第2章
liweishaqitengtengdedingzhelintian，lenglengshuodao：“lintian，nibuyaozhaosi！”
lintianxiaole，xiaoronglichongmanlefengci：“zhaosiderenshiniba，sannianqiannixianhaiwo，sannianhouniwawoqiangjiao，wulunshinayitiao，wodounengrangnisishangshiwanci！”
“大言不惭！”
liweilengxiaodao：“lintian，niyiweinishisheia？nizhibuguoshiyigeqiangjfan，shirenjieyan，zaiwoyanzhongjiushiyitiaochouchong，sannianqianwonengbanisongjinjianyu，sannianhouwoyiyangkeyibanisongjinjianyu，sannianqianrangnizaijianyudaisannian，rujinwonengrangnizaijianyudaisanshinian！”
zheishichiguoguodeweixie，buguozaichangzhongrenhaobuhuaiyiliweidenengli，ruorouqiangshi，henggujieran！
lintiandandandeshuodao：“woxianzaizhengshixuanbu，niwanle，nimenjiangchenglijiayewanle。”
“hahaha......”
liweiwenyanzhangkuangdedaxiao，haoxiangtingdaoleshishangzuihaotingdexiaohua，xiaodeqianfuhouyang，yanleidoukuaixiaochulaile。
“yitiaochouchongyeganzaiwomianqiandafangjueci，zhenshibuzhisuowei，kexiaozhiji！”
众人哄堂大笑！
“zheijiahuobuhuishizuolaozuoshaleba，jingranganweixielishao，zhenshixiaosirenle。”
“gujinaozibeilvtile，yaoburanzenmehuishuochuzheimemeinaozidehua！”
liweilengxiaodao：“chouchong，niyijingchenggongdejinulebenshaoye，buguojintianshibenshaoyedaxiderizi，suoyiwojiujiniyigejihui，guixia，bawodexietianganjing！”
lintiandingzheliweishuodao：“woyejiniyigejihui，guizaidishangxiangwochanhui，wohuoxuhainengrangnisidetongkuaidian！”
“啪！”
yishengqingcuideerguangshengxiangqi，liweidangchangpazailedishang，zhangkoutuchujikedaixuedeyachi。
静！
changzhongsiyibandejing，jingdekepa，jinnengtingdaobicichenzhongdehuxisheng。
suoyourendoubeijingdaile，lintianzuoleshenme？
tajingranjileliweiyigeerguang，zheishihuonilema？
liweizhengzhazhexiangyaopaqilai，lintianyibushangqian，yijiaocaizaitadebeishang，zhiting“peng”deyisheng，liweiyouhenhendepazailedishang。
lintiandejiaojiuxiangshiyizuodashan，wulunliweiruhezhengzhayepabuqilai。
lintiancongtashenshangkuaguoqu，laidaoyuanziqimianqian，kanzhetazhanmanleishuideshuangyan，henshizize。
“duibuqi，worangnishouweiqunile。”
“woyijingwangjinile，niweishenmehaiyaohuilai？”yuanziqizhiwendao。
“wolaizhaoni。”lintiandao。
“nizhao**shenme？haixianhaidewobugouma？”yuanziqikuzhezhiwen。
“shiwoduibuqini，wohuibuchangnide，congxianzaikaishi，zaiyemeiyourennengqifuni，wohuirangnichengweizheigeshishangzuixingfudenvren！”
zheishilintiandeshiyan，gengshiyidaizhanshendeshiyan，zhanshenyinuo，jiazhiwanjin。
zhibuguoyuanziqibingbuzhidaozhanshenyinuodejiazhi，tingzhefanerjuedehaoxiao：“lintian，sanniandelaoyuzhizaihaimeiyourangnizhangjixingma？zuorenyaojiaotashidi，nigangchulaijiurehuo，shihaixiangzaijinquma？”
lintianqingqingyixiaodao：“nishiwodelaopo，yongyuandoushi，wobuhuirangrenherenbaniqiangzou，wolaizheilijiushidainihuiqu，sheiyebunengzulan！”
“nimenhailengzheganshenme，jiwonongsita！”
liweikanzheneixiehaizaifadaidebaobiao，qidefennudepaoxiao。
zheixiebaobiaozheicaimuranjingxing，conggegejiaoluolichonglechulai，yigongshijigeren，quandoushishenchuanheisexizhuang，daizhemojing，shaqitengtengdechaozhelintianchongleguoqu。
“这小子死定了！”
zheishizaichangsuoyourendexiangfa，liweidehenlashichulemingde，lintianbudanpaolaijiaonaodinghunyan，haidaleliwei，zheijiushizhaosi。
lianggebaobiaolvxianchongdaolintianmianqian，qizhongyirenmanlianxionghendedaxianglintiandelian，lingwaiyirentixianglintiandeduzi。
zheixiebaobiaoyiqiandoushidaoshanghunde，budanshizhannenglichuzhong，erqiexinhenshoula。
youxienvrendouburenxinzaikanxiaqule，fangfoyijingyujianlintianbeidadexianxuelinlideqicanmoyang。
“砰！”
yigerendaofeichuqu，buguobushilintian，ershiqizhongyigebaobiao。
“咔嚓！”
bansuizheyidaoguliedeshengyin，lingwaiyigebaobiaodetuibeilintianyijiaotiduanle。
“啊......”
