“想耍赖？”
“laoweijiadouchengdanzerenle，lundaonijiale，nimenjiutuisanzuside，pingshenmea！”
“dasizheiyiwohairenjing！”
zhangshuqinzheihuachedidianranlehuoyaotong，weishanhudezurendunshiaoaodajiaoqilai，henbudebalinzhengjunyijiajihuobole。
“dajiahuoxiaoxiaoqi，erbaijinxiaomai，wojiayidinghuihai，danyaojiwomenbangeyuedeshijian！”
linzhengjunshangqianyibu，paizhexiongfudashengdao：“wokeyiligejunlingzhuang，xiexiabaozhengshu，yaoshibangeyuezhihou，womenhaibushang，wobaxiaomingpeijinimen！”
xianqianhuichutoudeneirenbiyilengxiao：“niyige‘sangongfen’qunaligaolaierbaijinmaizhonga！？nishuolebusuan，rangnidieshuohua！”
zhongrendunshihongtangdaxiaoqilai。
zaizhongrenkanlai，zheixiaozijiushigeerganzihousheng，buzhidaotiangaodihou，erbaijinmaizhongnibianxifabianchulaia！
“womenyaonideminggansha，womenjiuyaomaizhong！”yourenhoudao。
“dui，likepeichangmaizhong，buranjiudasini！”likeyourenfuhe。
linzhengjunpingjingdao：“yaomaizhongyededengwomenmanmanjiea，nimenxiangtongkuai，neijiudongshouba，wozhinengyaomaimeiyou，yaomingyouyitiaole！”
zhangshuqinyibajianglinzhengjunlalehuilai，jiaojidao：“zhengjun，nibieshuohua，zanmenzanengchizheigeankui？！”
linzhengjundanranxiaodao：“niang，nibiedanxin，nizenmezhidaojiuyidingshichikuini，meizhunhainengzhuanqianni！”
“nifengleba，haizhuanqianni，neimaiyawokanle，douyouyicunzhangle，weizhuzhudoubuchi，nikebiefanshale。”zhangshuqinhenhendiwanleyiyanerzi。
“sanhuai，nijigetongkuaihuaba！”
“nierzifanshile，nizheigedangdiedezuozhu，zheishierdaodizenmeban，zongyaoyougeshuofa！”
suoyourendemuguanghuijudaolinsanhuaishenshang。
linsanhuaibayanpigushuaizaidishang，yaoleyaoyadao：“xing，zheizeren，wodanle！”
“haitaba，nihutua！”zhangshuqinjidezhiduojiao，yanleichadianmeixialai。
“nibieshuole，zanjiashiqiong，danqiongdeyouguqi！”
linsanhuaiqueyingqididao：“wangzushangshusandai，zanjiayemeizuoguojiaorenjiachuojilianggudekuixinshi！zanjiushijie，jiushizaguomaitie，yedebamaizhonghaishang！”
“xing！bangeyuejiubangeyueba！”
“daoshihouhaibushang，batamenjiachaile！”
“tajiajijiangandaleimaocaofang，liankuaizhuantoudoumeiyou，chaileyoushenmeyong！”
“这倒霉催的……”
dajiayemeiranglinzhengjunxiebaozhengshu，yourenfazhehenhua，yourenjiaotoujieer，huaizhefuzadexinqingjianjiansanqu。
大队部恢复了平静。
linbingdejilinsanhuaifaleyigendashengchanxiangyan，manlianqianranditanxi：“ai，sanhuailaodi，nikanzheishiernaode，taiduibuzhule……”
linsanhuaizhandouzheshoudianranlexiangyan，kuxiaodao：“zhishu，zheishierbulaini，yeguaizhengjunshuhudayile，ganggangdekuinilanzhe，buranwomenfeiderangweijiarendayidunbuke！”
zhangshuqinyanleiliulexialai，manlianwuzhudidao：“sanhuaia，erbaijinmaizia，zanmenqunalijiea……”
linsanhuaiaishengtanqi，mentouchouyan，yichoumozhan。
“yaobuwochumianqugongshequqitadaduijiemaizhong。”
linbingdexianglexiang，tanxidao：“jiushizheizhanghaidenilaihaia。”
“xiexienile，zhishu。”linsanhuaidiandiantou。
zhangshuqinzhanshengdao：“zhishu，wojiaxianzaidouqianlebushaowaizhai，naniannayuecainenghaishanga，zheibeizibiexiangfanshenle……”
linzhengjunquexiaohehedidao：“zhishu，maizhongwomendayingpeichang，neishengyademaizigaiguiwomenjiaba？”
“niyaoneiganshenme？！”
linbingdechayidikanleyiyanlinzhengjun：“dasuanweizhuma？xing，doujini，nixianzaizhaogejiazichelahuijiaba！”
weishanbaogaoshengdao：“neiwomenyedelahuijia！”
“xing，nijiayeyiyang，yijiayiban，wosheiyeburangnimenchikui！”linbingdeshuodao。
jiangfayademaizhongpingfenchengliangfen，linzhengjunzhengyaoyongbanchelazou。
weishanhudelaopoqueyanzhuziguliuliuyizhenzhuandongzouleguoqu，dao：“zhengjun，womenjiazheifayademaizimainizenmeyang？”
