第1章 谁偷吃了

“jianren,jurangantoudongxi!”

“nidiemashengnixialaideshihou,meijiaohaonima?”

“niangliangdoushipeiqianhuodewanyier,yitiantianhuobuganjiuzhidaotou……”

zhenzhenyunxuanxilai,hunhezhetikuhejiaomasheng,rangchenyuantoutongyulie。

tapinjinquanli,mengdezhengkaiyan,fangfonishuiderenzhuazhulejiumingdaocao,dakoudakoudechuanzheqi。

什么情况?

zijibushibingsizaileqiaodongdixiama?

nandaoshinagehaoxinrenjiuleziji?

tahuangusizhou,faxianzijizhengtangzaiyijiantupifangli,shenxiashipojiudemubanchuang,dianzhecaodian,zhihudechuanghuloufeng,dongderensesefadou。

“这是……”

yanqiandehuamian,shuxiyoumosheng。

chenyuanshijinghuanglehuangnaodai,shixianhurandinggezaizhuozishangdeyibenlaohuangli。

jihaizhunian,bingziyue,xuziri。

1960nian1yue1ri?!

“zhei,zheizenmekeneng?wo……zhongshengle……”

chenyuandengdaleyanjing,duanzandejingeguohou,bianshiwubidejidong。

老天有眼啊!

shangyishidetayumeiruonuo,beiyijiarenxixue。

nainaipianxinyanzi,fuqinzhihuihejiudubo,laodaliangkouziliangganzuishaodehuo,chizuiduodefan,laosanjiuhuigenzaipiguhoumiandangqiangtoucao。

zheiyejiusuanle,houlaigaigekaifang,chenyuanyouledangzhigongdejihui,quebeilaodaliangkouziqiangzou。weilejilaosanquxifuer,bazijixinkuzandeqianquanpianqujitamenmaifangmaiche。

jieguozijilaopohaizimeishouzhu,zuihouhailuolegebeiganchujiamen,liulangzaiwai,daizheshenshendehuihenhebugan,dongsizaiqiaodongxiadexiachang!

meixiangdaozaicizhengyan,laotianyejingzhongxinjiletayicijihui。

rangtahuidaolesanshinianqian,beifangdenongcunlaojia!

waimianbeiqifude,zhengshitadelaopohaizi!

“made,shangbeizirangnimenqifudaosi,zheibeizixiuxiang!”

chenyuanwojinquantou,lijifanshenxiachuang,yijiaochuaikailefangmen。

zhijianyuanzili,nainaizhangguixianghedasaoliqinfen,zuibagenfangpaozhangsidemagebuting。

laoposunweiweibaozhenveryiyi,manlianweiqu:“nainai,dasao,wozhenmeiyoutouchizhuyouzha,bushiwo……”

“bushinishishei?dourangwodailexianxing,haibuchengren!nainai,nishuoshuokan,shibushidehaohaoshoushi!”liqinfenluqixiuguan,duizhangguixiangwendao。

“gaida,bujinyaoda,jintianyitiandoubuxuchifan!”zhangguixianglenghengyisheng。

liqinfenjiugendeleshengzhiside,gaogaoyangqilebazhang。

“buyao,buyaodamama……wokandao……shidaniang,daniangtouchidezhuyouzha!”yiyilijibaozhulesunweiwei,xiangyaobaohumama。

liqinfenyiting,pangzhusideshenziyidou,gengjiajidong:“heiya,xiaojianzhong,nishuosheini?caisansuibudaodenianji,jiuxuehuichehuang,ganwangnidaniangshenshangpozangshuile!”

“daniangwojintianjiulianniyikuaishoushi!”

