanqiushangdeshandian,keshidingjingbanshang,yanjingdoukuailiuchuleilai,doumeikanchunaliyouziseguangmang。

suijiguyishouhuishenzi,manlianbuxindikanzhehaizaisushuodejiaojunyi,xinzhongquenaonuzhe:“zhenshichuanyueyici,zhenggerenjiulianzhishangdoukuaixiajiangle,juranhaizhenxinlezheikuakuaqitandeshaonian。”

taishang,nielongchenzhizhepaizaimoweideguyijieshaojizhangmenrenshi。neizhangmenjujiyisiyuanqiningjushuangyan,kanxiangzhenghejiaojunyijiaotandeguyi,banshangyijiumeifaxianguyiyoushenmetianfu。zhengxiangshouhuimuguang,queshisaodaolepangbiandejiaojunyi。

“yi,zheixiaozihaoqiguaidewuhun,xiangbudaociciceshi,hainengzhaodaozheidengguaicai。”shenzheheibaitaijizhangshandezhangmenshouhuimuguang,xianshichaozhenielongchenyaoyaotou,suijiyouzhizhexiafangdejiaojunyixiangzhongrenjieshaozhe。zhongrenfenfendiantoufuhezhe。

“zheiyujiadexiaozi,leidianzhizhongjiazheyisizise,suiweiruo,danyeyouhuazidexianxiangle!yushidi,nimenyujiayouyaoxinchuyiweitiancaile。”zhangmenkanzhetaixiaceshideyuruihao,xinweidichaozhepangbianshenzhebaipaodeyinshouzhongniannanzidiandiantou。

taixiadeguyiquemeixiangdaoyanqiandejiaojunyi,jurankanchulezhangmencaikanchudehuazileilong。

“hei,jiaoxiong,zheiwuhunshishenme?zenmeceshilaizhe?nishizenmekanchulaide?”guyizhuailezhuaibeiguoshendejiaojunyi,xiaoshengwendao。jiuzaigangcaiguyishuozijishinanershen,qiangdejiaojunyichadianertuleyikouxue,yiweiyanqiandeshaonv,buxidaliziji,caixiabianluanzao,suoyitacaizhuanguoshenqu,bureliantieguyidelengpigu。

ranerlingguyimeixiangdaodeshi,jiexialaiceshidejiren,baokuoneigeyouzhejingjihuahundetangjiaxiaojie,genjiaojunyishuodexiangdangwenhe,zheicairangguyixinfukoufu。

“wu!nibuhuishicongsushijianlaideba?wuhunkeshixiudaojichua,zicongjiutianshennvbuxiaxianzhenyihou,suoyoudedanengxiudaorenshijunjuexingleyinzangdewuhun,erneixiewufachangnianxiuweitingzhibuqiandexiudaorenshiyebeizhengshimeiyouwuhun。suoyimayoulewuhun,xiudaoshibangongbei,meiyouwuhun,pashiyaoliuliuwuweile!”

“huashuoneijiutianshennvkeshijuemeizhiji,yinfajinmou,tongtiandexiuwei;jushuodazhanneitian,tashouchiyibingheiseshenlongxianjian,hetadefujunjingchengjijiadewushuangxiandi,lianggerenjiumieshalequanbuderuqinxiushi。zhennaijueshinvdiye。”

“dangranha,zheiyeshiwotinglaidema,neichangdazhankeshisanshiduonianqian,wohaimeichushengni!”

jiaojunyitaotaobujuedijiguyiguanshuzhezijizhidaodeyiqie,zheirangguyigaoxingbuyi,chenjixiangxilejielexiazijisuochudexingqiu。yezhixiaoleneiweijiutianshennvdeyixieshenghuoshiji。

kanlaidezhaogejihui,baneifuhuatouchulai,jiutianshennvdehuaxiangbidinghaiyouqitamimi。

ceshiyoutiaoyouxudejinxingzhe,youwuhundeshaonianshaonv,xinxibuyi;yinweitamenderenshengyijingdakaileyishanxindedamen,ermeiyouwuhundeshaonianshaonv,zemianruosihui,ditouchuilizaitaixia,gengyouxintaibengkuizhe,yijingyanmiantongkuqilai,tamendemingyunyishidenghouzheceshiwanbi,zaijitiqiansonghuijia;lingyizhongjiushijiaoxingtongguowaimendiziceshi,chengweiwaimendizi,yejiushisuoweidezayidizi。

henkuaijiulundaoguyidengren,paizaitaqianmiandejiaojunyi,shenseruchang,yifuxixihahadeyangzi,chaozheceshidezhanglaowanyaogongshou,paizhemapiwenhao,nongdezhongrendaxiaobuyi,benlaiyouxiejinzhangdeguyi,yebeizheiqingsongqifensuoganran,zhenggerenfangsonglexialai。

ceshidebaipaolaodao,xiaomazhe:jiaojiadechouxiaozi,nidouduodale,haimeigezhengjingyanger,xiaoxinwogaosunifuqinqu,rangtaguannigeshinianbanian,dingdingnidexingzi。

“aiyouwei!xieyeye,nikeshiwozuizuiqinaideyeyena,wozheibushizainishenbian,caifangfeixiaziwoma,zenmemeijianxiemeimeiqianlaiceshiya?”jiaojunyiyifanjimeinongyan,taohaozheyanqiandebaipaolaodao。

“ququ,meigezhengjing,zhenbuzhidaonifumudexingzineimewenzhong,jiumeiyichuanyidianjini!nixiemeimeibannianqianjiurulekunlunmenxiama,nizhidaonineimeierjipindeshuilinghun,zuidekunlunmijingmenpaidexiaile。kuai,ganjinceshile!”baipaolaodaoxiaomazhe,ranhouzhiyinzhejiaojunyikaishiceshiwuhun。

zheishi,jiaojunyiyezhendinglexialai,mianluyansuzhise,cuidongzhequanshenyuanlihuijushouzhangzhizhong,ranhoushenshouchaozheceshiqiuanqu。

guyizaihoumiankandexinzhongyiliang,cishicikedunjueqiantucandan,zijiyisiyuanlidoumei,jiulianzuijibendecuidongyuanliceshidouwufazuodao,ai,nandaoyouyaoxiangqianshineiyang,xianhungejianghumenpai,zaizhaoyigexiuzhendefazi?

“wa,haoqitedewuhun,zheishishenmeguaiwu?”yixiegangceshiwandemengxinhaoqidikanzhejiaojunyiceshiqiuzhongdeyizhuang,jingtanzhe。

“shaojianduoguai,zheijiushichuanshuozhongdeshanggushenshouzhihunle,yebuzhixiaozheishaonianshinajiadezidi!”yixieshijiadiziguzuozitaidifenxijizhoubianderenting。