第4章 老子会看上你这种女人

di4zhanglaozihuikanshangnizheizhongnvren

zhaogongzikanxianglelongyingtian:“jinianqianruzhuihanjia,haidexiruoshenbaimingliedeneigefeiwujintianhuilaile。”

yishijianquanchanghuaran,hanxiruohelongyingtiandeshiqingdajiadouyouerwen,neishihanjiadedachoushi。hanxiruoyinciyijuebuzhen,yigeyiqifengfadeshangjiexinxingxing,yejiuciyunluo。

hanxiruodaizhegehaizi,suiranyijiuzaigongsilimiannuli,danshizaiyemeiyoushizhanquanjiaodejihui。zheicihezhaojialianyin,shitafanshendezuihaojihui,turanchuxiandelongyingtian,zheishiyaozhongdaofuzhema?

zhaogongzijixushuodao:“xianzaizheigefeiwuliangshoukongkongdehuilai,koukoushengshengrangwoyuefuyuemuchengquan,dajiaqielaishuoshuo,zheishigeshenmedaoli?”

hanfuhehanmubiaoqingconggangabianchenglefenkai,yijingdianchulai,neijiuyaobashiqingzuojue,jueduibunengyouzhehanxiruodexingzihulai。

binkemenyedouyifentianyingqilai:“zheigehairenjinghaiganhuilai!”

“haigentashuoshenme?bataganchuqu,ganchujiangbeiqu。”

“bianyitale,zheizhongrenjiugaiyaodaduan,tuidazhe。”

zhongrendoushiyibiandaodejiaomazhe,yanranshilongyingtianfanxialeshenmebukeraoshudezuiming。

longyingtianqingqingdewuzhelezhangxiaoxiaodeerduo,dishengshuodao:“rangmamabao!”

zhangxiaoxiaoshifendongshidediantou,longyingtianbatajiaojilehanxiruo,hanxiruodeshenqingshifenfuza,shiqingfashengdetaikuai,taxianzaixinsiyouruyituanluanma。

longyingtianzoushangyibu,zaizhongrenchoushidemuguangzhongdandanshuodao:“shiwoduibuqixiruo,womeiyoushenmehaobianjiede。wozheicihuilaijiushiyaobuchangxiruo......buchangwodenver......”

zhaogongzilengxiao:“buchang?ninashenmebuchang?”tapaipaishou,menkoutadesijizoulejinlai,dakaileyigexiangzibayigejingzhideshoushihejiaojilezhaogongzi。

zhaogongzidakaishoushihe,yichuanjingyingtitoudezhubaoxianglianbaizaitianerongdeneichenshang。

“zheishiwosongjixiruodedinghunliwu。”

zaichangderendouluchuleyanxiandemuguang,zheichuanxianglianchengsebushu,zhishaoyezaijishiwandejiawei。

yourenchenjixianmei:“zheixianglianzhishaodeshangbaiwan。”

“buzhiba,wokandeliangbaiduowan。”

gengyourenkanzhelongyingtianlengxiao:“xiaozi,zhaogongzisongdeliwudoujiazhiliancheng,niyoushenme?”

hanfuhehanmukandaoxianglian,yeshiliangyanfangguang,guoranshizhaojiadegongzi,chushoujiushihaokuo。

liangrenjimangzouleshangqu,jiezhulexianglian。

hanmuhengleyisheng:“nihaiyoushenmehaoshuode?nikankannihunshenshangxiayounayidiannenggenzhaogongzibi?buchangxiruo?nineishenmebuchang?”

hanfuchaohanxiruoshuodao:“xiruo,haibukuailaidaishangshishi。”

hanxiruozhanzaiyibian,wuzhezhangxiaoxiaodeerduo,yaoyaotou。

longyingtianzhishidandanyixiao,zhishiyichuanxianglianeryi,tahaijuedezheiyangdedongxipeibushanghanxiruoni。

zhongrenkanzheta,fangfozaikanyigexiaohua。

longyingtiansaoshizhongren:“woqueshimeiyoudaishenmeliwu,buguowoyouyijiandongxi,shizhaogongzimeiyoude。”

“什么东西?”

“haizhenganshuo,buhuishuoshiqiongbingba?”

yourentingdaohahaxiaoleqilai,hanfuhehanmugengshiyilianbiyi。

longyingtianjixushuodao:“woshixiaoxiaodeqinshengfuqin。”

zhaogongzixiangyaomaren:wonima。

tajimangyoushuodao:“xiaoxiaosuiranbushiwodehaizi,danshiwohuidaitashirujichu,woyijingjitazhaolezuihaodesiliyoueryuan,meinianxuefeiwushiwan,wohaiyaozanzhuxuexiaoyibaiwan,rangxiaoxiaochengweixuexiaodegongzhu。”

longyingtianlianshangdaizhexiaorong:“woshixiaoxiaodefuqin,taxianzaixuyaodebushinijidezheixie。”

hanmukanzhehanxiruo:“xiruo,nidaoshishuojuhuaya!”

hanxiruoliansebingleng:“zhaogongzi,woyijingshuodehenqingchule。”

yankannvermeiyouhuixinzhuanyideyisi,hanmujibuzouleshangqu,zhijieconghanxiruohuailibazhangxiaoxiaoqiangleguolai,zhangzhanggongrenbuzhule,longyingtianbaishou。

hanmubutengxihaizi,danshitabunengbuxi,genzheshangquzhengqiang。

zhangxiaoxiaokunaoleqilai:“woyaobaba,woyaomama!”

