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dayujijie，wohetongxingdeliangweiqiaolinvshenzhuirushenyuan。
huifuyishizhihou，wosichuxunzhaochukouqueyiwusuohuo。
weiyideguanglianglaizishishumigaodetouding，sizhoudeshanbidouqiaoguanghua，yujizhihou，daliangyushuiyanzheshanbiqingxie，xiangyaotushoupashangqukanbidengtian！
wotaochushoujizhunbeiqiujiu，danshiyidianxinhaoyemeiyou。
qiujiuwuwang，wokaishijianchabeibaolidewuzi。
jipingkuangquanshui，shijibaoyasuobinggan，yixiebaozhashangkoudeyaowubengdai，yijiyigexiaoshoudian。
chucizhiwai，zaiwutawu。
tanlekouqi，wobamuguangzhuanxianglianggemeizisuishenxiedaidexiaobao。
chenzhetamenhunmi，wodakaibeibao。
zhijianlimianmanmandangdangzhuangzhehuazhuangpin，jingzi，zheyangsan，zhijin，chongdianbao......
靠！
这不完犊子了吗？
juewangguohou，wobaiwuliaolaizuozaidishang，xinshangliangweinvshendemeilirongyan。
fangzaipingshi，tamendoushigaogaozaishangdenvshen，duiwoaidabuli，jiusuantoumiaoyiyanyehuibeimaxiatounan。
xianzaihaoburongyiyoujihuikebunengcuoguole！
liangweinvshenyigejiaochenlu，yigejiaoxumengqing。
chenlushidianxingdeyujiexingmeinv，shencaigaotiao，zhuangrongjingzhipingriliyishuangheisidazhangtui，buzhidaojianggongsiduoshaonantongbaomideshenhundiandao。
zhishitapiqihuobao，pingrilizuiaimawomenxiatoudeyeshita，dajiadouzhiganyuanguanbuganxiewan。
xumengqingjiushidianxingdejiangnanmeinv，shencaixianxijiaoxiao，pifubaidexiangciwawa，yishuangdayanjingheibaifenming，pushanpushan。
xumengqingsuiranxinggewuhai，dantashishikekedougenchenlunianzaiyiqi，gaodedajiayemeilexiangfa。
但现在不同了。
jijingqiheidedixiadongxue，jiulianhuxishengdouqingxikewen。
kanzheliangnvhunmizhongdeqiaolirongyan，jiaohaoquxian，worenbuzhuxiangrufeifei。
fanzhengtaoshengshimeijihuile，shiwuyejianchibulejitian，buruzailinsiqianfangzongyiba，siyeyaozuogefengliugui！
刑！还是不刑？
wozhandouzheshenchushou，xiayishiyanleyikoutuomo，kouganshezao。
jiuzaiwodeshoujulichenluneishuangdazhangtuizhiyoushijilimishi，wokandaotahuranzhengkaileyanjing。
simuxiangdui，kongqizhongmanshihuoyaowei。
xiayimiao，wodelianshangjiuaileyigedabidou！
“xiatounan，nixiangganshenme！”
chenluzhizhewodebizipokoudama，jiuzaizheishixumengqingyexingleguolai，liangnvhuxiangchanfuzhezhanleqilai，kanzhewodeyanshenmanshijingti。
chenlubuzhidaocongnamoleyibabishouchulai，woshunjianzhengdaleyan！
这娘们儿还带了刀？
“jiangdapeng，nigechoudiaosi！”
“bieyiweiwomenxianzaizheiyangnijiukeyidongshoudongjiao，wojinggaoni，niyaoshigandonglaonianghemengqing，wojiunadaobanidechoudongxigele，zaichuonishijigekulong！”
chenluzaiwomianqianhuanglehuangbishou，worenbuzhuetoumaohan。
zheiniangmenershirenzhende，yitadebaopiqijueduinengganchuzheizhongshi！
“niwuhuiwole，woshikannijiaohuailiuxuele，xiangbangnishangshangyao......”wotuihouyibu，yongshouzhilezhitabeiheisebaoguodexianxijiaohuai。
“ni......nishuodeshizhende？”chenlujiangxinjiangyidixiatou，guoranjiaohuaichuyijingbeixianxueranhong。
“zhende，niyaoxiangxinwojiangdapengderenpin！”womolemobizi。
zheiyidianwoqueshimeiyousahuang，xiangbangtashoushangdejiaohuaishangyaoshizhende，xiangjinjulixinshangtadeheisimeituiyeshizhende。
nanren，jiushizheimeposhi，zhenchengyoujiaozha。