第6章 你这么打会把我打傻的

qianshizhuduojiyifuxianxintou,suiranyikaishiheminghuaxujiubujianhou,genmingqianzhijianziranyeshibujian,kezaibingzhongzhishi,mingqianquejifantanwang。

xianglaizaineigeshihouzhenzhengguanxinzijideren,yejiuzhiyoumingqianle。

henkuaizhangchuanyaoleyaotou,paileyixiaminghuadehounaoshao,“shaozaizheihushuobadao,nimeimeijiushiwomeimei,womeishenmexiangfa。”

minghuahaobuleyideshuodao:“womeimeinadianbuhaole,zenmehaipeibushangnile?”

“zijiaxiongdibushuoliangjiahua,nijiuzheimezhejibanimeimeituichuqu?”

“fangpi,yaobushini,bierensheigandongwomeimeiyigenshouzhitou,wodouduoleta。”

“xingle,zaitizheishier,wokegennishengqi,guozhaiyidanfaxialai,nikeyaodiyishijiantongzhiwo。”

minghuapaizhexiongfubaozhengdao:“fangxin,wokedoubagongzuoyashangqule,zheishiwobinihaizheji,yaozuobucheng,wojialaoyezifeidaduanwodetuibuke。”

zhangchuanliezuiyixiao,“niyaozheimeshuo,wokejiuyoudianqidainibeidaduantuideyangzile,yaobuyaokengniyishoua?”

“hei,nigemeiliangxinde,xiaoye,wokeyizhidoulianzheni,neiwojintianbudaniyidun。”

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“wozhidaonijialiyekunnan,dounahuilainikendingbuhuinazoude,zheidianninahuiqu,rangshushuayichiba。”

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linzheerjinzhurou,zhangchuanganghuijiajiufaxianlaomazhengzaibuduanyongyanshenshiyizheshenme?

zhangchuankanlekanshenhouyouxieqiguaideshuodao:“ma,niyanjingbushufuma?”

wangcuixianghentiebuchenggangdeshuodao:“nididilaoshilaile,zhengzaiwulixunhuani,zaiwaibiandenghuierba。”

tingdaodidizheilianggezi,zaicigouqizhangchuanbushaodehuiyi,qianshideshihouzijidezheigedidiyeshicongbutinghua,buhaohaoxuexi。

likailexuexiaohoubianzhijiepaoquhunshehuile,meijinianjiuyinweicuoshisharenbeiguanleqilai,dengzaichulaideshihouyijiusixingbugai。

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tingshengyin,zheilaoshiyinggaiyeshiyiweinianqingdenvhai,bijingzheigeniandaiquanguopujijiaoyuzhihou,zhenzhengdegaozhishifenziyouzenhuipaodaozheimegexiaodifanglaijiaoxue。

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wuheidetoufa,suiyidepisanzaishenhoulianshang,bingweizuorenhejingzhidezhuangrong,kequegengtouluchuyiziranzhimei,shenshangdeqizhigengxiangshiyiduolanhuayiban。

zhangchuanzenmeyemeixiangdaozijiadididebanzhurenjuranjiushimingqian。

wuzineizhangzifenglaolaoshishidezhanzaiyipangshouxun,zhibuguoneilianshangsihaokanbudaorenhehuigaizhiyi。

mingqianyebingmeiyouyinweizhangzifengdetaiduergandaobuman,“zifeng,youxieshizhangdalecaihuimingbai,keshizaizhangdazhiqianwomenyinggaihaohaoxuexiquchongshiziji,cainenggougenghaozouchuzijidelu。”

“shishishi,laoshishuodedoudui,woyijingtingjinqule,laoshitianseyijingyaowanle,yaobuninjintianhaishixianhuiquba。”

zhangchuanyigebaolihenhendedazailezhangzifengdetouding,“chouxiaozi,jiuzheimegennilaoshishuohuadema,wokannishiqiandale。”

zheicaizhuyidaozhangchuanjinwudemingqian,yandiqueshanguodeyisihuangluan,“zhangdagenihuilaile。”

“zhenshibuhaoyisi,meixiangdaowomenjiazheihunxiaozidelaoshijuranshimingqianmeimei,zheipingshimeishaorangnitoutengba。”

mingqianyaoleyaotou,“zifengzhishihenyouzijidexiangfa,bingbushishenmehuaihaizi,manmanyindaozonghuihaode。”

zhangzifengbaozhetouduozaimingqianshenhou,“dage,nibunengyiyanbuhejiudongshou,nizheimedahuibawodashade。”

zhangchuanhengleyisheng,“niguaiguaitinghua,wocailandedani,buyuanyitingjiuchuqubangmaganganhuo。”

yitingzheihua,zhangzifenglimajiupaolechuqu,haoxiangxuexiheganhuo,tagengxihuanganhuoyiyang。

duicizhangchuanyehenwunai,xianggaibianyigeren,bushiyitianliangtianjiukeyide,youxieshiqingjiudemanmanpaozhi。

mingqianqingshengwendao:“zhangdage,nishiyaogenqianmeilijiehunlema?”

zhangchuannaolenaotou,zheinongcunjiuzheidianbuhao,danfanyouxieshiqinghenkuaijiunengchuandaoshilibaxiangqu。

“hai,nibietingtamenhushuo,wozenmehuigenqianmeilineiyangdenvrenzaiyiqi,zheijuebukeneng,doushiyaoyanbale。”

mingqianzhuazheyijiaodeshouweiweifangsong,“yuanlaishizheiyanga,haiyiweizhangdagezhendeyaojiehunleni。”

“fangxin,yaozhenyouneitianwokendingqingniguolai,buguowodidideshiqinghaishiyaorangniduofeixinle。”

mingqianxiaozheshuodao:“meiguanxi,yaobuzheiyangba,womeigexingqidouguolaijitabuke,duoxuexue,shuobudingtanengyousuogaibian。”

zhangchuanziranshiwanquantongyi,zheibukekeshikeyubukeqiude,bijingxianzaidelaoshihaimeiyoujigeyuanyiewaikaikezhuanqiande。

“zheiduobuhaoyisi,shizaitaimafannile。”

“meiguanxi,benlaiwoyemeishenmeshiqing,nengrangtamenhaohaoxuexi,jiushiwozuidadeyuanwangle。”

“zheishihouyebuzaole,yaobujintianjiuliuxialaiyiqichifanba,wogangmaidezhurouzhenghaozuoxiehongshaorou,dajiayiqichichi。”

“bule,huiqudewanle,babashiyaodanxinde,zaijian,zhangdage。”

zhangchuanyebingweiqiangqiu,jiangmingqiansonglechuquzhihoutacaiouranfaxian,buzhiheshimingqiandeerduohaoxiangyouxiehong。

zhangjiaerlaosuiranbuzhidaoweihejinrierzifeiyaomaizheimeduodezhurou,keyitingzhangchuanxiangchi,laoliangkouyemeizaishuoxieshenme。

zaizheigeniandaizhengzhengliangjinzhurouhuanchengyibanrenjianeidouyaochishangyigeyuede,zhangchuanquehaohengdejiangzheixiezhurouquandouzuochenglehongshaorou。

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