第2章

“hahaha,guoranlaotianyemeiyoufuwo!”

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“71:59:56!”

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“71:58:42!”

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‘扑通一声!’

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“laosan,nigeaiqiandaode,nikehesiniangle!”

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**,laozizhongyuxiangdaozenmewanchengrenwule!