第一章 美女,这是我的座位

“maiyaolou,baozhibaibingdewannenglingyao。”

“nanrenmailekeyisongxiaosan,ziyin;nvrenmailekeyisonggandie,bushen;kucunbuduo,xiandaoxiande!”

“卖药喽……”

东城火车站。

dongchengkaiwangzhonghaishideliechejiangyaoqidong。

renqunzhongquechuxianleyigeguairen。

zheishiyigeershisuichutoudenianqingren,chuanzheyishenbulunbuleideyifu,limianshiheshangzhuang,waimianqueshidaopao。

tadeshoulihaiwozheyigenzhugan,zhuganshangguazheyikuaibuzhidaocongnalijianlaidepobu。

pobushangwaiwainiuniudexiezhe“jueshishenyi”sigedazi!

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“yun!yilushangjiuzhizhuanlezhangchepiaoqian,zheiyetaishuaileba!”yeluokanlekanshijian,henwunaideshouqizhugan,ranhounazhechepiaojinrujianpiaozhan。

xinghaoshifudeshenfenzhenghaimeiguoqi,burannengbunengdaozhonghaidoushigewenti。

buguozheilaotoueryezhenshide,rangrenzhixingrenwuquebujiqian,haibunengqiang,zheibushichuncuizhemorenma!

yikaishiyeluoyemeifangzaixinshang。

bijingtachuleshenshouzhiwai,yishufangmianyefeichangniubi。

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xiangdaoneigeshenhuanjuezhengdepiaoliangjiejie,yeluojiujuedezijimaikuile!

pingshimaijibierendouyaojibaiwanyili,neipiaoliangjiejiequezhijiletasanshiduokuaiqian,zheimaimaikuia!

上了车。

车厢里拥挤一片。

buguomeirenzhuyidao,yougenianqingrenjinlaihou,quexiantingxinbubanjiujinrudaolechexianglimian。

zheinianqingrenziranjiushiyeluo。

tanazhechepiao,henkuaizhaodaozijizuowei,buguodaogenqianshi,quefaxianzijidezuoweishangyijingzuoleyigeren。

zheirenshigexiaomeinv,dagai18、9sui,qinshouemei,furuoningzhi,jinbideyingchunqingminzhe,yebuzhidaoshibushimengdaoleshenmehaoshiqing,zuijiaogoulechulaiyimoxiaorong。

duifangshenshangchuanzheyijiandanlansediaodai,luchubanjieoubei,xiamiandebaisequnziganggangdaoxigaibuwei,liangtiaobaiyubandeqianqian**rerenzhumu。yuankanshi,duifangzhenggerenxiandehenqingyoudanya,coujinhou,quekeyiwendaosisichuzixiangqi。

美女啊!

genzhiqianmaiyaodemeinvjiejieyiyangpiaoliang!

yibanrenkendingdoubuhaoyisiguoqudajiaorenjiashuijue,keyeluonaoziqueyigenjin,guoqupailepaiduifangdejianbang,chuganrourounennende。

“meinv,nizuolewodeweizhi。”yeluonazhehuochepiaofangzainvhaiermianqian。

nvhaieryijingdajiao,huanhuandezhengkaiyanjing,yishuangmeilidemouzixianshiyizhenmimangyumenglong,henkuaibianyouqingliangqilai。

“zheishinidezuowei?”nvhaierkanlekanyeluodichulaidehuochepiao,youganjincongzijikoudailitaochulaiyizhang,“buduia,wozheizhangyeshizheigezuowei。”

“nineizhangshijiapiao。”yeluolisuodangrandao。

pangbianyouchengkekanbuxiaqule,renjiahaodaiyeshigemeinv,nigechouxiaozibulianxiangxiyuyejiubale,juranhaishuorenjiashoulideshijiapiao!

简直岂有此理!

“wei,xiaozi,niyoushenmezhengjushuorenjiaguniangshoulideshijiapiao?”yigezhangxiangyingjundeqingnianyizhengyancidao:“dajialaipingpingli,nimenjuedetamenliangsheishoulideshijiapiao?”

