“womenjiaqiongdedoujiebukaiguole，nalaidewubaikuai，nimenzenmebuquqiang！”
“zaishuo，xufeixianzaihaitangzheni，sheizhidaonimenshuodeshizhenshijia！”
“gunchuqu，doujiwogunchuqu......”
nvrenfennudezhengchao，chongchizaierbian。
xufeizhijuedetoutongyulie，jihuyaozhakai，lianhuxidouyaotingzhi。
“啊！”
yishengmenheng，tazhongyumaozujingzhengkaileyan。
xiangshinishuibinlinsiwangderenshanglean，juejingfengsheng，dakoudakoudechuanzheqi，hunshendoubeilenghanjintou。
made，hegejiuyenengchadiannonggepile！
xufeianmayisheng，qishenjiuzhunbeiquxishoujianxibalian。
dangtataiqitou，kandaoyanqiandechangjing，zhenggerendoushiyizhen。
baizaimianqiande，shiyitaibacunheibaidianshi，youyuxinhaobuwen，shibushideshanzhexuehua，limianzhengduanduanxuxu，bofangzhefeixiangzuijingdiandeneishou，dongtianlideyibahuo！
zhangtiaoxingdemuzhuoshang，baifangzheyigelaoshidianchishoudiantong，haiyoujigetangciwanpen，yinzhedahonghua，haidaiyixinghongkaizi。
怎么回事？
这是哪儿？
xufeiyiduyiweizijichuxianlehuanjue，kenaozilidexinxi，yijiqiangshangneibenciyanderili，fenminggaosuta，tazhongshengle！
zhongshengdao1985nian，5yue3hao！
不是吧！
要不要这么玩？
tabenlaishi21shijideren，suirantanbushanghundeyouduohao，danyeshizichanjishiyi，rangwushurenxianmudehuangjindanshenhan！zuowanshitasanshisuishengri，yigaoxing，jiuduohelejibei，mimihuhujiushuiguoqule。
meichengxiang，yijuexinglai，laotianyegentakailegetiandadewanxiao！
zhongshengdaolebashiniandai，yigehetatongmingtongxingdejiahuoshenshang！
不行！
laozigenbenbushuyuzheigeshijie！
laozihaimeizhizuijinmixiaosagouni！
jiranshiheyunlezhongshengde，neijiuzaiheyicifanhuiqu！
xiangdaozheili，xufeifanshenqilai，zhunbeizhaodianbaijiuerguotoumenxiaqu。
外面争吵依旧！
xufeikemeixinsiguantamen，fangjianlezhaoleyiquan，meiyou！
应该在厨房！
kanzheketinglideneiqunren，tashenxiyikouqi，nulizhuangzuozijishigetoumingren，taijiaozoulechuqu。
唰！
dunshi，zhengchaojiaranerzhi！
yigenvrenhesiwugenanren，muguangqishuashuadejujiaoguolai。
“xufei，nixingle？！”nvrendelianshangshanguoyimoxisehedanyou。
“yo，xiaozi，yiweinihesileni！haizhidaoqilai！”lingwaiyigeguangtounanzichixiaoqilai，“zenmezhe，shibushigaibaniqiandeqianhaile？”
“neige......nimendeshigenwomeiguanxi，nimenjixu，jixu......”xufeiyingzhetoupi，rengxiayijuhua，jiujinlechufang。
guangtounanzixianshiyileng，jiezheliezuidaxiao：“hahahaha，xufeitaxifuer，kanyangzi，xufeishipoguanziposhuai，budasuanhaizheibiqianle！jiranzheiyang，neijiuzhihaonanidizhaile！”
“zuonanrenzuodaozheifenshang，zhenshidiurenxianyan！”
“yebuzhidao，tazouleshenmegoushiyun，nengtaodaozheimepiaoliangdexifuer！”
guangtoushenbiandejigexiaodi，yilianbiyi，tongshihaisemimidezainvrenshenshangsaolaisaoqu。
