第3章 要做无赖就要横到底

nverbucuo,bingmeiyoudanqie。

qinyifanliangshiweiren,jianguanlerenqingshigu、renjianlengnuan,bingmeiyouduozaiyi。

kejiexialaiyimu,rangtaqilenuhuo。

“gouzi,tacainidebaixie,jiwodata。”

bimiaomiaogaobangetoudegouzi,shisipangzihepangponiangdeerzi,liusuilehaimeiyouquduyoueryuan,tiantianzaijialigenzhepangponiangzaixiangzilidaochumajie。

gouzishenshouyitui,beimiaomiaoyibabaozhu,lianggexiaohaihenkuaijiuniudadaoyiqi。

“miaomiao,dabuguokeyiyao,yaodaotayihoupaniweizhi。”

xiaohaizidajia,qinyifanbuhuichushoubangmang,duifupopi,qinyifanyoudeshishouduan。

“nigejianhuo,ganyaowoerzi,laoniangdasini。”

pangponiangshenshoujiuyaodamiaomiao,beiyipangkanrenaodeqinyifanyibazhangdalegeqifenbasu,bufendongnanxibei。

“nigefeiwu,gandawo?woheni……”

“hewozenme?jiunizheipangzhudeyangzi,xianghewogunchuangdan,laozihaibuxiangyaoni。”

qinyifan“pa”yishengyoushiyibazhang,pangponiangzhuanyiquandiezuozaidishang。

“sipangzi,sipangzi,jilaoniangchulai。”

“ai,ai,laopo,wolaile。qinyifan,niqianwoqianbushuo,ganmadawolaopo?”

qinyifankanzhesipangzinazhegeganmianzhangzaineilizhuangqiangzuoshideyangzi,jiuzhidaozheiyoushiyige“yingbuqilai”denanren。

“miaomiao,niganggangweishenmeyaocaizangtadebaixiea?”

“shitayizhicongxiaoshizizawo。jintianza,yiqianyeza,youshihouhaiduzailushangqifuwo。”

“sipangzi,nitingdaole?shuoshuoba,nierziqifuwonver,zheigeshiqingzenmele?”

qinyifanjintianyixinyaojiangzheigewulaizuodaodi,gancuijiuhengyidian。

“zenmele?ninveryaowoerzi,nidawoerguang,nishuozenmele?”pangponiangzuodishangbuqilai,kuzhehanzhenaozhe。

“jilaozibizui,laoziqingjiangdougantiao,nishibushiyaorangwobaozheniyiqitiao?”

qinyifanyixiong,pangponiangdanzhongfahan,zuotianqinyifantiaoqingjiangxunsideshiqing,zhengtiaoxiangzizaojiuchuankaile。

xiangzilixianzaisheidouzhidaoqinyifanpochanjiapolaopolihun,xunsibuxianghuole。

pangponiangzhenyouxiepaqinyifanyijiyan,dawanshangchuangwulilairangzijipeizhetayiqisi。

“nigexiaojianzhong,sheirangniqifurenjiamiaomiaode?kanwojintianzenmedasini!”sipangzimeiyoubanfa,zhinengrangzijierzizaiqianmiandingzhe。

sipangzizhuanzhequanzhuizhegouzida,qinyifanyishenshou,jiangsipangzibozijiazaibeiwanli。

“biegenlaozidacha,woxianzaizheigeshiqingzenmele?”

“yifan,yifange,nishuozenmelejiuzenmele,xianfanglewolaogong,qiuqiuni。”

pangponianggulupaqilai,zhuazhuqinyifanshoubeiqiurao,sipangziliansezhangdetonghong,zuili“ngngaa”yingzhe。

“hao。”qinyifanfangkaisipangzi:“yiqianniduoshouwodeqian,jiubuhenijijiaole。jintiandeshiqing,nizhunbeishijianpijiu,wanshangwolaina。”

“hao,hao,shijianpijiu,dengxiajiujinizhunbeihao。”

qinyifandaizhemiaomiaolikai。

“baba,nijintianzhenku。yiqianmiaomiaobeibierenqifu,niconglaidoubuguande。”miaomiaoqianzheqinyifanshouzhang,yilukaixindebengzhe。