“xiaohuozi,niyigenanrenjiubieqifurenjianvhaizile。”

“kendingzheixiaozishoulideshijiapiao!”

“zheizhongbuyaolianderenwojianduole!ruguozuozaizheierdeshigezhuanghan,wokantahaiganbuganguolai!”

zhongrenmaotouyizhizhixiangyeluo。

bangnvhaizishuohuadeneigenianqingrenlianshangluchuxise,suihoukanzhenvhaiershuodao:“fangxinba,youwozai,tabuganqifuni!”

yeluoyebuduoshuoshenme,yibaduozounvhaiershoulidechepiao,haibudengqifanyingguolai,yeluoshouzhijiuzaishangmianyicuo。

然后……

zhouweisuoyouderenjiudoulengzhule。

zhijianbeiyeluoshouzhicuoguozhihou,neizhangchepiaoshangmianjingrandiaoxialaileyidapianheisetuliao,zhengzhangchepiaoshunjianbianchengledahuamao!

zuowanzheiyiqie,yeluozheicaianrandezuozaizijizuoweishang。

“zenme……zenmehuizheiyang?”nvhaieryileng,turanxiangdaoleshenme,qiaolianshangyihong,youmashangluchufennu。

chepiaoshitatuorenbangmangmaide,jidezijidangshijile100kuaini,meixiangdaoduifangjingranjizijinonglezhangjiapiao!

“guniang,zuowozheierba。”zheishi,neizhiqianbangnvhaierdeyingjunnanzituranchusheng,ranhoucongzuoweishangzhanleqilai,“zuijinzheixiemaijiapiaodeshizaitaichangjuele,wozhiqianyemaiguoyizhangjiapiao。”

budanrangzuowei,haihuianweiren!

zheiyingjunnanzilikexiyinlezhouweibushaonvxingdemuguang。

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“buyongle,womenlianggeren,wojiejieyihuierhuiguolaide。”nvhaierduinanzishuodao。

jiranzijidechepiaoshijiade,neijiejiedechepiaoyeyidingshijiade,meiliyouzijiyouzuo,querangjiejiezhanzhe。

yingjunnanziluchushiwang,zhihaozhongxinzuolexialai。

yeluoyebushishenmetieshixinchang,kandaomeinvzhanzaibianshang,taxianglexiang,jiucongkoudailitaochuquxialaideneikuaierpobu,ranhoupuzaidishang,duinvhaiershuodao:“zuoba。”

nvhaierkanleyandishangneizangxixidebupian,yanjiaochouchu。

erpangbiandechengkequezaojiuhongranxiaochulesheng。

yingjunnanziyeyizhenlengxiao,zheizhonghuosekongpayibeiziyebuhuiyounvrenxihuande!huogaidanshengou!

就在这时。

yuanchudechexiangkouchu,youyimojinglideshenyinglikexiyinlezhengliechexiangsuoyourendezhuyi。

zhijianyigeshenzhechunbaiselianyiqun,youruxianzijiangshidejuemeinvzikuankuanzouleguolai,qunbaipiaopiao,bulvshenglian,hunshenshangxiawubutouluchuyigugaoguiyuqingya!

绝世美女啊!

nanrenmulujingyan,nvrenzicanxinghui。

zheidengmeirenzenmehuichuxianzaihuocheshang?tongshisuoyourennaohailiyoubengchuzheiyangyigeyiwen。

“姐姐!”

pangbiandepiaoliangnvhaierkandaoneinvzizhihou,likexiaopaoleguoqu。

yuanlaishijiemeilianga,guaibudedouzheimepiaoliang!

zhibuguonvziquehaoxiangbingweitingdaomeimeideshengyin,tadeyanjingzhizhushizheqianfangzuoweishangyigemoyanglataderenying。

“神……神医!”

nvzizuichunqingzhan,suihoukuaibuzoudaoyeluomianqian,suihouzaisuoyourenbukesiyidemuguangzhong,jingranzhijieguilexialai!!!

这尼玛什么情况……