wangerlengzidengdayanjingdingzhechufangdefangxiang，houjiebutingdishangxiagundong，zhiyankoushui。
taxinliananpansuanzhe，zijijialidouedeqianxiongtiehoubeile，zheirouyaoshinengfendaoshou，neikezhenshijieleranmeizhijia……
niudecaidaoshibengzhelianyilianhenxiang，kexinliquedazhezijidexiaojiujiu。
zheiyezhurouyaoshifenle，jiunengbaqianlidashandezhangdishangyidaban，zijiyenengqingsongbushao。
“zade，xiangdayijia？”lizhangqingnumuyuanzheng，bahuliwangdishanghenhenyireng，“shua”dichouchuhaizhanzhexuedechaidao。
neidaogangcaibohulipishidoumeica，wuheidedaoshenshanghaidaizheanhongsedexuezi，zaihuanghundeyuguangzhongxiandegewaishenren，fangfotouzheyiguxuexingdeshaqi。
“yo，haizhengandongdao？”lidashanlianshangjichuyisiningxiao，yanjinglitouzhexionghendeguang，“nigexiaotuzaizi，gangenzhangbeidongdao？！jianzhiwufawutian！”
“lizhangqing，nixiaozibiejilianbuyaolian！”zhaomazishangqianyibu，shoulidegunzizhizhidizhizhelizhangqing，tuomoxingzifeijian，“zheiyezhushizainidabodijieshangdade，fenyibanyijingshikandeqinile！”
“yaozhaowoshuo，quandoujininazouyeshiheqinghelideshiqing。”
“fangpi！”lizhangqingyanjingdengderutongtonglingyibantonghong，etoushangdeqingjingengenbaoqi，“neishishenshanlaolin，sheidedijie？nimenshaozaizheihujiaomanchan！”
“pei！”wangerlengzihenhencuileyikou，yilianmanheng，“nixiaozigandingzui？xiayuefenliangdeshihou，younihaokande！”
lizhangqingbudengtashuowan，mengdiyigejianbuchongshangqu，yibayonglituikailidashan，fennudinuhoudao：“sheizaigandongwoma，laoziyaotademing！”
“da！”lidashanyishenglingxia，shengyinzhandoudelihai，xianranyeyouxiexinxu。
zhaomaziheniudecaifeikuaidejiaohuanleyixiayanshen，juzhegunziqishixiongxiongdijiuchongleshanglai。
lizhangqingfanyingxunsu，yibalaqimuqin，jiangchaidaowangqianyiheng，dashengnuhedao：“doujiwogunyuandian！wozheidaokeburenren！”
“dai！”zhaomaziyaozheya，lunqigunzizhaozhelizhangqingnaodaijiuhenhenzaqu。
lizhangqingceshenminjiediyishan，chaidaofanshouyihui，“pu”diyishengkanzailidashangeboshang。
“a！”lidashansixinliefeidecanjiaoyisheng，wuzhegebolianlianhoutui，lianshangshunjianmeilexuese，biandecanbairuzhi。
xueshunzhetadexiuziguguwangxialiutang，shunjianranhongledishangjiebaidexue，chumujingxin。
qitasanrendunshihedemudengkoudai，shuangtuifaruan。
tamenyuanbenxiangdeshizhangzherenduoshizhongyaodianrou，kemeixiangdaolizhangqingjuranganjianxue，xiashouhaizheimehen。
这小子疯了不成？！
“大……大哥！”
wangerlengziheniudecaihedezhiwanghousuo，shuangtuidoudexiangshaikangyiyang。
zhaomazijianshibumiao，zhuanshenbatuijiupao。
“yigegededoutaniangdejilaozizhanzhu！”lizhangqingjuzhexuelinlindechaidao，yanlixiongguangbilu，fangfoyaochirenyiban。
