第1章 畜牲们,给我等着

2003nian7yue16ri,kanzheqiangshangderilishijian,yangkaijiujiubunengpingjing。

zijizhendehuidaoleshibanianqianma?

“ge,ge,wobeizhonghaidaxueluqule!”

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“xiaobing?”yangkaijidongdeyongbaozhumeimei。

shibanian,meimeiweilenengrangzijishunliwanchengxueye,fangqiledudaxuedejihui,nianjiqingqingsuijiubeipojiaren

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“ge,nizenmele?”yangbingyilianchayi。

“e,gemeishi,zhonghaidaxue,yidingyaoqudu!”

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zinvkaoshangdaxue,nagefumuxinlibugaoxing?

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“niwangle,nibabushiquchengzhousongjiajuqulema?”

坏了!

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“zheilishiyangjianjunjiama?”

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kanzheyanqiansiwujidandehunhun,yangkaichenshengshuo:“falvzhibulenimenma?”

“haha!haitemefalv,zhenshigeshacha!”

jigehunhunhongxiaoqilai,lishengshangqianyibu,lengxiaozheshuo:“xiaozi,zhidaowodageshenmerenma?”

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“shengzi,biedongshou,douxianglixiangqindebiedongshou。”

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道歉?

yangkaibuyoulengxiao:“nibazheixierendaidaowojialainaoshi,xianzairangwopeilidaoqian?”

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“啊~”

yangkaidemuqin,yijinghedebuzhisuocuole,“bieshuowuwan,wubaijialiyemeiyouya。”

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