lairen,shiluobiaodeershen,chenguiping。
zhengsuoweibushiyijiarenbujinyijiamen,zheichenguipinghetaneigepopilaogongchenergouyiyang,doushiaizhanbianyi,yiduzihuaishuidezhu。
luobiaomiqishuangyan,zhengyaofazuo。
zheishi,fangmendakai,luoxiaoliconglimianpaochulai,yibabaozhuluobiaodedatui,“gege,nihuilaila!”
luobiaoxinliyinuan,roulerouluoxiaolidenaodai,roushengxiaodao,“lili,nizenmezhidaogegehuilaile?”
“yinweililiyizhizaimenkoudenggegehuilaia。”
luoxiaolitiantianyixiao,huiguotouchaowulihandao,“mama,nikuailai,gegehuilaila!”
tingdaoluoxiaolideshengyin,yangsuecongwulikuaibuzouchulai。
jiandaoluobiaodediyiyan,yankuangbianhongle。
“xiaobiao,nizhongyuhuilaile,mahaiyiwei……”
yangsuechongshanglaibaozhuluobiao,yishijianqibuchengsheng。
luobiaozouhou,tayuexiangyuehouhui,zijijiubugaidayingluobiao,rangluobiaojinshan。
zheiyitianyiye,tatixindiaodan,wushiwukebuzaizize。
haozai,luobiaopinganguilai。
luobiaoganshoudaoleyangsuededanxin,taqianshishiguer。
congweitihuiguoqinqing,yemeiyoutihuiguobeirenguanxindeganjue。
zheiyike,taxinlinuannuande。
luobiaoqingqingpailepaiyangsuedehoubei,roushenganwei,“ma,womeishi,nikan,wodaihuilaileyezhurou,haiyouliangtoulang。
jintian,womenjiuchirouheroutang。”
taxinlihaiyouyijuhuameishuo,neijiushicongjintiankaishi,tamenyijiazaiyebuhuieduzile。
“什么玩意?”
zheishi,yidaojianruideshengyinxiangqi。
chenguipingqichongchongdepaoshanglai,“luobiao,nizheigeshazishuoshenme,zheiyezhuhelangshinidade?”
luobiaoshuangyanweimi,mianduizheizhongnvren,tabanjufeihuadoubuxiangshuo。
yangsuegubushangcadiaolianshangdeleishui,huzailuobiaoshenqian,ruhuduzidelaomujiyiban,hengmeinuchi,“chenguiping,zheiyezhuheyelangbushiwojiaxiaobiaodade,nanbuchenghaishinimenjianeigezhizhidaochihepiaodudepopidadebucheng?”
yangsuemade,ziranjiushiluoerzhu。
chenguipingyebunao,fanerlengxiaodao,“bucuo,zheijiushiwojianeikouzidade,tazuotiancaigenwoshuotayaoqushanshangdalie,jintianluobiaojiudaihuilaileyezhuheyelang,kebujiushiwojianeikouzidade。
zaishuole,cunzilisheibuzhidaonimenjiazheixiaozijiushiyigeshazi,yigeshazinengdadedaoyezhuheyelang?
谁信哪!”
“womenjiaxiaobiaodebingyijinghaole!”
yangsuetingdaochenguipingmaluobiaoshishazi,liandunshizhangdetonghong,“nizaiganmayijushazi,wojintianjiusilannidezui。”
luobiaozhanzaiyangsueshenhou,kanzhezhandoulibaobiaodeyangsue,xinliweiweiyouxiechayi。
meixiangdao,zijizheigelaomahaitingpolade。
不过,这样挺好。
chenguipinglengxiao,“shazi,shazi,wojiuma,zenmele。”
“你……”
yangsuezuanjinleshuangquan,jiuyaochongshangqusilechenguipingdezui。
ketabenshenjiuhuanlebing,zheiyixiasuiranqishijingren,keshentizongguitaixule。
huahaimeishuowan,luobiaobiankandaoyangsueshentiweiweihuangleyixia。
talianmangshangqianfuzhuyangsue,daiyangsuelianseshaoweihuanheleyixie,taturanshangqian,yibazhangzhongzhongdazaichenguipinglianshang。
chenguipingbeizheiyibazhangdamengle,bantianmeiyouhuiguoshen。
dengfanyingguolai,tayibianduojiao,yibianzhizheluobiaopokoudama,“nizheishaqiandaodechushenga,jianzhimeirenxinga!
kesilenidie,xianzaihaidanishenniang。”
“dajiahuokuaichulaikankana,zheishazidanibudaoa,naletaershudadeyezhurou,xianzaihailaidatashenniangla!”
cunminmenbenlaijiudoumeizouyuan,tingdaochenguipingzheimeyirangrang,quandouweileguolai。
“luobiao,takeshinishenniang,nizenmenengdanishenniangni?”