weishanhudexifudaoyoujifenzise，youaipaotoulumian，nengshuohuidao，muqianhaidanrendaduidefunvzhuren。
linzhengjunjidetajiaohefengying，waihao“damingbai”。
zaixiangxia，mingzikenengxiaqi，waihaoquebuhuijiaocuo。
zheinvrenyixiangjingdaxisuan，conglaibuchikui，weishanhudoukaotazaihoumianchuzhuyi，caizhanjinlehaochuhebianyi。
zheinvrenxiangsuanjiziji！linzhengjunxinzhonglengxiao，chouleyiyantajiademaizi，wen：“nixiangmaiduoshaoqian？”
hefengyingxiaomimididao：“womenjiazheixiemaiziniyekandaole，biaomiandeshitoule，maiyazhangdetingzhang，dequemeifazichile！”
“danshini，dixiadequeshiganggangmaoyazi，shaiganleyenengmomianchi，womenjiazheiduigumozheyouyibaiershijinlaijinnengmomiandemaizini！”
“xianzaizanmengongsheliangzhanmaizifanxiaoliangjiageshiyimaoliu，neiyigongjiushi19kuaiqian，nikanzayang！”
“doushengyale，nihaimai19kuai？nixiangpichi！shiliukuai！danqitasuoyoudemaiyayequanbuguiwo！”linzhengjundao。
tayaodeshimaiya，maizifayachengshenmezhuangkuanggenbenmeiyingxiang。
maiweijiade，bidaoliangzhanmaifanxiaoliangbianyiyibanni！
“keyi！fanzhengyebunengchile，songnile！”hefengyingxiaodao。
weishanhuxiongdiliangduishileyiyan，yandidoushinongnongdechaofeng，chadianmeixiaochusheng。
fayademaiziyaoqugansha？
weizhudedongxi，youbuzhiqian！
zhiyuneimaoyade120jinmaizi，shilulude，haiyaoliangshai，mochudemianfen，genbenbuhaochi，haiburumaileganjing。
yitingzheihua，linsanhuaihezhangshuqindunshidaji：“zhengjun，nifengle？zanmenmaixiaomaichimianfenbuhuasuana，maibaoguchidachazicaihuasuana！”
“doushengyale，haimaihuijiaganshaa？weizhukeyidazhucaoa，feidiangongfuyejiushile，zenmenenghuaqianni！chunhuo！”
zheinianyue，jiajiahuhudouyangzhu，danquebunengsixiamaimai，bixutongyimaijigongshedeshengzhuzhan。
qingshangongshemeiniangenjushangjiyaoqiu，jimeigedaduifenpeishengzhujiaoshourenwu，daoniandipingjunyihuanbiaozhunjiaoshouyikouyibaijindefeizhu。
weifeiyikouzhudeduoshaolianga！zheiniantou，rendoumeiliangchi，zennengyouzhuchideliangshini？zhinengdazhucaoweiyang。
zhuwangwangyangdeshougulinxun，daoniandijiaozhudeshihou，ruguobuzujinzuliang，jiuyaobasheyuankouliangkouchuyibufen。
linzhengjuncikeyebuhaojieshi，renzhendidao：“dieniang，nimenxiangxinwo，zanmaixialai，jueduibuchikui！”
“zheimaimaibucheng，wobudaying！”
linsanhuaiqidebuqing：“zaishuole，jialiyedequemeiqian，yifendoumeiyou！”
linzhengjundequelanledian，danquehencongming，taweishenme……tangxiaofumeimouliuzhuan，luchushensizhise。
danyishijianyemeixiangmingbailinzhengjunweishenmeyaomaishengyademaizi。
linzhengjunnaonaotou，tayemeiqian。
场面一度十分尴尬。
linzhengjunzoujindaduibubangongshi，zhaolaizhibi，feikuaixiehaolejietiao，dao：“daqiantiaozongxingba，yuedihaibushang，bawojianeitouzhupeijini！”
“xingxingxing，kebuxufanhui，quanguinile，nilahuijiaba！”
hefengyingyibaduoguojietiao，ranhouyijiarenjiaodimoyoukailiu。
tamenpaodebituzihaikuai，denglinsanhuaihezhangshuqinfanyingguolai，renjiayijingpaoyuanle。
“nijiushinaoziquegenjin，laozihenbudechousini！”linsanhuaihuomaosanzhang，tuolepoxie，chonglinzhengjunzaleguoqu。
linzhengjunpiantoushanguo，huangmangbaishougaorao：“die，nixianbiejidong，huijiawozaixiangnijieshi！”
zhangshuqinyibalazhulelinsanhuai，chendao：“haolehaole，renjiajietiaodounazoule，nizaizhejishanghuoyoushayong！”
tangxiaofuqueduilinzhengjunyouzhemomingdexinren，roushengquandao：“dashushenzi，zhengjunzheimegan，yidingyoutadeliyoude，nimenxianbiezhejishanghuo……”
zaiweilaierxifugenqian，duoshaodejierziliudianmianzi。
linsanhuaiqideyangtianshengtan，chadianmeikuchulai：“laolinjiachulenizheimegebaijiazi，zhenshijiamenbuxinga！”