第1章 炒田螺的童养媳

“huilai!zhanzhu!nizheigexueshengzenmehuishi!”

“nagebandea!jinggantaoke,taiwufawutianle!”

chenkaijiangxuexiaobaoandehushengpaozhinaohou,danjianguazheshubao,yigetengyuejiukuaguolelvhuadai。

tachongxiangguangkuodeshijie……e,90niandaidejiedaozuoyou,jiumeiyoubanzuoersanshicengdejianzhu,zaichenkaiyanli,fangfoyishunjiankuarulepianyuanxiangzhen。

ershijishang,ningchixianyesuanbangeshengfu,jingjifazhanbingbuluohou,zai20nianhou,shenzhipingjiexinnengyuanqiyejiangshengfudejingjishuaidaohoutou。

陈凯重生了!

zhongshengdaole90niandai,zaitahaishigaosandeshihou!

neishihou,tadetongyangxiningmohaimeiyoubeifeiaiboduoshengming,tadefuqinyemeiyouyinweijinglixiagangchaoyuyuguahuan,tademuqin……rengjiuzaizhengfujiguangongzuo!

chenkaidehuxijianjianjulie,tabuduanzaishuxizhexianzaideshenti,queshiganjuecongsuoweiyoudehao。

shentijiugenjiazhuanglechaiyoufadongjiyiyang,kuangkuangkuangdebengyong,douyijingkuangbenleshifenzhong,yemeiyouganjuebandianlei。

离谱!

chenkaitaitou,weiweifanghuanjiaobu。

tadejiadaole,yinweimuqinhaizaizhengfujiguangongzuo,suoyitazhudeshixianweidayuan。

luguodejingweijiandaoshita,weiweidiantou。

chenkaiyikouqichongdaolejiamenkou,kanzheyujiyizhongxiangsidebanbodemumen,tadexinchaofanteng。

所以,钥匙在哪?

chenkaizaiquanshenshangxiamoleyigebian,jingmeizhaodaoyaochi,tanengzhaodaoershinianqiandejiadouyijinglihaile,yiqiandezijihuibayaochifangnatahaizhendejibuqilai。

xianzaideshijianshixiawusandian,buguanshilaodiehaishilaomadouzaishangban,jialibukenengyoubieren。

等等,宁沫!

ningmobitadasansui,shiyeyenainaishouyangdeguer,shuoshijitadangtongyangxi,danfumudesixiangkemeineimefengjian,suiranaobuguoyeyenainaideshuoci,danyejiushijialiduojiashuangkuaizideshiqing,jiuyizhibaningmodangchengbangenveryangzhele。

pianpianshijinianguoqu,ningmochuluodetingtingyuli,xinggehaiwenshunguaiqiao,fumuyejiuzhenbatadangchengweilaideerxifukandai。

zheigeshiqi,ningmodaxueluobangmeiyoujixudushu,ershizaiyewandemeishijiebaitanmaixianglatianluo。

xiawudeshijian,tayinggaihaishizaijiade!

chenkaidetongkongshousuo,xiongtangzhongxinqifu。

“ning……ningmo?nizaima?”

“宁沫?”

嘎达。

mumenbeidakai,qianqiandeyiguxianglaweicuanchulai,chuanzheyishenjiandandesuihuazhangxiuzhangkudeningmotanchutoulai:“xiaokai!nibushizaishangxuema?zenmehuilaile?keke……”

光影在这一刻停顿。

ningmogaotingdebiliangfanzheyisiyingguang,mingliangdeshuangmouliyouxingxingshanshuo,tadeyanzhibenjiuxiangdangnengda,wuguanzhangdebiaozhi,pifuyebaixi。

taturankesouleliangsheng,lianjiapashangfeihong,doushuozheigenianjidenanhaizi,yijingbiebuzhuneixiehuainiantou,xiaokaizheigeshijianpaohuijia,haizheimezhijiediyizhidingzheta,shixiangganshenmea!

chenkaikanzheningmo,yinyinnengganjuedaoningmodelianseyouyidiandiancha,dandangyijingshiquderenzhongxinchuxianzaiyanqian,tadeshixianlizhenggeshijiezaishengbuxiashenme。

