第3章
“lijingshen，nixinbuxin，niqianjiaohewomeilihun，nazhediaolinghuicheng，wohoujiaojiuganlunqifutouduozheniyitiaotui！”
yuanbenyikaozaichuangyanbian，kudachoushenchouzhehanyanjuandejiangshuyerenbuzhule。
“dangchulaozikannishigeyouzhishidebenfenren，caihenijiaopengyou，haibawoweiyidemeizidejiajini，rangnizaixiaoxicunzhaxiagen,laopohaizirekangtoudeguoshangleanwenrizi。”
“kemeixiangdaonizheimelangxingoufei，womeizihenijiehunle，haishenglehaizi，nixiaodebu，niqingpiaopiaoyizou,huichengliguohaoriziqule，neiwomeizizaban，xianzainiliangdeshiernaodemantunzifengyu，yihousheihainengquwomeizi！”
jiangshumadebuguoyin，lunqiquantoushangqujiuyaojilijingshenyidunpangzou。
jiangshuyimibajidegezi，erbailaijin，yishenzideheipijianzirou，manshilaojiandequantoubishitouhaiying。
fanguanlijingshen,neipifu，biledengmoshangyiba，gencunlidehuanghuaguinvdemeichabie，bai**nende。
tazhangxiangjunlang，poyoujifenshushengqi,shenzhiyoujifenrangrenlianaiderouruo，zaiyiduipicaorouhoudenianqingyemenli，poweiliangyan。
zhenggeliuxiandouzhaobuchudiergetazheibanhaomoyangde，bengguanshishilibacundenvzhiqinghaishidaguniangxiaoxifuer，jianleta，meiyigebumeikaiyanxiaode。
“sange，bushijingshenyaohewolihun，shiwoyaohetali......”jiangxuezhanzaiyipang，yachibazuichundouyaochuxuele，caishuochulezheifanhua。
wenyan，jiangshuzhongzhongdefangxiaquantou，aitanleyisheng。
自己这个傻妹子啊！
“wobuhenilihun！”lijingshenturandao。
shashijian，jiangxuedexinshanghaoxiangbeirenzhongzhongdechuileyiquan，tayiliancuoededingzhelijingshendelian，yankuangliliuzhuandeleishuibutingdazhuan。
lijingshenzoushangqian，shenchushouzhangpenglepengtaneibeidongdebingliangdeliandan，shengxianjiqiwenrou：“xifuer，congjinwanghouwozaiyebutihuichengdeshierle，zanmenyebulihun，zanmenyijiasankoujiuzheimetatashishi，ananwenwendeguorizi。”
“nixiaozishuodeshizhende？”jianghaizheigezuodagedemangbudiedeshangqianxunwen。
yipangdejiangshuhejianghuayetanzhetou，wubiqidaidedengzhelijingshenqueqiedehuida。
tamenzhenmeixiangdao，lijingshenjintiannengshuochuzheifanhua。
zidanianqianhuichengdediaolingyilai，zheixiaozigaoxingdejiugengesayedetuziside，renzaixiaoxicun，xinzaojiufeidaochengliqule。
kezheihuizi......
zayouburangrangzhehuichengqule？
jianghuapieleyiyanzijidesandijiangshu，mobushishangcilijingshenbeisandideyitieqiaojipaishale？
jiangxueyejuedebuduijinger，tabirenherendouzhidaolijingshenxiangyaohuichengdejuexin。
zheiciganshangguonian，lijingshendoulengzhezhanglian，meijietamennianglianghuijia，jiuzheiguzijuejinger，zaojiushuomingleyiqie。
tabuguyiqiedeyaohuicheng，yaolihun！
xiangdaozhei，jiangxuejuewangdeyaoleyaotou，duilijingshenshuodao：“nianxindezhunbeihuichengba，chubaxianliminzhengjushangban，neitiannahaozhengjianzanmenjiulihun。”
“wohetuantuanjuebutuoleini！”
lijingshenkanzheyanqianzheigeweiquwuzhudemeilinvren，zhazaixinshangdeneibadaoziyoushenlejifen，tazhenhen，henzijiwuqingwuyi！
weilehuicheng，tapaoqiqizi，shenzhiweiledadaolihundemude，duiqizilengbaoli，rangtagulinglingdedaizhehaizi，zainiangjiaguolenian。
他怎么这么畜生！
zheishi，wozaijiangxuehuailidexiaotuantuanshenchulepanghuhudexiaoduanshou，bangjiangxuecazhelianshangdelei，“niangniangkule，baba，kuaihonghongniangniang。”
