di1zhangtayijingsantianmeizhaonvrenle
“niaoniaojie，niyidingyaoxiangxinjueyea！tayijingsantianmeizhaonvrenle。”
zhangniaoniaogangtarumingjuejiudiandedamen，sijuedezhulijiudiandiandecouleguolai。
buzhidaozenmehuishi，waitouturanlaileyidaduidegouzijizhe，haipaidaolesijuehesishiqixiayirendeaimeizhao。
tazhaobaoandanglebangeduoxiaoshi，jiudenggongguanbuderenjiejue，zenmedoumeixiangdaohuizhijiejingdongzhangniaoniao。
xiaozhulijiaokubudie，kedongzuoquesihaomeiyoutingdun，tayiluyinzhezhangniaoniaoshangledianti，tingzailedingcengdezongtongtaofanghou，gonggongjingjingdefengshangmenka。
zhangniaoniaominchun，lianshangshiyiruwangchangdelengjingdanmo，kezaitashuamenkajinquzhihou，meijiaohaishibujingyitiaoqi。
fangjianhenyanshu，yirusantianqiandehunanheshemi，buguochuangshangneigehenbudebashuipaosikaidenanrendaoshiduolejifenzheyanbuzhudequeyuesaoqi。
tayishanbantun，kaozaichuangtou，fasiyouxiexulingluan，qiangjiandebeibangweilu，yanshenerxiadebakuaifujishifenjingzhi，zhiyaodingzhejiuhuirangrenshengchuyimoxiangyaoshangqianrouniedechongdong。
zhangniaoniaotaimou，jiantayifurenrennaniedezitai。ergenjingfanqiweihong。
tashiguyitiaozheigefangjiande。
他在勾引她！
zhangniaoniaobochunweimin，bazheimomingdeniantoucongnaohaizhongtichuqu，zheicaimanbujingxindehuanshizhouweiyiquan。
sishibuyuebeihushi，sijuezhudongxiankaibeizi，xixuedao：“xiangzhaoren，zenmebushangchuangshanghaohaozhaozhao？”
tayoubushishazi，chuangshangzangmeizangren，tanengkanbuchu？
tahushiduifanghualideyini，huanbuchaoxishoujianerqu。
洗手间，没人。
衣柜，没人。
......
难不成还真在床上？
zhangniaoniaomiqiyanjing，huyidekanzhesixiaofeixiaodedingzhetadesijue。
bangexiaoshiqian，yourenbaoliaosijueyehuinvtuanxiaohua。
tabenlaibudasuandalide，kelaoyeziqinzidaledianhualai，zheinvtuanxiaohuayoushigongsizuijinlituidenvtuanchengyuanzhiyi。
wunaizhixia，tazhihaoqinzilaiyitang。
talenglengdedingzhetangzaichuangshangyisifasaodenanren，wen：“neigenvrenni？”
sijuezuijiaogouqiyimoxixuedexiaorong，“bataganzou，jinwannipeiwo？”
zhangniaoniaoyanzhongshanguoyimobuyue，chaofengdao：“nideweikoudaoshitinghao，shenbiandenvrenyeconglaibutiaotiaojianjian。zheinvren，keyoubushaoqianren，weileshangweibuzeshouduan，zaojiubuzhidaobeiwanguoduoshaoshoule。meixiangdaoniyenengxiadelezui。”
sijuechunjiaoweigou，yanlishanguoyimoxiemei。
“xiangpashangwochuangshangdenvrenduolequlele，kebushisheidougenniyiyang，nengchengweiwodeqizi。”
zhangniaoniaoshunjianliansebingleng。
shi，tahesijueshixinhunfuqi，liangrengangquminzhengjudengjisantian，tajiupobujidaidezhaoyeweiqule。
gougaibulechishijiusuanle，rujindechaofengbiemen，daoquanchongtalaile。
talengdanshuodao：“wozhidaonibuyuanyihewojiehun，yeguaiwomeiyoushixiangennishuohao。yihouwomengebuxiangganjiushi。”
“gebuxianggan？”sijueyaoya，shensejingtouchujifenweiqu，“zenmegebuxianggan？”
“womensuiranyoujiehunzheng，danniyongbuzhegujiwo。xiangganshenmejiuganshenme，nixiangyaozhaoshenmenvrenyedouhewomeiyouguanxi。niyeyongbuzhegenjiazheweibaside，lianzhaonvrendouzhaozigeerwolilai。”
“woli？woxianzaiwolikejiuzhiyouniyige。”
sijuedabuchaotazoulai，luchujiaojiandeshenqu。
zhangniaoniaolianshangfeikuaideshanguoyimobuziran。yanjianyaobeipobidong，tabuzhehenjidewangpangbianduoqu。
ranernanrendelidaoqiangjing，yagenburongtayoupianketuisuo。