第3章
“damei，wozhiqiansuiranmeizhengsiguoyelang，danyinweichangnianzaishanlizhu，haisuandongzenmeganzouyelang，shenzhihaichabuduoyouzhengsiyelangdebenshini！”
“suoyia，wojiuxiangzhe，kankannengbunengganpaozheitoubailang，shenzhizhijiezhengsita！”
“heng，wofanzhengyijinghaisule，zhenyaoshibatajizhengsile，haixiangzhechitaderoukaihunni！”
wangtiezhushuozhei，manliandoushizixin。
bijing，gongdebuxiedehenqingchu，tayouzuolierendetianfu！
tahaoburongyicaizhongshengyici，yaoshimashangsiqiaoqiaodehua，jishisizhiqiangaoleyigehuanghuadaguniang，haishihenpiaoliangdecunhuaneiyizhong，danyesuanshibaizhongshengle！
ernongsibailanghou，bujinhainengjixuhuozhe，nengjixuxiangyongzhaojinmei，hainengqudizhujiade**，hainengchishangchuanyueqianxiangdaobuganxiangdelangrou！
jushuo，langrouzuohaole，bujinmeiyoutuxingwei，henhaochi，haifeichangbu！
youweizhongyaodeshi，hainengnadaogongdedian，congerbiandegengjiaqiangda！
zhaojinmeisuiranbuzhidaozheixiemimi，danjianwangtiezhubuxiangshikaiwanxiao，yushimashangjinzhangxixideshuodao：“dangjiade！
yaowoshuo，nihaishizaixieyihui，dengxiazaizhengzhengwo，biexiangzhezhengsibailangdeshile！
nisuiranliqibuxiao，hairengaomadade，yehuaisile，suoyinengbawoshoushidefufutietiede，hainengbawozhengdeaoaojiao。
keshi，niganggangzheiyangneiyangdezhengwo，yonglezheimeduoliqi，haichulezheimeduohan，xianzaihaoxianghaimeixieguolai，kendinggengmeibawozhengsibailanglea！
nijiubiehusiluanxiangle，laoshidetangzhe，wozheijiujiniqiaoqiaobeinieniejian，kankannidenghuihainengbunengxing......”
zhaojinmeishuozhe，jiulianlianbushedezuoqilai，jiezhejiukaishijitatigongzhoudaofuwu。
zheiyimu，yaoshirangshuxizhaojinmeiderenkandao，kendinghuijingdiaoyidiyanzhuzi！
wangtiezhuweilequebaonenggaosibailang，jianzhaojinmeizheimedongshi，ziranleyuxianxiangshouyihui。
lingwai，tazaicikanzhezhaojinmei，neibaihuahuadeshenzi，xiangzhetagangcaideyouxiubiaoxian，shuangshouzaicibukeqiqilai。
zhaojinmeixueqifanggangde，beiwangtiezhuzheimeyinong，henkuaijiuyoubiandemeiyanruside，qiaolianyehongpupude。
jiuhaoxiang，taxianzaimeimianlinzheshengsiweiji，yemeiyourenzai，ziyiweibisiwuyiyiyang！
taxianzaixiangde，quandoushizaisizhiqianfengkuangxiangshou！
wangtiezhujiantazheiyangmeixinmeifei，chentadunzaimenkoufangbiandegongfu，mashangcongchuwukongjianlinachuqindao。
qindao，qishijiushidahaodeshazhudao。
shoubingchushizhongkongde，taoshangcuxiheshidemubang，jiunengdangduanmao，huozheshidangzhangmaoyong！
zheimeyilai，weiliziranhuizhengzengzhangbushao！
wangtiezhuxiangzhezheixie，zanshihushibaihuahuadezhaojinmei，dingzhezheigenzhangyue1mibandedingmengang，jiukuaibuzouqu。
zhaojinmeigangxiangzaiciquanzuta，dankanzhetashoulilinzhedeqindao，meimoumengranyiliang：“dangjiade，yuanlainiyoudaoa！
haibieshuo，yizhaonigangcaizhengwodejingtou，yaoshinengtongdaowaimianzheitoubailang，zhenyoukenengzhengsitani！
yi，zheidingmengangzhenghao，nengtaozaizheidaoshanga！”
louyishangqietansheng，huanglunhuoshengshengderenle？
zhaojinmeizhengzhishisuizhiweidehaoshihou，shenzhidouxiangzheshunshizuoniangle，dangranbuyuanyizhenderenzai！
buguo，tajianwangtiezhuzhendeyaotaoshangdingmengang，jiezhehaishijinzhangxixideshuodao：“dangjiade，nixianyongtuidingzhufangmen，xiaoxinbailangtiqianchongjinlai！”
huayinweiluo，taweilebaoxianqijian，mashangkuaibuchongxiangfangmen，jiezheyongxiangjiansisididingzhufangmen。
wangtiezhukanzhetaneiziyaliezuideyangzi，zaikankantaneibaihuahuadeshenzi，taohaoqindaohou，jiezhehenrenzhendeshuodao：“dengxia，wohuikaiyidaomenfeng，ranhoukankannengbunengzhengsizheitoubailang。
nijizhule，niqianwanbunenglawohoutui，shengdewofenxinbaohuni，suoyiyaomeduozaimenhou，yaomejiuzhanzaichuangshang！
niyaoshibutingwode，hehe，zanliangdouhuidaodamei！
zhenyaoshineiyang，mingniandejintian，jiuzhendeshizanliangdejirile！
wozheimejinishuohua，nengbunengtingdong？”
zhaojinmeiwenyan，mashangzhongzhongdediandiantou，jiezhezhanshengshuodao：“wo......wodanzixiao，hai......haishishangchuangba！
duile，dangjiadeniyaoshimeijueduibawodehua，buxingjiuxianzaizhengwoyici，ranhou......”
