第6章

第6章

yinweixiaoyatouyigetianzhendewenti,yiwuzirenanjinglepianke。

jiujianlicuicuixianbaoqizijiguinv,dizhetoushuodao:“liangzi,niziyoudiankunle,woxiandaizhenizihuijiaqule。”

zheinianyue,sheijiadoumeiyouyuliang。

youqishizheimehaochidedongxi,gengbuhuiyourenwangwaifen。

suoyilicuicuibuhaoyisiyaoliuerzhuchide,genghaipayihuierzijiluchuchanxianghuihendiuren,jiudasuanxianhuijiaqu。

ermengdongdexiaonizihaibuzhidaofashengleshenme,tingdaolicuicuishuotakunle,lianmanghandao:“niang,wobukun......wuwuwu......”

licuicuiyibawuzhuxiaonizidezui,lianmangwangwaizou,kanyebugankanneiyeji,payanleihuicongzuililiuchulai。

liudaliangnaonaotou,yemenzhetouwangwaizouqu,tayebuhaoyisichizijididizhuahuilaideji。

zaishuobadidijiaohuilai,shiyinweitazheigedangdagedemeichuxi,yangbuzhudieniang,xianzaiyaoshihaiqiangzijididihedieniangdedongxichi,neihaiyaobuyaolianle?

liuerzhulianmanglanzhuliangren,yanjingyideng:“nimenzousha,woquzuofan,daihuierzanmenquanjiarenchi!”

zheiyijuhua,youjiquanjiarenganmengquanle。

licuicuishibuganxiangxinliuerzhuyuanyibaroujizijiyijiachi。

liudalianghedieniangzeshibuganxiangxinliuerzhuhuizuofan。

bijingliuerzhubuganshuodaxiaoshifanlaizhangkouyilaishenshouba,yekeyishuoshishizhibuzhanyangchunshuile。

啥时候会做饭了?

niuhonghuayonghuyideyanshenkanzheliuerzhu。

zheiyizhengtiantadebiaoxiantaibuduijingle。

yihuierdayingbudushule,yihuieryouzhualaiyeji,xianzaijingranhaihuizuofanle!

zheinaxiangshitarenzhizhongdeneigexiaoerzia!

中邪,肯定是中邪!

yinggaishishangwuneidunmabuguanyong,guoranhaishiyaoguanshima?

liufushengzheigedangdiede,xiangdeyaoduoyixie,huaiyizijierzishibushizaixuexiaoaiqifu,zhengtianbeibizhesihourencaixuehuilezuofan?

liuerzhukanyijiazidouyonghuaiyideyanshenkanzheziji,yeshibiequdebuxing。

sheirangtazhiqianneimebuchengqini?

“nimenaixinbuxinba,woxianzaijiuquzuofan,jinwanzanmenquanjiachirou。”liuerzhuheizhelianzhuanshenjiuquyuanlile。

“chirou?”xiaoniziyanjingliangle,huanhudao:“e!chiroule!niang,xiaoshushuonengchirou!”

“liangzi,zaban?”licuicuixiaoshengxunwenzijinanren,yishuangshuiwangwangdedayanjingzhongyoujinzhang,haiyouxieqidai。

kanzhegaoxingdeguinv,haiyoubuduanyankoushuidexifu,liudaliangxinyiheng:“woqubangmangshenghuo。”

zheilianjintianjiuxianbuyaole,cengzijididiyidunzaishuo!

licuicuiluchuxise,lianmangbaguinvjiaojiliudaliang,xizizishuodao:“zheishiernanengrangnanrengan,woqujizhuzishenghuo。”

“nei**sha?”liudaliangganmanghanleyisheng。

“nigennineishalebajideniangqushaji!”liufushengdengzheyanmadao:“zhenshiyiduimeichuxidehuo,kandaorouchandegenshaziside,xiliu......”

liufushengshuozhehua,yibuliushenkoushuidouliuchulaile,dunshigangawubi。

liudaliangdunshixiaole:“die,nihaishuowoni,neihalaziliudedoubiniziduole。”

xiaoniziyeshigegexiaobuting,haiyongshouyigejingerhuaxiaoliandan:“yeyeliuhalazile,yeyexiu”

tingdaosunnvxiaohuaziji,liufushengyebengbuzhule,xiaomadao:“taniangde,woyeshigemeichuxide,zanjiayiduichanzuizi。”

niuhonghuakanzhezheiyesahaiyouxinsixiao,meihaoqidao:“nisazhenshishachanshachande,jiumeijuedezhuzibudaduima?jintiantazazheime......zheime......”

