第5章吾乃电脑小白
kaowanzuihouyike，linyiminghuidaosushe，gangfangxiadongxi，jiutingdaosushezhangmaxingwanggaoxingdijiaodao：“xiongdimen！jinwanquwangbatongxiao，zenmeyang？”
网吧？
linyimingxinliyidong，shuoshizaide，zhongshengqian，taqimayou15niandeshijian，tiantianbaozhediannaoguorizi，xianzailiangtianbupengdiannaole，zhuazidouyoudianyangle。
yushitayejiaruleduiwuli，kemeixiangdao，gangchusushemen，jiubeirenfaxianle。
“linyiming？niyequ？”maxingwanghuiguoshen，bukesiyidikanzheta。
buzhita，qitasheyouyedoubukesiyidikanzheta。
去网吧，很奇怪吗？
他成年了吔！
“ng。”linyimingmihuodizhualezhuatoufa。
maxingwangbitagengmihuo，buganzhixindiyouwenledierbian：“womeitingcuoba，nizhendeyaogenwomenyiqiquwangba？？”
“ng。”linyimingzaicidiantou。
“buhuiba？nibushisanhaoxueshengma？nizenmehuixiangyaoquwangbani？？”
linyimingzheicaimingbaiweishenmesuoyourendouxiangshijianleguisidekanzheta，yinweizaisuoyourenyanli，tashizuishouguijudeguaixueshengle，erzaizheiniandai，laoshidoubawangba、youxitingshizuohongshuimengshou，zaiketangshangsanshenwuling，buyunxuxueshengsiziquwangba、youxiting，suoyixiangtazheiyangde“guaixuesheng”kendingshitinglaoshidehua，hewangbawuyuanle。
danxianzai，taquezhudongyaoqiuquwangba，zheshihelesheyoumenyitiao。
tadishengshuo：“nimenbushishuo，zheishizuihoudeqinshilianyi，cuoguojiumeilema？woyeshiqinshideyifenzi，suoyidangranyeyaoquya。”
“keshiwomenyaoquwanyigetongxiaode！”
“那就通呗。”
luntongxiao，sheinengbitayoujingyan？
“womenshiyaoquwande！”maxingwangjiazhongleyuqi：“nizhidaozenmewandiannaoma？”
“知道。”
lunwandiannao，zaichangdeyousheinengwandebitaliu？
dansheyoumenfenfenxiaoleqilai，zaichangdesheihaibuzhidaolinyimingya？linyimingjiushigeshudaizi，chulexuexizhiwaijiushenmedoubuhuile。
电脑？
kongpatazhihuidiannaokeshanglaoshijiaode：xinjianwordwendang——baocunwordwendang。
nandao，tamenyaodaizheyigeshudaizi，quwangbalichuangjianwordwendangma？
“ai，”zaiyipianxiaoshengzhong，zhaodahaiyuxinburendishuo：“jiudailinyimingyiqiquwanba，zenmeshuotayeshiwomenqinshideyifenziya！buhuiwan，neiwomenjiujiaotawanbei。”
“我不想带新手。”
“我也不想。”
qitarenfenfenshuodao，dajiaquwangba，jiushiyaoqudalianjiyouxide，ruguodaigelianfangxiangjiandouanbulisuodexinshouqu，neibushijizijitianduma？
“wodaizongxingleba？”zhaodahaiwunaidishuo。
zhaodahaidouzheimeshuole，qitarenyejiumeiyijianle。
tamenqulexuexiaofujindewangba，zheijiawangbashifenjianlou，fangyankanguoqu，dagaiyouwuliushitaiji，diannaopingmuhaishilaoshidede“da**ji”，xiandebenzhongjile。meiyoubaojian、yemeiyougeduan，yiwenjiage，doushijunjiayiyuanyixiaoshi。
linyimingsihaobuyouyu，jiujiaole1yuan。
dunshi，sheyoumenkantadeyanshenchongmanlemmp，dangran，zheigeniandaitamenhaibudongdeshenmejiaommp。
danmeiyourenshuotashenme，doudangtashi“guaixuesheng”laiwangbatiyanyixiaoshide，genwangguankailehaozhihou，jiuchaozuilimiandeyipaizouqu。
jiuzaikuaidaoshi，zhaodahaituranqianqilinyimingdeshou，jiakuaijiaobu，batatuodaozuilimiandeweizhi，qiangzuolexialai。
gangzuoxia，jiuyourenfachulebumandeshengyin。
“linyiming，niyongzheitaidiannao。”maxingwangzhizhelingyitaijizishuo。
“hao。”linyimingmeixiangfa，gangqishen，zhaodahaijiubataanlehuiqu：“nijiuzuozheili，neitairongyisiji。”