wangtiezhujiantayintouzheimeda，doubeitajiqixiaole：“jishenmeji，dengwozhengsizheitoubailang，ranhouzaizhengsinibuxingma？
meikandao，nixianzaizouludouyoudianbieniu，duanshijianneibunengzaibeiwozhenglema？
heng，nihaishitainianqingle，buzhidaojiezhi！
ganjingunchuangshangqu，zaijijiwaiwaide，xinbuxinwozheijiuchounidazuibazi？”
zhaojinmeijianwangtiezhuzheimexiong，bujinmeiyoufanlianburenren，xiangfanqueheiheixiaodao：“heihei，dangjiadenizheigeyangzi，zhendehaoyemena！
wo......wojiuxihuannizheiyangdelaoyemen！
xingxingxing，wozheijiushangchuangdengni，nizhengsizheitoubailanghou，zai......zaizhengsiwohaole！
daoshihou，nixiangzazhengjiuzazhengbei！
nizhenyaoshiyounengnai，jiuzhijiezhengsiwo，fanzhengwoyuanyibeinizhengsi！”
wangtiezhujiantajuranyouxihuanshounvedeqianzhi，suiranhenjingxi，danzaicikanlekantadeshenzihou，quezaicimeihaoqidedihoudao：“biejijiwaiwai，popomamadele！
jizhule，dengxiawohebailangzhengqilaideshihou，nikeyijiwojiayou，danbunengzazahuhudeganraowo，buranwodenghuikendingzhendedani！”
“xingxingxing！”zhaojinmeidangranpanzhe，wangtiezhunengliwankuanglan，yushixiaojizhuomisidediandiantou，“nishuoshajiushisha，sheijiaonishidalaoyemenni！”
shuozhe，tajiuyibusanhuitoudepashangchuang，ranhoujinzhangxixidekanzhefangmen。
wangtiezhujianzhuang，shenhuyikouqihou，shuangshouwojindingmengang，ranhouyingzhetoupisongkaidingzhefangmendezuojiao。
“嗷呜！”
bailanggangcaijiushizaijiashui，kandaofangmenshankaileyidaofeng，yushihaobuyouyudechongleguolai。
“**你妈！”
wangtiezhuzhuajinzheigeshiji，dahoudetongshi，yongjinquanshendeliqi，mengrantongxiangbailangdexuependazui！
效果很不错！
wangtiezhusuiranbeibengleyishendexue，danhaishibaqindaotongjinbailangdezuili。
erbailangsuiranyishidaodashibumiaole，yexiangzhejinjiwaitou，danhaishiyanzhengzhengdezhongzhao！
xiayike，bailanggangxiangjinjihoutui，queqingxidiganjuedao，qindaojiezhejiucizhongletadeyanhou，haijixuxiangyanhoushenchumengdui！
tagangxiangjisuhoutui，congerbaituozheibaqindao，queheranfaxian，yishijuranzaikuaisuxiaoshi，situiyemeiyouleliqi，shenzhihaizaimanmanshenzhi。
zhaojinmeishunzheyijingchangkaidefangmen，jianbailangzaizhiyouchuqiermeiyoujinqile，gangcaihaihenlideyanshen，yejianjianshiquleshencai，jiezhehuanhuqueyueqilai：“dangjiade，nihaolihaiya！
hahaha，wobuyongsile......”
zhaojinmeibengbengtiaotiaoleyizhenzi，jiezhefenglesidecongchuangshangtiaoxia，ranhoukuaibuchongxiangwangtiezhu。
“dangjiade，bailanghaoxianghaimeisijueni！”
“suoyi，ni......nizaitongtayihui，henhenditongta！”
“tong......tongsizheigebiyangde......”
“duile，zheiyihou，nijiushizanshengchandaduidetuhuangdi，nirang**shawojiugansha，sheiyaoshiduinizhengshi，nijiujiwozhiyisheng，wojiezhejiuzhengsishei！”
“bu......buguo，nidangzhebierendemianshi，zuihaonengjiwoyidianmianzi，bierangwoxiabulaitai。”
“heihei，yaoshimeirenshi，nizayangzhengwodouxing，dawowoyeyuanyiaizhe！”
“dui......duile，woyuanbenjiuxiangzhezhaogenanrenshenghaizi，nizheimeyouliqi，haizheimehuai，wobixuxuannia，yihounijiushihaitadie，wojiushihaitaniang！”
“nifangxin，zheiyihoua，wodeshenzizhinengniyigenanrenzheng，biedenanrenbieshuozhengwole，duokanwoyiyan，wodouhuimadetazhengbukaiyan......”
zhaojinmeibijingshigedaduizhang，querenweijiyijingjibenshangjiechuzhihou，haibuwangbangzhewangtiezhutongzheitoubailang，yinweitaixingfen，haizahugebuting。
wangtiezhujiantakaixindexianggehaiziside，haizheimehuishuohua，gangxiangbiaoyangtayiju，danquehenguanxin，zheicinenggaodaoduoshaogongdedian，yijinengbunengnadaobiedehaochu。