“doujiwojiqingchule，sheizaigantajinwojiamenyibu，jianyigekanyige！wolizhangqingshuode！”
“ni……nigankannidabo！”zhaomazijiejiebabadishuo，shengyinzhandoudebuchengyangzi。
takanleyanxueliuruzhudelidashan，xinliyizhenfachu。
zheizhanghaishisuanleba，reshangzheimegeshaxingbuzhidang！
tajiumeijianguobizheihaihenderen！
yanqianzheigebandaxiaohuofenmingcaishiqisuia！
“zenmebugan？”lizhangqinglengxiaoyisheng，yanshenzhongmanshichouhen，“quniannimenjigedaduanwodiedetui，jinergewoxiankanyidaosuanlixi！sheihaixiangtao？！”
lidashanbeizhaomazifuzhe，liandouhebaile，zuichunbutingdiduosuo，shangxiayachi“gege”zhixiang。
tawuzhegebo，yanjingpiejiandishangdehuli，turanliansedabian，jingkongdihandao：
“ni……nijingganshahusantainai！zheikeshishanshendehuashen，nidengzhezaobaoyingba！”
jigerentingdaozheihua，liansedoubiandeshabai，xiangjianleguiyiyang。
这年头谁不信这个？
jiulianniudecaizheiyangdemanhengzhuerdouduoduosuosuodesuozaiyipang，buganzaihangsheng。
“滚！”
lizhangqingyoushiyidao，zhijiekanzaimenkuangshang。
daofengkanjinmutousanfenshen，fachu“kaca”yishengxiang，muxiesichufeijian。
jigerenhedehunfeiposan，kouzhongbuyueertongdefachuyishengjianjiao，liangundaipadiwangwaipao。
“jinergezheishimeiwan！”wangerlengziyibianpaoyibianfanghenhua，xinliquepansuanzhexiayuefenliangdeshihouzenmezhengzhilizhangqingjia。
zhaomazipaodexiangtuziyiyangkuai，xinlixiangzhe：zheizhanghaiyaoshaa？rebuqizheifengzi。
niudecaiyishengbuhang，yibianpaoyibianzhuomozheyaobuyaohuangekaoshan。
zheilizhangqingnianjisuiranbuda，kanshangququebuhaorea！
bitadiekelihaiduole，jueduidehenjiaose！
“ma，ninmeishiba？”lizhangqingfuqimuqin，xintengdikanzhetacapopideshou，meitoujinjinzhouchengleyige“chuan”zi。
“meishi……”zhangqiaoyunduosuozheshuo，shengyinlidaizhekuqiang，“tamen……tamenshuoyezhushizaitamendijieshangdade，feiyaofenyiban……”
“goudongxi！”liershuiqidezhikesou，xiongkoujulieqifu，“yijiazibaiyanlang，dangnianfenjiadeshihou……”
“die，ninbieshengqi。”lizhangqingbachaidaowangdishangyicha，daoshenmeiruxuezhongyiban，“wodaoyaokankan，tamenhaiganbuganlai！”
xiaoxuepudaogegehuailizhiku，shenzibutingdizhandou，xiangzhishoujingdexiaotuzi。
lizhangqinglouzhemeimei，yaoyaqiechideshuodao：“zheibizhang，zaowanyaogentamensuanqingchu。”
“ge，wohaipa……”xiaoxuehaizaichouqi，shengyinzhandouderangrenxinteng。
lizhangqingmolemotadetou，wenroudianweidao：“shayatou，yougezaini，sheiyebuganqifuzanmen。”
“zhangqinga……”liershuihuiguoshenlaile，zuozaikangshangzhiduosuo，neitiaoduantuitengdelihai，“nishuotamenhuibuhuiquzhaogongshederen？zhei……zheikeshidongledaozi……”
“die，ninbiedanxin。”lizhangqingjifuqindaolewanreshui，shuangshoudiguoqu，“neibanggoudongxibuganqugongshe。ninxianga，daduannindetuitamenzenmeshuode？haibushishuoninzigeershuaide。”