tuantuandezheiyishengbaba，chedijikualelijingshen，yanliyongchudeleishuimohuletadeshixian，tafeilidetongxinchuanxizhe。
huluandecaleyibayanlideleihou，jinjinwozhulejiangxuedeshou。
jiangxuedeshouzaoyijingbeihanfengchuidebingliang，lijingshenwozhetadeshouchuaidaolezijimianaodewaidouli，“tuantuan，babaheniangnianghuiyizhipeizhenizhangda，zanmenyijiasankouyaoyongyuandezaiyiqi。”
“jiuxiang......zanmenyiqianneiyangma？”tuantuanyanshenliliangzheguang。
“biyiqiangenghao！”lijingshenwubijiandingdao。
jiangxueyanlishanzheleihua，yilianbukezhixin，fangfozaidengtayicijiandingdedafu。
“fangxin，wozhendebuzoule。”lijingshendeshengyinwenrouqiejianding。
“taihaore，bababuzoule，tuantuanyouyoubabale。”naituanzisidexiaoguinv，chuanzhehouhoudexiaohuaao，huoxiangshigenianhuashangdefuwawa，gaoxingdezaijiangxuehuailiyibengyibengde。
lijingshenbaoguotuantuan，dakaiwumen，chaozhejianghaitamendao：“dage，erjie，sange，waimianleng，youkaishipiaoxuele，zanmenjinwu。”
“......”
“ai，haohaohao，jinwuba，doujinwu......”
jianghaitamenjigexianshiyileng，suihoujinlewuzi。
zheiwuzi......biwaimianmeinuanheduoshao。
“zheixietianniyigerenjiuzhuzheimelengdewuzi？”jiangxuemanlianburen，congqiantazaijia，zongshibawuzishaoderehuhude，jialiyedasaodeyichenburan。
ketacaihuiniangjiayigeduoyue，zheiwuzijiugenbingjiaoside，youzangyouleng，zhenbuganxiang，zheinanrenshizenmezhuxiaqude。
shuozhe，jiangxuejiunazhewuzilidezhulouzizhunbeidaowuwaidexiaocangfanglishouxiebaomirangzibaluzishengre。
jianzhuang，lijingshenduoguotashoulidezhulouzi，“waimianleng，woqunong。”
jiangxueyizheng，congqiantakeshicongbuzuozheixiehuoerde。
jialijiawai，doushitayigemanghuo。
今天怎么转了性子？
henkuai，lijingshenjiubaluzishaorele，haishaoleyidahudeshui。
wuzixiao，zheiluzishaodeyouwang，buyihuier，wuzilijiushanglerehuqi。
luzishangdeshuihuahuahuadekai，lijingshennalaipaoledianhuacha，jijianghaitamenjigeyirenduanleyibei。
jianghaitamenjigejieguochaganghaitingshouchongruojing。
jishizheishuishaodeguntang，ketamenhaishihelehaojikou。
“woteyijinipaoledianhongtangshui，nikuaihele，shenshanghaonuanhenuanhe。”lijingshenbachagangdidaolejiangxuezuibian，haitiexindebangtalvlelvbinbiandesuifa，“zhidaonixihuantiande，wofanglebushaotang。”
“jialijiuzheimebanguanzihongtangle，haiyaoliujiniheni。”
hongtangzheidongxibuhaonong，shouliyoupiao，gongxiaoshedoubuyidingyouhuo，zheijijinhongtanghaishijiangxuetadiequxianchengdaihuilaide。
pingshizheixiehongtangjiangxuedoujinzhelijingshenhe，yinweitabaitianyaochuquganhuo，wanshanghaiyaoaoyedushu，jiukaozhezheidianhongtangbuji。
“woyigedananren，hetazuoshenme！”
lijingshenbahongtangshuifangzailejiangxueshouxin，shouqingqingdefulefutajiaoqiaodelian，“guaiguaihele，bierang**xin。”
jiangxuedelianxiuhongledabanpian，tadizhetou，guaiqiaodepengzhechagang，bahongtangshuihelegeganjing。
jiantahewan，lijingshenyoumolemotadelian，haosishizaijiangli。
suihou，lijingshenzhuanguoshen，chaozhejianghaitamenshenshendejuleyigong。
jianghaijianzhuang，ganjinfangxiashoulidechagang，huangluandeqishen。
“xiaomeifu，nizheishiganshaa！”