hanfuheizhelian:“ku,nizaiku!”

zhangxiaoxiaolikebaleishuibielehuiqu,zhangxiaoxiaorucihaipa,kexiangerzhi,tazaihanjiaderizibingbuhaoguo。

hanxiruokandexinteng:“bama,biehezhehaizi。”

hanfubazuanshixiangliannadaolehanxiruomianqian,dishengshuodao:“nishixiangyaowomenquanjiagenzhelongyingtianchituma?nihaibeitahaidebugouma?”

zhangxiaoxiaobiezheku,quechouyeqilai,hanmudishenghedao:“kushenme,tabushinibaba!”

longyingtianganjuexintouzaidixue,zhaogongziquexiaoleqilai,hanxiruoweilehaiziyouzenmeyang?tashiernv,yedetingfumudeanpai。

qitarengenzhejiaoqilai:“longyingtian,nishaonahaizishuoshier,niyaoshizhentengxita,jiubuhuipaoxiatamenmunvle。”

“xiruozheixienianguodeshishenmerizi?nizhidaoma?niyaohuiletayibeizicaikenbaxiuma?”

hanxiruoxinsiquanzainvershenshang,hanfugancuinachuxianglianzhijiejihanxiruodaishang。

zhongrendouluchuxinweidexiaorong,zhiyaohanxiruodaishangxianglianneishiqingjiuqiaodingle。

hanxiruozhengyaozhengzha,longyingtianyibuzouleshanglai,zhijieyishouqiangguoxianglian。

hanfubeiheleyitiao,likejiuyaodongshou,zhangzhanggongqiangshangyibu,zhijiedangzhulehanfu。

zhongrendougenzhezhanleqilai:“nishiyaodangzhongqiangjiema?”

“土匪!土匪!”

“还敢打人!”

hanxiruoyefanyingguolai,kanzhelongyingtianyanjingdengda。

longyingtiandishengshuodao:“xiruo,nishiqudezheijinian,wozhidaowufabuchang,danshiyihouwohuibaohuni。”

zhaogongzitiaoqilemeimao,fanerxiaoleqilai:“haoa,nishikandaoyaobudaoqian,gancuidongshouqiangleshiba!”tayizhaoshou,“qubaoan,qiangjieshangbaiwandezhubao,zaichangderendoushizhengren,nijiuzaijianyulizuonideqinshengfuqiquba。”

longyingtianhahaxiaoleqilai:“shangbaiwan?”

tashuozhebaxianglianniezheshouli,zhijiantadequantouxiamianpiaoluochuyixiefenmo,jiezheshiyikuaikuaisuili。

zhaogongzinachude“shangbaiwan”dezhubaoxianglian,jingranbalongyingtianniedefensui。

“zheizhonghuose,pianpianbudongxingdeyejiubale,zheigenbenjiushigongyepin,erqiehaibushishenmehaodeyanpin。”

zhaogongzilianseyibian,zheidongxiqueshibushizhenhuo,danshisuanxialaiyeshilaiwancaimaixiade,maideshihouduifangpaizhexiongfubiaoshi,chufaxingjiajueduikanchulai。

qitarenyedoudaizhule,ganggangjiaoxiaolongyingtiandarendehanfuyegenzhelengzhule。

baoshizhidijianying,jueduibukenengbeishouyiroucuojiusuidiao,zheideshiduochadefangmaopin。

zhaogongzixinliyoukui,zenmeyexiangbutong,shilaiwandedongxihuizheimebukanyiwo。tabuzhidaodeshi,longyingtiandequantouyijingkanbitiedade。erqielongyingtianshijianguoshimianderen,zheizhongyanpin,zaijinchuyiyanjiukanchulaile。

zhongrendoukanzhezhaogongzi,tadunshijuedemangcizaibei,jimangshuodao:“yuanlaiwoshibeipianle,womashangjiuzhaoneigemaijia,jixiruohuanyigegenghaogengguide。”

hanxiruoyaotou:“zhaogongzi,buyongfeixinle。”

taganggangshixinshenwenluan,meiyouzhuyi,xianzaikandeqingkuang,queyijingshenmedoumingbaile。

zhaogongzikoukoushengshengshuoxihuanziji,yizhibiaozhongxin,keshinayidianshizhendeweihanjiakaolv。

ranghanjiadebinkeyiqilaikanhanjiachuchou,huashilaiwanzhuangshangbaiwandemianzi,shuoshenmejizhangxiaoxiaozuihaodexuexiao,qishishaoyaobazhangxiaoxiaosongchuqu。

zhaogongzikanshanglehanxiruo,quebishihexianqihanxiruo。takenengjuedehanxiruopeibushangshangbaiwandezhubao,jizuhanjiamianzijiuzugoule。

hanfuhehanmuyeshiyoufennuyouchayidekanzhezhaogongzi,zheigentamenxinzhongdehaonvxukebutaiyiyanga!

zhaogongziyankanzijideneidianxiaobaxihexiaoxinsiquandoubeichuochuanle,gancuiyebuzaiweizhuang。

tatingzhexiongfushuodao:“hanxiruonizhendangzijishishenmejinzhiyuyema?nijiushiyigedaizhetuoyoupingdeershouhuo,yaobushikanshangniyoudiannengli,zhangdehaibucuo,laozihuikanshangnizheizhongnvren?”