“ningmo,zou,wodainiquyiyuan!”chenkaibuyoufenshuojiuxiangbatalachujiali。

zheishihouningmohaimeijianchaguoshenti,dagailvzhishifeiaidezaoqi,nengzhi!

jinianzhihouningmodebingqingehua,ganghaojialidejingjiyewufazhichengningmodeyiliaofeiyong……tashiqinyankanzheningmobingside。

zheiyici,tajueduibunengyanzhengzhengdikanzheyiqiefasheng!

tahaiyaobaozhulaomadegongzuo。

zhiyulaodieneizhudingdaobideguoyingqixiuchang,meishenmehaoliuliande,jirantadouzhongshengle,youtaiduokeyiquzuodeshiqing。

nayigedoubixianzaigenghao。

“xiaokai!haoduanduanqushenmeyiyuan?nikuaishuoqingchu!”ningmozhouzhemeitou,huanghuangzhangzhangcaishangxiezi。

“bieshuole,genwozoujiuhao。”

chenkailazheningmoxinendeshou,chuanguoyigegejiedao,zailuguoxuexiaodeshihou,zhenghaoyoujigebanjidexueshengzaicaochangshangtiyuke。

chenkaiheningmodeshenyingzailangandewaiweilveguo,yiduijunnanjingnv,henkuaijiuxiyinlexuduotongxuedemuguang。

youqiningmodesuishubizheixiegaozhongnvshengdashangjisui,shencaigengxiandexingmueryouhuo,wanquanbushineixiepingxiongdexiaonvshengkebi。

chenkaigengyinweijialishaoxianfuyudeguanxi,bingbushixiaotouming,yiyanjiurangrenrenlechulai。

“kana,shichenkai!talazhetaneitongyangxishiyaoganmani?”

“不会是……”

“dengdeng!chenkaitaokele?tiyuketajuranyetao?”

tongxuemenyilunfenfen,tiyulaoshilianchuilejicikoushaocaibazhujumian。

“doukanzheibian,kaishihuodongshenti!huodongwanpaobabaimi!”tiyulaoshizhongqishizudihechiyisheng。

tiyulaoshipieleyanchenkailiangrendebeiying,qiaoqiaozezeleyisheng。

yizhongxueshengmenwuhuaizai,jianjianshouhuixinshen。

xuduoxueshenghaishirenbuzhuyoumiaolejiyanchenkaiheningmo。

duiyuzheigenianjidenanshenglaishuo,xiangyaohenvshengyouqinmidezhitijiechudouzhinengkaozuomeng,youqizai90zheigeniandai,guojiaganggangjinxingleyanda,shehuifengqizhouranyixin,luanlaideshiqingkeshibuganbaizaimingmian。

pianpianchenkaijiuzheimedangzhetamendemian,lazheyigenvshengbuzhidaoyaoquna,yinqizhuduoxiaxiang。

bijinggenjuxiaodaoxiaoxi,neipiaoliangjiejiekeshichenjiadetongyangxia!

xianweidayuanlixuexiaobuyuan,jialiyejiumeijichenkaimaizixingche,meitiandoushibuxingshangxiaxue。

zheigeniandai,gengmeiyougongxiangdancheyishuo,lianlushangdechuzucheyeshifengmaolinjiao,duodefanershizixingchejialelianggegulu,hanlegekuangjiapishanghongbuderenlihuangbaoche。

chenkaiwanquanmeixiangdaoyaozuohuangbaoche,talazheningmozouzaiqianmian,sixuyijingfeisandaolehenyuandedifang。

tajideningmodefeiaileixing,zhiyaoqianqizhiliaohao,jiukeyichenghenjiubuhuizaiehuabuhuizaifufa。

可在很久之后呢?

tazhuantoukanleyiyanningmo,huiyingtadeshiningmoyaozhexiazuichundexiuseyanshen,muguangweiweipengzhuangtajiudixialetou。

guowangxuduojiyifanteng,duoshaogeririyeyetadoushiheningmozaiyiqidea。

tahuijiuxianingmode,haiyaozhuanhenduohenduoqian,zhiyouzheiyang,cainengmibucengjingdeyihan!

“ningmojie,nishiwoxifu,woyidinghuijiunide。”

“……a?chenkai,nijintiandouzaishuoshenmehuhua?”