“niangnishixiangshuozhuzibizhiqiandongshierle?”liudaliangwendao。

niuhonghuajiushizheigeyisi,danshuochulaizongxiandezijialaoxiaobudongshi,cishibeidaerzichuopo,youxiebugaoxingdeqialeyibaliudaliang:“nigetuzaizi,zashuonididibudongshierni?”

liudaliangweiqu:“niang,nimingmingjiushineiyisi,wozheishilinghuijingshen。”

“nigundan,wogennidieshuoqu!”niuhonghuashuobuguozijidaerzi,gancuinianren。

“ai,cheng!”liudalianggaogaoxingxingdezoule。

tababudechuqubangdidishenghuozhufanni,xiangxiangneidunjideweierjiuchandebuxing!

kanzhezijideshadaer,niuhonghuatanxiyisheng,kanxiangzijinanren:“tadie,nishuozhuzishizhongxielebu?”

“wotaniangdekannishizhongxiele!”liufushengyanjingyideng,mamalielie“erzidongshile,zhidaoxiaoshundienianghaibuxingle?zade,feiyaolaozizheitiaomingpinmeile,neichouxiaozihuodaowozheisuishu,cainengmingbaishiera?”

niuhonghuabeimademeifahaizui,dantafanerfangxiaxinlaile。

zheibeizitabuxinbieren,weiduxiangxinzijinanren。

yinweidangchuliufushengkeshidizhujiadeshaoye,congxiaoyishiwuyou,haiyousishuxianshengjiaodao。

danbenlaiguozhedinghaorizideliufusheng,zaineiweixiandejiniangangkaishideshihou,jiuchajuedaoleweiji,lengshiquanshuotadieniangchengweisuoyoudizhuzhongdiyigejiaodi、jiaofang、jiaoqiande!

zuihouneipidizhuli,haizhenjiuzhiyoutayijiazihaohaohuoxialaile,shenzhilianaizouhepidoudoumeiyou,haibeixianlidoubiaozhangguoyici,xianzaishengchanduishangyaoshiyoushenmedashixiaoqingde,haizhaotashangliangyixiani。

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yuanzili,liudaliangcongwuzilipaochulai,quezhenghaozhuangjianlicuicuihuanglihuangzhangdepaojinlai。

“nizale,huangsha?zhuzizaigeji,zagenniyaobeizaiside?”liudaliangxiaohuazijixifudao。

“wodenianga,neizhuzijianzhijiushizaiwoa,ta......ta......ta......”licuicuijidebuxing,shuohuadoushuobuchulaile。

“buzhiyuba?zanbuguocengdunfan,tabuyuanyizhijienianrenjiushile,fandezhezainima?”liudaliangbukesiyidao。

licuicuishuobuqing,jidezhiduojiao,gancuibazijinanrentuichuqu:“nizijikanba!”

liudalianghaoqidekanleyiyan。

zhijianyuanzili,liuerzhudunzaidishang,yishouzuanzhejibozi,yishouzuanzhedao,zishikaopu,daofajingzhan。

xiaoniziyexiangmoxiangyangdedunzaiyibian,quebugankan,liangzhixiaoshoushouwuzhuyan,yibianyankoushui,yibianxiaoshengniantaoxiaojihaokelian。

没问题啊这。

liudaliangzhengxunsizhe,quefaxianzijididishalediyizhijihou,jingranhaixiangshadierzhi。

tadunshimingbaixifudeyisile,lianmanghandao:“zhuzi!daoxialiuren......ebu,daoxialiuji!”

liuerzhuzhidaozijidagehesaoziyiyang,xiangzheshayizhiji,quanjiayiqichi,shenzhizheixierenganbazheiyizhijichishangshitianbangeyuenixinbuxin。

danyijiaqikouren,wugechengnianren,qiedoushizhangqimeichibao、meiyoushui,haizhangqilaozuo,shentizaojiukuikongle。

yejizheidongxiyoushuiyoubuda,zheiwuzhidoudunle,haibuzhidaonengbuhuilaiduoshaoni。

liuerzhuziranbuhuishouxialiuqing。

jixiong,weiweidadelaodongrenminxianshenba!!!