huayingangluo，maxingwangjiubumandishuo：“linyimingyoubuhuiwandiannao，yongneimehaodejizizuoshenme？taneitaikeshiwomenzheiyipailizuiliuchangdediannao，nibazuihaodediannaopeijiyigexiaobai，neibushizhanzhemaokengbulashima？”
“renjiadiyicilaiwangbama！diyicinizongdejitazuihaodexiangshouya，burantahuiyiqiqinshilianyi，xiangdaodeshikadeyaosideganshou，neikejiubuhaole。”zhaodahaishuo。
maxingwangliandunshiheile，yinweiqitarendouyijingzuoxiale，tajiuzhishengxiamianqiandejizikeyixuanzele。
ruguorangtayongzheidiannaodayouxi，neihaibururangtaqusi。
tayinchenzhelian，chaolinyimingzouleguoqu，taidushishizaibide：“linyiming，nirang，haishiburang？”
zhaodahailanzhulemaxingwang：“zheijizisheiqiangdaojiushisheide，zheitaishilinyimingxiandaode，jiushitadele。niyaoshibuxiangyongneitai，neinijiuquhuanbiedeya！”
yankanzheliangrenjiuyaochaoqilaile，linyimingganjinzhanqilai：“meishi，wojiuyongneitaiba。”
“linyiming，nibieguanta！”zhaodahaijiaojidao：“neitaika！”
“wentibuda。”linyimingxiaolexiao，likailezuowei。
zhaodahaijiubuhaozaishuoshenme，zhihaosuizhetagentongxuejiaohuanleweizhi，hetayiqizuoxia。
“tamenjiuzhidaoqifunibuhuiwandiannao。”zhaodahaitanleyikouqi，yongwangguanjidemimabanglinyimingjihuojizihou，wen：“nixiangwanshenmeni？”
“womeixianghao。”linyimingchaosheyoumenkanleguoqu，xiangkankantamendoudasuanwanshenmeyouxi。
zhaodahailijimingbaitadeyisi，danhenwunaidiyixiao：“nibiexiangle，nijiuzhihuale1yuanqian，zhinengwan1gexiaoshi，1gexiaoshideshijian，haibugounichuxinshoucunni。nihaishibiehedajiayiqiwanle，niwanbiedeba。”
linyimingluchulexiaobaibandehanxiao：“neiwonengwanshenmeni？”
“niwan……”zhaodahaidingzhediannaoxiangleyihuier，zhongyuxiangdaole：“suanle，niliaotianba！”
shuowan，jiumaliudijilinyimingdakaileliaotianshi。
dangjianjiedeliaotianjiemianbengdaoyanqianshi，linyimingdeqinghuaiyesuizhiyonglechulai。
tadiyiciruwang，zhucedejiushiliaotianshi，yeshiliaotianshi，lingtarenshilebushaozhitongdaohedepengyou，yeshizheixiepengyoupeibanzhetaduguolewushugeshimiandeye。
danduiyuliaotianshiba……tahaiyongyouyiduannanwangdeheilishi！
neishi，tazailiaotianshilijiejiaodediyigepengyou，wangmingjiaozuo“qietingfengyin”。
kanmingzi，yinggaishigewenyinvqingnian。
zhihoutamenliaoleyinian，tawanquanbeiqietingfengyindefengcaimidaole，tadechengshuwenzhong、tadeshanjierenyi、tadechunchunjiaodao，wanquanluhuolelinyimingmengdongdeshaonanxin。
taxindongle，shenzhihaimengshenglequqietingfengyinweiqideniantou。
erzheishihou，qietingfengyinzhudongtichuleyaojianmian，yushitamenyuezaileshizhongxindeyijiakafeiguanlijianmian，daoshihou，tanayizhihongmeigui，qietingfengyinnazheyizhilanmeigui，yizuojianmianxiangrendebiaoji。
当天，他欣然前往。
dandaokafeiguanmenkou，tajiuyingshengshengditingzhulejiaobu。
yinweitakanjian，kafeiguanliweiyiyigeshouchilanmeiguideneigeren——
他、是、男、的！！
妈耶！
dangchangjiubalinyimingchadianheniaole，hongmeiguichazaimenkou，limazhuanshenjiupao！
huidaoxuexiaohou，sheyoumenwentazheiciwangyoujianmianyoumeiyoulaidian，tanengshuoshenme？
tanengshuozijiwangshanglianlegedashuma？？？
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yushitacongcituichuliaotianshi，gaiyongqq，danjiusuanshiyongqq，tayebuganzaisuibianhe“nvwangyou”liaotianle……