“jiushi,jiusuantazaizenmebudui,niyebunengdongshoua!”
“duidui,youhuahaohaoshuo,zheiyaoshibarendahuaile,huitoutamenjiakejiugengyaochanzhenimenle。”
……
cunminmenqizuibashe,fenfenquanshuo。
yangsueyankanzhechenguipingdebanbianlianrouyankejiandehongzhongqilai,xinlisuiranjuedechangkuai,keyishijianyebuzhidaogaizenmeshuocaihao。
tayemeiyouxiangdaoluobiaohuituranchushou,haidadezheimehen。
luobiaoqingqingpaileyangsuedeshou,suihoulengyanhuanshizhongren,“zheiyezhuheyelangroudoushiwodaihuilaide,sheiyaoxiangqiang,neijiubieguaiwobukeqi。”
“nizheigesishazi,nidarenhaiyoulile。”
chenguipingtiaoqilaipokoudama,“nigeaiqiandaode,meijiaoyangdechusheng,nigandawo,denghuitouniershuhuilai,wojiaoniershudaduannidetui。
dajiadoulaipingpinglia,shazidarenle,shaziyaodasirenle。
wuwuwu,nidaba,dasiwoba!
我不活了!”
luobiaoshuangyanweiweimilemi,zheinvrenyikuernaosanshangdiaodebenshihaizhenshilihai。
rujinzheimeduocunminkanzhe,tayaoshichushoutaizhongle,huitounaodalehaizhenjiuchebuqing。
tadaomeishenme,zhuyaohaiyaokaolvyangsuehexiaolili。
xiangdaozheili,taweiweizhouqimeitou。
“shazidasirenle,dajiahuokuailaikankana!”
zheishi,chenguipingyourangrangqilai。
luobiaoxinlituranyouledaan,dangjilenglengyixiao。
haoa,nibushishuowoshishazima!
neijiranshishazi,zuoyixieshashiziranyeshihelide。
xiangdaozheili,luobiaoxianluchuyifuchishadebiaoqing。
suihou,tashangqianzhuazhuchenguipingdeyifu,“chinainai,shenshenchinainai。”
“啊!”
chenguipingjianjiaoyisheng,meixiangdaoluobiaozheimedadan,yishibucha,lingkoubeichexiayigedadadekouzi。
一时间,风光大露。
cunminmendunshiyizheng,hanzimenliangyanshunjianjiuzhile。
zheichenguipingyijiayizhizaiheluobiaojialidexue,zijiyangdedaoshibucuo,shencaihenhao,henfengyu。
“chinainai,woyaochinainai。”
luobiaobuyiburao,jixuyonglichedongchenguipingdeyifu。
“a,buhaole,luobiaozheixiaozideshazhengfanle。”
“chenguiping,nizhiziyaochinainai,nizuoshenniangdekebunengxiaoqia!”
hanzimenfenfenchezhanglebozi,henbudezuanjinchenguipingdelingkouliqu。
“a,niyaosia,nigesishazi,fangkaiwo,kuaifangkaiwoa!”
chenguipingfanyingguolai,lianmangshoumangjiaoluandezhengliyifu。
luobiaoxinlilengxiao,lianshangqueyizhishifuchishadeshenqing。
“chinainai,shenshenchinainai。”
“滚,你给我滚。”
chenguipingzhongyuzhengtuoluobiaodeshou,yankanzhecunminmendouzhigougoudedingzhetakan。
chenguipingdunshinaoledahonglian,wuzhexiongkoupaoyuanle。
gezheyuanyuande,chenguipingyouhuitouhandao,“sishazi,nijiwodengzhe,dengniershuhuilaishoushini!”
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