NO.3:女朋友被截胡了

“诶?”

nvshengdailengzaiyuandi,yishijianbuzhidaogaizenmeban。

tabucengjidetaheheyiyoujiechuguo,jiulianyimiaodeshixianjiechudoumeiyou。keshiganggangzheiweibenbuhuihetayoubandianjiaojidenanshen,jingranhetashuowomendandutantan!

“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”heyixiangqianmaileyibu,nvshengxiayishidiyehoutuileyibu。

“wo,moxi……”moxilianjiahongtoule,yinweilianggerendejulishizhendetaijinle,yizhiyudounengtingdaoduifangqingxidehuxishengle。

moxi……ze,xiangjilemoxi。

heyiqianqianyixiao,youxiangqianzouleyibu,ranhouzhuzutingxia:“keyikaolvhewojiaowangma?”

什,什么?

moxihuaiyishizijitingcuole,yifubuganxiangxindimoyangkanzheheyi。

nandaojintiantayunqijiuzhendezheimehaoma?gangbiaobainanshenchenggong,zheicaiyizhuangewanjiubeilingyigenanshenbiaobaile!

“woshuo,niyaohewojiaowangma?”heyiyijiubaochizhelianshangwenroudeweixiao,naixindezaicixunwen。

daanhuzhiyuchu,danshimoxihaishiqiangrenzhuxintoudejidong,xiaoxinyiyidihuida:“keshiwoyijing……”

“biededoubuzhongyao,nizhiyaohuidawoyaohaishibuyaojiuxingle,haoma?”heyijiubuxin,tadewenrougongjihecengbaiguojishei。

“ng……”duibuqileqiaoxuezhang,woshizaishoubuleheyitongxuedeshenqinggaobaile!

moxixinzhongmomoxiangqiaoboyandaolenbiandeqian。

daanbuchuyiwai,heyihenmanyidibangmoxizhenglitoudingyouxieweiluandetoufa,zuijiaoguazheyimodechengdexiaoyi。

计划通!

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“什么?”

liangdaoshengyinyikoutongshengdixiangchelezhengdongjiaoxuelou,loushanglouxiaderendoubeizheijiaoshengjingdelengzaiyuandi,yidongyebugandong。

shimengangdedashumeikanhaomen,bayeshoufangjinlailema?

qiaoboyanhaishiyilianxianganwushidemoyang:“yongdezheyijingyizhadema?”

“bushi,zheiyetai……”luchenliangyijingbeiqideshuobuchuhuale。

jintianzhaoqiaoboyanzhoumochuquwan,shunbianjiaoshangxinnvyouyiqideshihou,qiaoboyangaosutatadeshiyouhuangle。

dangshirenpingjingderuyitansishui,ershenweipangguanzhedeluchenliangjiushunjianzhamao。

raner,qiaoboyankanzheshoujipingmulifanyingchudeziji,turanchushengwendao:“wo,meilitaichale?”

“pu——”luchenliangchadianmeibeizijidehaoxiongdiqisi。

jiuqiaoboyanzheiyanzhi,fangchuquneikeshimiaoshayipian,quanxiaogujiyejiuzhiyoubitamenxiaoyijiedexiaoxuediheyinengyuzhiyijiaogaoxia。

“boyan,nibiegaosuwo,youshitongyigerenqiangle?”shangcijianguoheyihou,luchenliangtediquchaleyixiatadeziliao。

gaolebantian,ziliaodaoshoudeshihou,faxianheyiyuanlaishigebizijixiaoyijiedexiaoxuedi。

“是。”

qiaoboyankaishiyeduizheigerenyoulexiehaoqi,zenmehaoxiangzaizheifangmiantafeidehezijiduizheganni?

“……”

“woxiangzaishizuihouyici。”qiaoboyanturangaozhiluchenliangzijihaiyaozaizhaoyicinvpengyou,chadianhuohuohesiluchenliang。

“你,认真的?”

“嗯。”

shenxiyikouqilengjing,luchenliangzhengzhongdipailepaiqiaoboyandejianbang:“xiongdi,nijiayou!”

“……”

而另一边——

“shenme!”han㔹defanyingbuyayuluchenliangde。

tamengdiyipaizhuozi,cengdejiuzhanqilaile:“heyinizheichouxiaozi,ganqingnidenvpengyoudou,doucongqiaoxuezhangneibianbanlujiehuguolaide?”

heyiwuzheerduo,han㔹deshengyindoukuaibatadeergumozhenpole:“shi。”

“nizhidaonizheiyangdoukuaiganshangzhanandechenghaolema?”

“那又怎样?”

han㔹xiangyitouzhajindou/fuduilizhuangsidele:“youzenyang?gemener,nilaoshigaosuwo,nidaodixibuxihuanneijigenvsheng?”

“buxihuan。”heyihuidadehengancui,genbenbuxuyaosikaohoujiujichuledaan。

“neiniqiangqiaoxuezhangdenvpengyouzuomaoxianqiua!”

najiayiyuanxuyaoxianxuedema,han㔹xianzaifenfenzhongkeyigongxiansanshengxue,duobutuishaobushang!

“yinweitamenqiangworenle!”