“wa……danianghuai,daniangbuyaodawo……”yiyidunshihedewawadaku。

“zhushou!”chenyuanzaoyiqideyaoyaqiechi,yishengdahe,dangzhuleliqinfen,“liqinfen,wolaopohaizi,shinishuodajiunengdadema?”

kanzheshenhoudelaoponver,tabiziyisuan,henbudebatamenhenhenlanruhuaili。

danxianzaibushijiaoqingdeshihou。

yinweitajidehenqingchu,shangyishidejintian,touchizhuyouzhadeshiliqinfen。

zhengqiaobeizaoqizuofandesunweiweizhuangjian,pabeinainaizema,jiujitapozangshui。

kexiaodeshi,neishidechenyuanxinggeruanruo,congxiaojiubeizheijiarenjingshendaya,nilaishunshou。

bujinmeihuzhezijilaopo,haidaleta。

daozhisunweiweizaicunliheniangjiadoubeirenkanbuqi,weirihoudeyiyuzishamaixialehuogen。

“laoer,shuimaolenglebani,gangenwozheimeshuohua!nilaopotoudongxi,wodangdaniangdejiaoxunjiaoxunyoushenmewentima?”liqinfenzhangzhezhangguixiangpianxin,youshijialilaoda,xiguanlezuoweizuofu。

chenyuanlengxiaoyisheng:“mingmingshinitouchizhuyouzha,haixianglaiwolaopo?!”

“fangpi,woyoubuqueneidianyoushui,zenmekenengtouchi!laoer,shuohuajiwozhuyidian!”liqinfenbanzheliandao,“nimenyoubushibuzhidao,womeigebajiudianbuhuiqichuang,jinzaoshirangyipaoniaobiexingle,chulaijiegeshou!”

“zhiyunilaopo,yirisancandoushitafuze,youshuihaibushisuibianlao!”

“dasao,nizenmenengzheimeshuowo!woqizaotanhei,jiyijiazirenzuofan,yaozhenxiangchi,yebuhuitouchi!”sunweiweiyufaweiqu,jihuyaodiaoyanlei。

“neisheizhidao!”liqinfenyinyangguaidiao。

“jiranbuzhidao,pingshenmedoudaizhewolaopoqifu?xiangnongqingchuhenjiandan,bacunzhangjiadegouqianlaiwenyiwenjiuzhenxiangdabaile!”chenyuanzhuantoukanxianglesunweiwei,“laopo,qugebiqiaocunzhangjiademen,mafantaguolaiyitang!”

“chenyuan,niganshenme?!”zhangguixianglianseyichen,“zheimedianposhi,haiyaojiaocunzhang,cunxinrangrenkanxiaohuama?”

“zheidianposhibugaoqingchu,mougepofuqibushiyaokongkoubaiyawangrenshenshangpozangshui?”chenyuangenbenbumaizhang。

“pofu?haowa,laoer,nizhenxing,gezheizeihanzhuozeishiba!”liqinfenqidezhifadou,“jiao,ganjinqubacunzhangjiwojiaolai,daoshihouzhengmingbulewotouchi,woliannimenyijiasankoudoushoushi!”

“chenyuan,yaoburan……jiusuanleba!”sunweiweixingziruo,buxiangbashiqingnaoda。

“suanshenmesuan!laopo,dasaodoufahuale,haibuganjinqu!”chenyuantaidujianding。

sunweiweiyaoleyaozuichun,zhuanshenjiuchuqule。

henkuai,liushiduosuidelaocunzhangzuoshouwozheyanqiang,youshouqianzheyitiaohuangheisedeliegoujinleyuan。

tadagaizhidaoleshiqingyuanwei,yezhidaozheijiazishipianxinyan,zhuanmenqifulaoerjia,jiumeiduoshuofeihua,pailepaigoudao:“ahuang,quwenwen,tamensheizuiliyourouwei?”

sunweiweidunxiashen,chongzheahuanghalekouqi。

ahuangwuwuleliangsheng,meishenmefanying。

liqinfenjianzhuang,youshiwukong。

bujiutouchileyidianzhuyouzha,haijiubuxinnengwenchulai,yushiyehalekouqi。

buliaoahuangdunshilailejingshen,xingfendejiaoleliangsheng,yibianyaoweiba,yibianqu**dezuiba。

“aiya,nizheisigouganshenme,zangsile,jiwogunkai!”liqinfenyijiaojiuchuaileguoqu。

“ahuang,huilai!”chenzhideyigezhaohu,ahuangjiushanlehuiqu,tamizheyanjingdao,“liqinfen,wojiaahuangkebushishenmesigou,ershigenwozuanleshinianlaolinzideliegou,tashiwendaonizuiliyourouweile,touchizhuyouzhadejiushini,meidepao!”