第1章 上门女婿疯了

sannianyidao,kaochaqiman。

“shifu,womeiyourangninshiwang,wozuodaole。”

“sannianlaiwoshoujinquru,dabuhaishou,mabuhaikou,shenzhizhiqinbeirenhuohuobisi,yeyaozheyarenlexialai。”

“rujinkaochaman,haisiwofumudetangyuanshan,tangzhineige**,xiuruwodefengquan,woyaorangtamentongtongpimadaixiao,zaiwofumufenqiancanhui。”

linlengzhanzaishifudeyixiangqianmian,wugenshouzhi**shouzhang,xianxueshunzheshouzhiliuchu。

sannianzhiqian,shifuanzhaolonghunjiebanrendekaochaguiding,rangtajintangjiazuoshangmennvxu!molianxinzhi。

buguanfashengshenmeshiqing,doubunengbaolushili,kanjinrenjianbaitai,fouzeweifanzuzhijilv,zhuchulonghun。

zheisannianlai,tajiuxiangyigehuosiren,zaitangjiadediweiburuyitiaogou,mingyushangshitangjiadaxiaojietangzhidezhangfu。

shijishangqueshiyigejiepanxia,yinweizaitamenjiehunzhiqian,tangzhijiuyijinghuaishanglebierendezhong。

hunhousannian,tangzhicongweizhengyankanguota,dangzhetademiangenbiedenanrenpapa,wanquanbatadangzhengyanxiazi。

jideyouyici,tadengletangzhideqingfuyiyan,beitangzhideqingfucaizaishenxiajiaoniao,tangzhihaizaiyipanghanzhefengshaoweiwu。

tangyuanshangengshi**,weiletangshijituanshunlishangshi,yibangzhutafumuweiyou,qipiantafumuzuoliangjiakongtougongsidefaren。

jiangtangshijituansuoyoutoushuiloushuidezhangmu,hetunshiaixinjijindezuiming,quanbuzhuanyidaotafumumingxia,rangtafumubeiheiguo,beifumaming,huohuobisi。

zhidaoxianzai,tahaiwangbulefumusihou,neizhongsibumingmudeyanshen,weilezijideliyi,shenmesangjintianliangdeshiqingdounengzuochulai,haizhenshirenjianbaitai。

“当,当,当。”

“进来。”

“shaoshuai,tangjiadeyanhuiyijingkaimu。”

“跟我去看看。”

“是。”

linlengzhuangyandizouchudixiashi,shijifenzhongzhihou,daolejiudianmenkou,rangshouxiazaijiudianmenkoudengzhe,jinlejiudian。

cishijiudiandenghuotongming,jiweirenao,zhenggemobeishiyoutouyoulianderendouqianlaijitangjiazhuhe。

tangyuanshanyinxianxiaoren,yibiandazhezuocishandehuangzi,yibianzuozhesangjintianliangdeshiqing,tangshijituanhaibeichengweimobeishizuiyouaixindeqiye。

zhengyinweizheiyang,henduorendouhuibeipianzhichitangshijituan,yincijintiantangshijituanshangshijiubaozhang,tangshijituanshizhilimaguobaiyi,tangyuanshanchengweimobeishishoufu。

“tangdashanren,tingshuoninxinyangfoxue,zheizuncongkenglichulaidefeicuiguanyinxiang,jiazhibaiwan,gongheninhenindeqiyefoguangwanzhang……”

“tangdashanren,zheifuwangxizhidezhenji,shiwoshangcicongpaimaihuishanghuode,jiazhisanbaiwan,zhuheshangshidaji!”

tangyuanshanshoulishoudaoshouruan,kaihuaidaxiao。

huamiandelingyibian,tangzhizhengenyigenanrenmeilaiyanqu。

“tangxiaojie,jintianshidaxiderizi,zheikuaishuijingzhiliansongjini,zhuniyongyuannianqing。”

songliwudezhengshifengshao,neigejiangtacaizaijiaoxia,naniaojiaodefujiagongzi。

“duoxiefengshao,youfengshaochongzhewo,nengbunianqing?”

zheigenvren,haizhenshiyidianlianchidoumeiyou,zijiyigeyoufuzhifu,dangzhejiudianzheimeduorendemian,jiugenfengquandaqingmaqiao,shenziwangfengquanshenshangtie。