“miaomiao,babajintianshiqingzuodeyouxieguohuo,nikebunengxue。”

“babafangxin,miaomiaobuhuixuehuaide。”

qinyifanyizhijiangmiaomiaosongdaoyoueryuanmenkou,rangmiaomiaofangxuehouzijihuijia。

qinyifanjiexialaiyitiandouhuihenmang。

“yifanbaihuochaoshi”yijingbeigaicheng“renminbaihuo”。

zhenshigebaichi,haohaoyigebaihuochaoshi,yingyaogaichengshenme“renminbaihuo”。

dianlibushaodianyuandourendeqinyifan,zheigeyifanbaihuochaoshicengjingdelaoban。

qinyifangouwu,daoshimeiyoushoudaotebiedeqishi,zhishidoubumingbaizheigezuotiantiaojiangxunsidejiahuo,jintianmaizheimeduoluanqibazaodedongxiganma?

buxiugangdeshuicao,yimiduozhang,liangtouyidu,zhenghao。

gangsiwang,lianghaochicunjieduan,yongshabudamohao,ganghaonengkazaibuxiugangshuicaodekouzishang。

jiezhezaoshang“qifu”sipangzideyuwei,qinyifankangzheyigedamadai,zaixiangzikouaijiaaihunongleyidadaimutan。

“sipangzi,pijiuni?”qinyifanbeizheshuangshouzoujinsipangzidedianli。

“zhunbeihaole,zaojiuzhunbeihaole,yifangejiaodaideshiqing,wozenmeganbuzhunbeini?douzaihouyuandesanluncheshang,yifangejintianshiyaozaijialiqingkema?wobangnibapijiubanguoqu。”

“buyong,jiufangcheshang,dengxiasanlunchejiewoyongyixia,yanqianhaijini。”

“哦……这个……”

“怎么?不行吗?”

“xing,zenmebuxing,yiliangsanluncheeryi,yifangejinguanyong。”pangponiangcongneiyuanpaolechulai。

“zheijiuduile,menkouzheixiedongxi,douzhuangsanluncheshangqu,wodengxialaiquche。”

dianmenkou,yidaizimutan,yigebudaoyimigaodejiazi,haiyouyigexiqiguguaideshuicao。

“laopo,yaobuwomenbaojingba。”qinyifanyizou,sipangzihepangponiangshuodao。

“baoshenmejing?tazhishuojie,youmeiqiang,jingchalaile,nengnatazade?zuiduojuliujitian。jitianhoutachulaile,womenzenmeban?”

sipangzizhidelaolaoshishibamenkoudedongxiwangsanluncheshangban。

zheidoushenmeluanqibazaodedongxi?qinyifanzheijiahuobuhuishinaoziyouwentileba?

sipangziyibianban,yibianma。

miaomiaofangxuedeshihou,qinyifankangzheyidaiziyangrou、jixin、jichi、jiucaiheqiezi、zhurouhuilaile。

“baba,maizheimeduodongxi?zhunbeiqingkea?”

“heihei,babayoudamaimai。miaomiao,lai,bangmang。”

qinyifankangzhedaizijinlewuzi,hemiaomiaolianggerenguanqimenlai,yizhidaotianheicaikaimen。

“miaomiao,shuoqilaideganxienimama,yaobushitajiniliangbaikuai,wozheidamaimaimeiyoubanfakaizhang。”

“wobuxihuanmama,talikaibaba,haizhaolegehuairen,zongshidawo。”

“miaomiaofangxin,babayihoubuhuizairangrenherendani。”

shijianpijiu,shaokaojiazi,haiyouliangdatongjiagonghaodeshiwu,zhengzhengyisanlunche。

miaomiaozuozaichedouli,huailibaozheyigedagonglvshoufangji。

beishangdeshubaoli,fangzheshiduohecidai,quanshi《shanghaitan》dengjingbaogequ。

luyinji,dangranyeshicongsipangzineilishunshoulinlaide。

zheige,keshipangponiangdailaidejiazhuang,bufangxindepangponiang,yizhiqianzhegouzizaisanlunchehoumiangenzhe。