“zaishuole，zheiniantouzhenggegongshelisheibuzhidaotamenjigehangxieyiqi，zhangshiqiren？zaojiuyoubushaorenkantamenbushunyanle，zhishimeirenyuanyitiaochulaieryi。”
“rujinwodailezheigetoumieletamendeweifeng，zhibudingyouduoshaorenpaishoujiaohao。yihoutamenyebuganzaizheiyanghaowugujideqifubieren，zuoweizuofule。”
zhangqiaoyunyibianshoushizhedishangdelangjie，yibianmoyanlei：“kezheihuinikanlenidabo，tamenkendingbuhui……”
“pasha？”lizhangqinglengxiaoyisheng，lianshangmanshibuxie，“zanbuqiantamende，daoshitamenqianzande。”
“neihuizifenjia，bahaodidoufenjiledafang，haibizhezanjiafenchuquyitoulaomuzhu。”
“zheizhangyaoyibibisuan，jiushibuzhidaotamenpeibupeideqi！”
“keshi，zhangqing，”zhangqiaoyunturankanjianneizhihuli，hedezhiwanghousuo，“zhei……zheishihusantainaiba？cunlitoudouchuan，zheishanlidelaohulidoushi……”
“ma，ninzheishizadele。”lizhangqingjianqihuli，kanzheneiyouguangshuiliangdepizi，manbuzaihudishuo，“shenmehusantainai，buguoshizhichusheng。”
“zheipizihaozheni，maidaosunlaobanneier，shaoshuonenghuanwushijinshanghaodemimian。yaoshihuanchengyumimian，neigaideyouduoshao！”
“ninxiangxiang，zanjiadilideyumimiandoukuaichiwanle，zheiliangshi……”
“zhangqing，zheihulikebunengdong！”napashitidaofanbugouchile，zhangqiaoyunhaishijidezhiduojiao，“qunianliujiaxiaozidalezhihuli，budaobanyuejiudelechangguaibing。”
“qiannianwangquezixiataozishangleyizhibaihuli，zhuantoumeilianggeyuerenjiumeile……”
“ma，zheidoushixiahua。”lizhangqingxiaozheyaotou，yilianwunai，“ninshuozheishanlitou，langdoubuzhidaodasiduoshaozhile，zameijianzhezaobaoying？”
“zaishuole，zheidoushenmenianyuele，husantainai、shanshenyede，doushipianrende。bietingpangrenxiashuo！”
“zhangqingshuodedui。”liershuijieguohuacha，“zanmendekaozigeerhuoming。zheipizibumai，dongtiankejiunanaole。”
lizhangqingnaqichaidao，zixicalecashangmiandexueji：“mingeryizao，wojiuquzhenshang。”
“zheihulipizihuanleliangshi，zaiqugongsheqiaoqiaowangerlengzineigegoudongxi。gankekouzanjiadekouliang，wofei……”
“aiya，zhangqing！”zhangqiaoyunjile，yibazhuaizhuerzidexiuzi，“kebiequzhaoretamen。nishuozheidalengdetian，jialijiuzhizheneidiankouliang……”
“ma，ninjiufangxinba！”lizhangqingyanzhongshanzhejiandingdelengguang，yuqijianjuedishuo，“woxinliyoushu。”
“gongshefenliangdezhangzikeshigaidesiside，tamenyaoshigankekou，wojiuquzhaoxushujishuoliqu！”
“zhangqing……”zhangqiaoyunhaiyaoshuoshenme。
“chengle，ma。”lizhangqinganfudao，“ninkanzheitiandouheile，ganjinjixiaoxuenongdianchide，zheihaizidouhehuaile。”
shuozhe，tamolemomeimeidetou，xiaozhewendao：
“xiaoxue，xiangbuxiangchangchanghulirou？tingshuokexiangle。”