“xufei，ni......”dumanqijile，gangxiangshangqian，guangtoujiuyibalanzhu，“woshuotaxifuer，zheizhongwonangfei，nihaigenzhetaganma？zuowonvren，baozhengrangnichixianghelaxiaoyaokuaihuo！ei，niliangjiehunhaojiniandouhaimeishengwa，wotingshuo，shiniburangxufeishui，zijihaishigechuer？”
“hahahaha......”yiqunxiaodihongtangdaxiao。
“masaner，nijiwogunchuqu！”dumanqideliandanyizhenhongyizhenbai，jihuyaokule，“nimenzaibuzou，wojiuhanbaoweikele！”
“baoweike？jiuneibangbieduzi，kanjianwodoudejiaoyishengge！”masaneraoranyixiao，turanzhuazhuledumandeshouwan，“laolaoshishi，gengezouba！”
“fangkaiwo，nifangkaiwo......”dumanjilizhengzha，wangxiangchufanglidexufei，mouzilimanshijuewang！
zijilaopodouyaorangrenqiangle，tajuranhaiwudongyuzhong！
cishidexufei，yijingzhaodaolebanpinghongxingerguotou，ningkaigaizi，chichimeiyouhexiaqu。
zheishentideyuanzhuren，haizhenshigouwuyude！
shoulediandaji，jiuhuochengzheiyang！
yuanlai，xufeidefumushidonghailiangangchangdelaozhigong，shuyushuangzhigongjiating，shouruhaibucuo。
ertazijizuolezhiqingfanchenghou，yejinleliangangchang，nalefenwenzhigongzuo。
suanqilai，neijiushisanzhigongjiating。
zaizheigeniandai，shuojudiaokandehua，doushichihuangliangde！
suiranxiamianhaiyouyigedugaozhongdemeimeiheduxiaoxuededidiyaoyang，keduixufeijialaishuo，jibenshangwuyali。
keyishuo，xiaoriziguodehenyinshi！
zaijiashangxufeiyouzhaoledumanzheimegepiaoliangxifuer，neishirenjianrenkuarenxianmu！
nazhidao，tianyoubucefengyun！
jiuzaiyinianqian，xufeifumuzaichejiancaozuoronglianjideshihou，yiwaicongjiqishangzhuiluo，shuangshuangdiulexingming！
yourenshuo，shichejiandexiaowangweiguicaozuodaozhide。
anlilaishuo，xiaowangyouzhijiezeren。
changliyeyinggaijiyupeichang！
quemeixiangdao，xiaowangsibuchengren，chejianzhurenzhanglichunjianchirending，shixufeifumuzijiwucaozuojiqi，zuizhongwulunshigerenhaishichangli，yifenqiandoumeipei！
xufeiyanbuxiazheikouqi，duociquzhaozhanglichunlilun，jieguobujinrangrenxiaheishoudaleyidun，haizhijiebeikaichu。
shoudaodajidexufei，congciyijuebuzhen。
banbushangle，qianyebuzhengle，chengtianjiuzhidaozaigewuting，heyiqunhupenggouyouxiahun。
dubochouyanhejiu，huidaojia，gaoxinglejiuhuhudashui。
bugaoxingle，jiuduilaopoquandajiaoti。
jialisuoyoudejixu，doubeitabailegejingguang！
zheicigengshishangletou，genrenhaodu，shulewubaikuai！
yaoshiqitaren，duoduoyejiuguoqule。
kemasanerzheiqunren，shigewutinglikanchangzide。
shuobaile，jiushiqunyoushouhaoxiandehunhunxiaoliumang！
jianxufeijitianmeilumian，zhijiejiuzhaodaojialilaiqianglaopole！
“buguanwoshi，buguanwoshi......”
xufeixinlimonianlewushubian，henbudedushangerduobishangyan，bashoulideerguotouguanle！
妈的，做不到啊！
yigezhuanshen，bajiupinghenhenzalechuqu！
砰！
jiupingzaimasanerjiaodixiazhakai，bolizhazihejiushui，jianletayikutui！
taheleyitiao，meihaoqidechongxufeijiaodao：“woshuogemen，jigeyisia？”
“like，mashang，fangkaiwolaopo！”xufeilenglengdeshuodao。