第1章 开局相亲老寡妇(2125字)

“biekanzheilaojiemeinianjidaledian,danzheishenbanzhuangshuo,qiaoqiaozheidapi.gu……nengshengdehen,tazheijigeerzi,gegehutouhunaode,jiushizuihaodezhengming!”

“zheicailiyaodeyebuduo,jiu50kuaiqian,10jinrou,zaijinvrenhaizimeirenzuoyishenxinyishang,buduo,sanpibujiugoule。”

“yaoshiheshi,zanmenjiubazheigeqinshidingxia。chenlaoguan,nikeganjinzuojueding,zheicunzilimiandingshangwozheilaojiemeideguanggunhanzi,kepaizheduini。”

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meipojianlideshengyin,yizhizaierbianwengming,chaoderennaoguaziteng。

chenhuzhengkaiyanjing,yarandekanzhezheigeshuxidechangjing。

pobaidejiaju,dazhebudingdeyifu,jiezhezhuwangdewujiao,loufengdechuanghu……yijidaizhegetoujin,haixianggedaguinvyibanxiudadade46suilaoguafuzhouguilan。

tazheishi……zhongshengle?haizhongshengdaolehelaoguafuxiangqindeneiyitian?

houshibeiliangdeyimumu,zoumaguandengdecongtadenaozilimianshanguo。

keboxionghandelaoguafujinmenhou,shihuantajiuxianggeshengkouyiban,congzaogandaowan,congniantougandaonianwei,daotoulaitashoudepigubao,zheijigemuziqueshichidefeichangmandu。

neijigexinkulachedadeerzi,yequanshibaiyanlang,pazaitadeshenshangxitadexue,zhidaozhabuchuyidianyoushuihou,jiujiangqizaiyigehanlengdedongyenianchuqu,huohuodongsizaiwaimian。

neilengliedeganjuecongxindishengqi,chenhumengranjiandalegeduosuo,congbandengshangtiaoleqilai。

zuozaitapangbiandechenlaoguanzhengtaozheyanguozitingmeiposhuohua,meiyoufangbeizheiyichu,bandengyiqiao,renjiushuaidaozaidishang。

“nigexiaotuzaizi,zhanqilaiyebudagezhaohu,nixiangshuaisinidiea!”

“die,zheiqinshibunengding,zheilaonvrenchoudewoxiangtu,haidaizheimeduotuoyouping,nixianghaisiwoa!”

huiyingtade,shichenlaoguanyiyanguo,zhijieqiaotanaomenzishang。

“hunzhangdongxi,nidoukuaisanshile,haitiaofeijianshoude,laozijinidalianleshiba?”

“zanjiajiuzhicoudedaozheidiancailiqian,zheishilibaxiangdedaguniang,doujinguizheni。shayebieshuole,zheihunshiwozuozhule,jiuzheimedingleba。”

zheimebianyidexifushangnaerzhaoqu,nengshenghaizijiucheng。

chenlaoguanshuozhejiuyaotaoqian,genbenbuguanchenhudeyiyuan。

chenhurenwukeren,yibaqiangguoqianjiuwangwaipao。

“die,nibujiushixiangyaogesunzijichengxianghuoma,woxianzaijiujinizhaoxifuqu,nizaijiajiwodengzhe。”

chenlaoguandachiyijing,jimangzhuilechuqu。

“nizheishixiangganshenme?jiwogunhuilai,nigebuchengqidedongxi,neishilaozizanlehenduoniandejixu,nikuaihaihuilai……”

renpingchenlaoguanzaihoumianruhejiaoxiao,chenhuyijingtielexin,genbenbuhuizaiyouhuitoudekeneng。

taruyidaoxuanfengyiban,chongjinleyigediaidecaofangzili。

zheishitahaoxiongdiheizidejia,wuzilishenmejiajudoumeiyou,qiongdesimianloufeng。

heizishigeguer,chidebaijiafanzhangdade,bichenhudezaoyuhaikelian。

houmianshibangtadajia,toushangaileyigunzi,renyebiandefengfengdiandiande,zuihouzaiyigeyuye,congyigetugengshangshuailuoxiaqu,dangchangrenjiumeile。

yanxiadeheizihaishigezhengchangdexiaohuozi,shangbeizitaqianzheigexiongdide,zheibeiziziranyaojiabeidehaihuilai。

“heizi,kuaishoushidianchide,gengezou!”

