NO.5:一不小心上了贴吧热搜

dengdeng,tashilaixingshiwenzuide,bushilaitingheyijiangdaolidea!

“wohaishibumingbainiweiheyaozheimezuo,duiniyoushenmehaochu。”

heyimianduizheqiaoboyanerzhan,zuijiaoguazhewenroudeweixiao:“yinweizuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu!”

xiangshizhidaoqiaoboyanmeitingdong,tazoushangqianyibu,shuangshouchengzaiqiangshang,baqiaoboyanquanzailelimian:“na,xuezhang,woxihuandeshini,ertamenyouzaizhuini,nishuo——wogaizenmeban?”

轰——

qiaoboyanjuedenaozilihuoshanbaofale,shunjianzhakai。

他喜欢自己?

“ke,womendoushinande……”zheishiweishenmeni?

“nandezenmele?wojiushixihuanxuezhangni,zenmeban?”heyidelianyouliqiaoboyanjinleyifen,“congkaixueyujiannineitianqi,wojiuxihuanshangnile!”

……

congheyitanluxinjineitianqi,liangrenxiangshiwanqileduomaomao,yigeduoyigezhao,zhaodeneigerenhaiwandebuyilehu。

haiyouyifenzhongjiuyaoxiakele,qiaoboyanxianbayaodaizoudedongxishoushihao,daoshizaijiangshenmetadoutingbujinqule,yanjingjinjindingzheshoujideshijian,shengpaloudiaoleyimiaozhong。

kanzhezheibanfanchangdeqiaoboyan,luchenliangyouxiemobuzhetounao,anchuochuodipailepaitadehoubei,xiaoshengdiwendao:“boyan,nizuijinzenmele?zenmeganjuenishenjingxixide?”

“躲人。”

“ha?”luchenliangyilianmeng,zheijitianqiaoboyandoulikaidehenkuai,zheishizaiduosheini?

dengdaodaoshiqianjiaogangcongqianmentachujiaoshi,qiaoboyanhoujiaojiulimaconghoumengenzhezouchuqu。

meizouliangbu,shenhouchuanlaineimoguiduomingbandeshengyin:“xuezhang!”

yade,tazenmezheimekuaijiulaile,xiaodayidedoumeikedema?

qiaoboyansatuijiupao,heyiyebuganshiruo,jinsuiweihou,haibianpaobianzuosidihanzhe:“xuezhang,nidengdengwoa,zenmejianlewosatuijiupaoleni!”

“dengniwojiushishade!”

“哈哈哈……”

shenhouheyiyuyuedexiaoshengrangqiaoboyanjiakuailebufa。

xiaoyuanlidexingrendoubeizhei“shijiejingguan”jixiyinle,fenfenzhuzuguanwang。

tianna,xiaoyuanliangdafengyunrenwu,jingranzaixiaoneiwanqilenizhuiwogandeyouxi,nengbuxiyinzhongrendezhuyilima!erqielianggerenqianbujiucaishangwanxiaoyuanresouderenwua,zheijitiandouruciyouyazhidiwanqiyouxi,buchuyiwaidiertianhuizaidudengshangxiaoyuanresou!

校园贴吧——

tongxuejia:wodetianna,wokandaoheshuaizhuizheqiaoshuaizaixiaoyuanlibenpaoei,haoyouaiya!

tongxueyi:wozhanyifenzhong“heqiao”,a!!!【zhaopian】(zhu:heyizhuizheqiaoboyandezhaopian)

tongxuebing:wojiaqiaoqiaobushifoxidalaoma?zenmezheimekeai!!!【zhaopian】(zhu:tushuguanlitoupaiqiaoboyandezhaopian)

tongxueding:heqiaoheqiao!!!

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jinjinshifenzhong,xiaoyuantiebalunxian,ranerliangweidangshirenhaobuzhiqing。

教室里的某个人……

“yuanlairuci,nanguaiboyanzheijitiandoubuzhengchang。”luchenliangjiaozhelingshi,zuoshounazheshoujizaishuaxiaoyuantieba。

tayeshixianlaiwushijiuhuiquxiaoyuantiebahuashui,bijingzijiyeshishangyirendebazhu。

pawantiebadelouhou,takesuanshizhidaoqiaoboyanzuijinganmale,yuanlaizaiduozijide“nvyoushougeji”dexiaoshidiheyi。

“ze——haimanyouyiside!”luchenliangxixiaozhebaocunletiebashangdajiafachulaiyouguanqiaoboyandezhaopian,liuzaishoujilirihoufangbiandiaokantashiyong。