baobiaotangzaidishang，fachushazhubandecanjiaosheng。
zheiyimubasuoyourendoujingdaile，benyiweilintianhuibeikuaisufangdao，meixiangdaolianggebaobiaofanbeilintianshunjianko。
shengxiadeshijigebaobiaoyeheleyitiao，xiayishidetingdunleyixia，buguojinjiezhetamenjiuzaicichongxianglelintian。
“砰！”
“咔嚓！”
“砰！”
......
jiexialaideshijimiaozhongli，zhongrenqinyanmuduleyichanghaolaiwudongzuoju，fanshikaojinlintiandebaobiao，quandouyizuikuaidesududaofeichuqu。
lintianzhanzaiyuandimeiyouhoutuiyibu，suiyideyijidounengjifeiyigebaobiao，qingsongqieyijiuhaoxiangshipaifeijizhimazhayiyangdejiandan。
shijimiaozhonghou，shijigebaobiaoquanbudaozailedishang，tongkudezaidishangdagun。
zhongrenjiejing，yigerenfangdaoshijiren，zheilintianyetailihaileba！
liweiyebeizhenjingdemudengkoudai，douwangleshenshangdetengtong。
lintianmeiyoulihuiqitarenqingqingdezhuaqileyuanziqideshou，tadeshouhenrouruan，rouruowugu，henshufu。
yuanziqixiayishidexiangyaobashouchouchulai，buguolintianzhuadehenjin，qianzhetadeshouzouxianggaotai，zaiwanzhongzhumuzhixia，talazheyuanziqilaidaomaikefengqian，shuodao：“wozaizheilizhengzhongxiangdajiaxuanbu，wolintianhuilaile！”
“我林天回来了！”
lintiandeshengyinbushihenda，queshidichenyouli，shengyinbuduandezaidatingzhizhonghuidang，zhensherenxin。
“ziqishiwodelaopo，yongyuandoushi，congxianzaikaishi，wobuyunxuyourenqifuta，fouzejiushiwolintiandediren，erzuowodedirenshiyijianfeichangkepadeshiqing。”
“lingwaihaiyou，sannianqianliweixianhaiwo，zuoweihuibao，yigeyuehouwohuiranglijiazaijiangchengchuming！”
“hahaha......”
xuduorendoubaoxiaochusheng，xiaodeqianfuhouyang，hebulongzui。
“zheixiaozizhenshizuolaozuoshale，jingrandayanbucanranglijiachuming，zhenshibuzhitiangaodihou！”
“meicuo，lijiakeshijiangchengyiliujiazu，nengliangzhidachaohutadexiangxiang。erzheixiaozigujishizuolaodeshihoujingchangdajia，bijiaoxionghen，jiukuangwangzidabukeyishile，shubuzhinengdadinggemaoyong，yigerenzainengdanengdaduoshaoren？yikezidanjiunengrangtanaodaikaihua。”
lintiangenbenbuguanzheixierendeyilun，kanzheliweishuodao：“nimenhaiyouyigeyuedeshijian，haohaoxiangshouzaizheigeshishangzuimeihaodeshiguangba。”
lintianshuowanlazheyuanziqideshoujiuwangwaizouqu。
“zhanzhu！nijuedenizoudelema！”
bansuizheyidaolihe，yigezhongniannanzilanzhulelintian，zaitashenhouhaizhanzheershiduogexiongsheneshadedashou。