“a?zanmenzheishiqunaera?”

heizicishizhengzaifenlipikanzhechaihuo,tingdaozheigehuazhijieshazaineilibudongle。

“nibieguanneimeduo,tinggedejiuduile,ganjinshoushi,wanlejiuzoubudiaole。”

“nizheikezhenshi,jishazima,youbushiganzhetoutai……”

heizizuilixutaozhe,shouliquemeitingxia,anzhaochenhudeyaoqiu,daishangkanchaidao,zaidaiyidianshuihechaomian,errenjihuohuodejiuwangcunwaibenqu。

buduoshi,chenlaoguanyijingdaizhemeirenpozi,haiyoujigecunlimianderenzhuidaozheililai,kandaodejiushirenquloukongdeyangzi,qidedamachenhubuxiao,yaohetaduanjueguanxi。

xiangqinshibaideshiqing,henkuaijiucunzilimianchuanyangkailai,sidixiashuoshadedouyou,youdeshuochenlaoguanxiangyaosunzixiangfengle,zhiyaonengshengwa,shigemuzhudoukeyi。

yeyoudeshuochenhutaohunshiduide,jiubugailuanlenianji,laobangshengzhushigexiaohua。

zongeryanzhi,meiyijuhaotingde,zhijiebachenlaoguanqibingle。

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chenhuzheiyizou,jiushisanshigongli。

errendecaoxiedoumolanle,tianyeheitoule,haiyoutianshangyougedayueliang。

kanzhezheihuangwurenyandedifang,heiziyouxiehuangluandedao:“ge,zheishinaera?zaizouxiaquhuibuhuiyushanglang?”

“pashenme,zanmenshouliyoudaozi,zhenyoulanglaile,jiushalechirou!”

“pu……nipingshilianshazhudoubugankan,xianzaihaiganshalang?”

chenhulenglengxiaolexiao:“youshenmebugande,bujiushihongdaozijinbaidaozichu,ruguoyoubiyao,woganshousileta。”

zaishengcunmianqian,zheidoubushishier。

shangyishi,weileyanghuoneieponianghaiyoutadejigebaiyanlangerzi,tashangshandaguolie,xiahemoguoyu,shenmeyangxiongxiandeshiermeiganguo。

heizibeitashenshangdehenlajingerhedebuganzaikaikou,zhimomodiqidaozhe,buyaoyushanglang。

jieguo,haizhendebeitamenliangjiyushangle。

shisanzhigushouruchaideyelang,buguobushizaigongjitamen,ershizhengmanmandikaojinbuyuanchudeyituoheiying。

zheiheiyingkanbuqingshirenhaishiyeshou,tangzaidishangyidongbudong。

sanzhiyelangchajuelingdibeiruqinhou,duizhetamenerrenziyaliezuidenuhouqilai。

黑子第一个怂了。

“kuaizoukuaizou,zanrebuqi!”

chenhuqueshiyibachouchukanchaidao,duiqidao:“duimiantangzhedeyinggaishigeren,zanbunengjiansibujiu,shixiongdi,jiusuiwoyiqiqujiuren。”

“a?zheige……shayanshena,zheimeheidounengkanqing……”

heizisuiranxinshengdanqie,queyehaishiyonggandehechenhuchongleshangqu。

kanchaidaohaishibijiaoyouweishelide,qizhongyizhiyelangbeikandaole**,aoaocanjiaodepaokaile。

shengxiadeliangzhiyelangchajuedaoletaerrendeqiangda,yeyouletuiyi。

chenhuchenshengzhuiji,yibianjianqishitouzaguoqu,yibianyoudahoudajiaodeweihezhe。

heiziyouyangxueyang,yerutazheiban。

zaijiangchilepiankehou,yelanghaishijiazheweiba,huiliuliudepaole。

chenhusongleyikouqi,ganjinchongxiangneituanheiying,pailepaiduifangdelian。

“嗨,醒醒……”

heiyingtaiqiletou,jiebeichusheng:“a~nimenshishei?xiangganshenme?”

“si……nvren,zheijingranshigenvren……”

heizijidongdedajiaoqilai。

zheihuatingzheyouxiebutaiduijing,hexiaorizijiandaohuaguniangyigedexing。

guoran,xiayimiaojiutingdaoneiheiyingjianshengdajiaoqilai。

“aaa……liumanga……jiuming……”