“hehe,womenzheiyang,buyongdanxin**daonidefeiwulaogongma?”fengquandeyidelouzhutangzhideyao。

“jiuneigewonangfei,kandaolehaibushizairangnijiaoyiciniao,yanzhengzhengdikanzheniroulinwo………”

“哈哈……”

fengquangaoxingdidaxiao,yishenditanhuodelinlengchuxianzaidating。

“haizhenshirenao,yinxianxiaorenchengledashanren,jianfu***dangzhesuoyourendemianlouloubaobao。”

binglengdefengcisheng,rutongyizhiguzhong,zaizhongrenerbianqiaoxiang,suoyourendoukanxianglinleng。

datingshunjianyaquewusheng,jifenzhongzhihou,suoyourendoujiaotoujieerqilai。

“neigerenshisheia,zheimedaxiderizi,ganpaodaotangjiadejiuhuishanglainaoshi。”

“gaibuhuishitangjiadeneigeshangmennvxuba,wotingshuotangjiadeshangmennvxushigeyaba,zenmehuishuohuale。”

“huishuohualeyouruhe,tazhibuguoshitangjiayonglaiyanrenermudejiepanxiaeryi,tangjiadaxiaojiedeerzi,genbenjiubushitadezhong。”

yixiekerenqizuibashedeyilunzhe,linlengyeshixinqingzaicidichenxialai。

sannianlaitayizhizhudixiashi,guozheandanwuguanderizi,haiyaozaiwairenmianqianpeihetangyuanshanyanxi,yifutangjiabuxianqitaqiong,talong,taya,banverxupeijitadejiaxiang,zheiyiqietazaodoushougoule。

xiangqifumudechouhen,tahenbudeshousitangyuanshanneigedaomaoanrandeweijunzi,buguozheiyiqiejintiandoujieshule。

“linleng,nihaolea,zhenshitaihaole,ganjinlaiwozheibianzuo,wojinijieshaojiweipengyourenshi。”

doudaozheishihoule,tangyuanshanhaizhuangchuyifuheaikeqindeyangzi,linlengyeshipeifutangyuanshandeyanji。

“tangyuanshan,nigoule,chuangjiankongtougongsi,zhuanyitoushuiloushuidezhangmu,qintunaixinjijin,haisiwofumu,rangwodangjiepanxie,gengouyiqizhudixiashi,nihaizhenshimingfuqishideweijunzi。”

tangyuanshanbeidangzhongjiechuan,suoyourenkanzhetangyuanshan,ruguolinlengshuodequanshizhende,neitamendoujiubeitangyuanshanpianle。

“啪…”

tangyuanshanjiangshouzhongdeyigejiubeiniesui,wanwanmeixiangdaolinlenghuizaijintianpohuaitashengyu。

dantahaishiyazhizhuzijideqingxu,yaozaizhongrenmianqianbanyanhaodashanrendejiaose。

“hehe,wonvxuyinggaishiduiwomeiyouqingtacanjiayanhuibuman,zheiqueshishiwodecuo,buyinggaiyinweitashilongyaren,bufangbiancanjia,jiumeiyouyaoqing,wozaizheilidaoqian。”

“duibuqi……”tangyuanshanshuozhemuguangsaoxiangfengquan。

“linleng,nigewangbadan,niyebukankannizijishenmedexing,tangshushujiangnverxiajiajini,nibuganendaideyejiusuanle。”

“haiyinweiyijianxiaoshiqing,jiuhushuobadao,wuxiantangshushu,wozheigewairendoukanbuxiaqule,jintianyaoshibuhaohaojiaoxunni,wojiuduibuqizhengyierzi。”

fengquanjuedelinlengzijizhaosi,neijiuguaibudetale,kantazenmenongsilinleng,rangtangzhijitahecai。

linlengqingfengyixiao,xiangqifengquanduitadeneixiewuru,jintianjiuxiannafengquankaidao,zairangtangjiasuoyourenhouhui,guizaitamianqianbachangzihuiqing。

“jiuni,yejiushiyitiaotiangou,tangjiarangniyaosheinijiuyaoshei。”

linlenggenbenmeijiangfengquanfangzaixinshang,zhongrenjingcha,juedetangjiadeshangmennvxukendingshifengle。