“啪！”
yizhifeishoufeiqi，mengxiangmeitongjiaoyishengwuzhuqiaolian，rouruodeshenzipudaozaidi，kezuilihaizaiaiqiu。
“yaoge，qiuninxingxinghao，fangguowomenniangerliangba！”
“womenshizhenmeiqianle，zuotiandaoxianzaihaimeichifanni，ninkanwonverliandoueqingle。”
“ninyaoshikengaotaiguishou，womengxiangmeiyibeizijidenindeenqing，ninjiushiwomenniangerliangdedaguiren！”
shuozheshenshouyimolianshangdeleizhuzi，yibacheguopangbianxiaoguniang，“putong”yisheng，liangrenyiqiguizaidishang。
zheishengxiangchaoxingleliwudeguanyang。
guanyangtoutongyulie，chengzhegebocongchuangshangzuoqi。
“吱呀！”
shenmubanchuangfachushengxiang，guanyangyileng，suijiniutoukanxiangsizhou，yanlizhishengxiajinge。
wulizhiyouyizhangchuang，yigezhuozihejigexiaobandeng，duimiantieqianglizhegejiushiyiju，limianyigexiaogejianer。
qiangshangguazheyigefahuangderili，xianshiriqiwei1980nian10yue29ri，zenmekanzenmehansuan。
touguolanleyijiaodechuanghukanguoqu，dilihaiyoujigenxixiluoluodeyumiganer，wanquanjiushishangshijibashiniandaidenongcunchangjing。
这是……穿越了？
“xiaohuaer，kuaijiyaoshuketou！”
wuwaidechaonaoshengzaicixiyinleguanyangdezhuyi。
“nilaogongzuotiangenwodushule，banimaijiwole，jintiannibixugenlaozizou！”
“**！biliangweichang？”guanyangbuganxiangxin，gangchuanyuelaijiupengjianlezheichangjing，lianmangxiachuangxiangwaizouqu，tuikaimenzhijianyigebiaofeitizhuangdedahanjiangyigenvrenenzailemopanshang！
“fanzhengzaowandoushiyaodang**de，jintianrangdayexianchangchangxian！”
“nifangkaiwo！nifangkaiwoa！wodenverhaizaikanzheni！”mengxiangmeijuewangdekuhan！xiaohuahedewawadaku！
guanyangqidexuezhiwangnaomenershangyong，chaoqimenhoubianerfangdeyibadatieqiaojiuchongchuqule。
“nitamazhaosini？！”
“啪！”
yishengmenxiang，aipangnanshenziwaidaozaidi，dunshitoushangxianxuehengliu。
quansuozaitashenxiaderouruonvziganjintaitou，kanjianmianqianzheiren，xingyanjiudengzhile！
这是……关扬吗？
她不敢相信！
“妈妈……”
xiaohuaerhedeleiyanposuo，mengxiangmeishangqujiubanverjinjinbaozhule：“bupa……youmamazai……”
xiaohuaersuihoukanxiangleguanyang，jingranjiaoleyisheng：“baba！”
嗯？
叫我吗？
guanyanghailengzhe，naozilihuran“weng”deyisheng，xiangshibeiyigudianliujizhong。
jiezhehenduoxinxijiuxiangchaoshuibanyonglejinlai，fangdianyingersidezainaohailichengxian。
tashixiaohuaerdebaba，mengxiangmeidelaogong？jiushitaweiledubalaopoyashang？
budui，yinggaishuozheishiyuanshendeshenfen。
shangyishideguanyang，zuoweiguoneizhimingshangshigongsidezongcai，suishuoshenjiajishiyi，dangongzuofanmang，nianjinsanshihaimeichengjia，xiangyaogenveryemeinengshixian。
xianzaimengrantingdaozheigechenghu，juedeyoudianbieniu，tameidaying。
zheishiaipangnancongdishangpaqilai，taitoukanleyiyanmianqiandenanren，yebujinyileng。
mianqiandeguanyang，maosigenyiqianbutaiyiyangle。
buguotasuijifanyingguolai，yanshenyihen：“guanyang，nitamajinggandalaozi，xinbuxinlaozibanilaopoxianjianhousha？baninvermaijiyaozi？”
“tamajiuyihunhun，chihepiaoduninayangbugan？haigenlaoziheng？buxianghuoleba？”
“jintianzheishiernibixujiwogejiaodai！burannijiudengzhekanlaozizenmedangzhenidemianwanernilaopo！”
mengxiangmeitingdesesefadou，yanhanreleiwangxiangguanyang。
guanyangyixiangnuoruo，pingrilikanjianleyaogetuidouduosuo，jintiannengweiletachuyicitou，tayijinghenyiwaile，jiexialaimianduiyaoge，tahuizenmezuo？
“jintiansheibuxianghuohaizhenshuobudingni！”
kesheizhi，guanyanglinzhetieqiaozhanzailetamenniangliangdeshenqian！zhandebizhi！
yaogeyitingliansejiubianle！
mengxiangmeiyeyixiazidaizhule。
jintiandeguanyang，jueduigenyiqianrenheshihoudoubuyiyang！
zheiyishideguanyang，queshishigeyiguanqinshou，biyaogezuilimadehaibushidongxi！
buguangkenlaobisiqinshengfumu，lianlaoponverdoubufangguo，yuanbendasuanhaibushangqianjiubalaopomaile，quebuliaozuowanjiuhedetaiduo，yishuijiumeiqilai。
zhiyuyanqianzheigeaipangnanyaopengju，gengshiwuebuzuo，fanggaolidaizarenfangzi，nongderenjiaqilizisanbushuo，haizhengtianjiujieyiqunfujinxiaohunhun，daochudiaoxiliangjiafunv，gaodeshilicunjifeigoutiao。
cunlirenyeshigannubuganyan，andilisongtagewaihao“buju”，lushangjianledouduodeyuanyuanerde。
yaopengjunuhuozhongshao，mamalieliehuizhequantoujiushanglaile：“tamajintianzhenshiqileguaile，shenmewanyierjiugangenwojiaobaner？”
“jintianbubanishidachulai，laozitamajiubuxingyao！”
guanyangyankanyituanfeirouchongshangqian，shenziminjiediyishan，yigezhuanshen，renjiuyijingdaoleyaopengjubeihou。
yaopengjuyixiapulegekong，“putong”yishengpadaozaidi，shuailegejiejieshishi。
xiaohuayanjingyixiazijiuliangle，wangleshenshangdeteng，paizhexiaoshoujiuhan：“wa！babahaolihai，data！taqifuwohemama！”
yaopengjuyijiweidecheng，xinligengshifenhen，paqilaijiuyaojixudongshou。
“laozijintianhaitamabuxinle！yaofushujiushinisunzi！”
“neinijiudengzhejiaoyeyeba！”
yaopengjuzheiyiquanyongshanglesuoyouliqi，guanyangnengganjuedaoyiguquanfengconglianbiansaoguo。
“小心！”
mengxiangmeirenbuzhuqinghuyisheng，shengpaguanyangchikuile。
jishizheigezhananruciduitaheguinv，tayemeinengwanquanfangxiaxinzhongduitadeganqing。
guanyangshenziyiniu，youshouzhuazhutashouwan，zuoshoujiazhugezhiwo，raodaotashenhou，jiubataliangtiaogeboyiyigebukesiyidejiaodufanniuguoqu。
“aiyou！teng……nitamakuaisongkai！”