zaizheigejiali，suiranhoumaduitabuhao，zhangtiegengshizhihuiqiangtadedongxi，qishizhangweidounenglijie。
bijingtabushiwangguihuaduzilimiandiaoxialaiderou，suoyitapianaizijideqinshengerziqueshizhengchang。
zhangweiqishizuibunenglijiedejiushi，mingmingzhangshanshizijideqinshengfuqin，taweishenmeyezheimedepianxin。
zhangtieyaoshenme，tagenjigemeimeijiudewutiaojiangongzheta。
凭什么。
就凭他长得丑吗！
“daoqian，woweishenmeyaodaoqian。”
zhangweidiyicizhishizhefuqin，yidianyebukeqi。
“zhangtieshinideerzi，wobushima！”
“xiaojuan，xiaoduonandaojiubushima！”
“pingshenmetanengchiwowotou，womenjiuzhinengheyecaihuhu。”
“dangchudameiheermeichujia，yigerenyaolenanfangershikuaiqiandecaili，nigengshiquanbujilezhangtie。”
“wodaoshixiangyaowenniyiju，pingshenme！”
zaizhangshanxinzhong，zhangweiconglaidoushizuiguaiqiaodeyigehaizi，taconglaimeiyougentazheiyangdingguozui。
erqiezheiyangtiaominglegentashuobugongping，gengshirangzhangshanyouyigufeichangnongzhongdexiuchigan。
tazhijiezhanleqilai，duizhezhangweinumuzhishi。
“nijingranganzheimegenlaoziwoshuohua，niyaofantianbucheng！”
“weishenmewobunengzheimegennishuohua，haishishuo，nizijixinxule！”
张伟真是一点不让。
“qisiwole，qisiwole！”zhangshanqidehunshendouzaifadou。
tajuqishouzhang，xiangyaojizhangweiyigedaerguazi。
“bieyiweinizhangdalewojiubuganchouni，woshinilaozi！”
“niyezhidaonishiwolaozi，nizheimepianxinyan，youyidianzuolaozideyangzima！”
张伟冷哼。
“nidaa，zhenghaobawomenzuihoudeqingyidasan。”
“congciniwoliangbuxiangqian。”
zhangshanzhenggerendoukuaiyaobeiqifengle，tajuqishou，yongjinzuidadeliqichouleguoqu。
啪！
zhangshanyierguangchoudezhentianxiang，buguozhangweilianshangqueyidianyemeiyouganjuedaotengtong。
yinweizhangshanmeiyouchouzhongta，ershichouzaiwangguihuadelianshang。
zhangshanxiashoujizhong，wangguihuadelianshunjianjiugenmantouyiyangzhongleqilai。
“nifengle，nidangzaiwomianqiangansha！”
kanzhebangzhangweiaileyibazhangdewangguihua，zhangshanzhenggerendoushale。
wangguihuatengdekudiehanniang，haobantiancaihuanguojinglai。
“bieda，bieda，doushiqinshengfuzi，erqietadouzheimedale，nidataganshenme。”
“bujiushilianggewowotou，tayaochijiujita，nishengzheimedaqigansha。”
“xinglexingle，niganjinbazaofanjinixifusongguoquba，buranyihuierliangle，zheiwowotouyachidouyaojitabengdiao。”
wangguihuawuzhehongzhongdelian，shuohuadouzailoufeng。
zhangweikanletayiyan，shenmedoumeishuo，zhuanshenchaozhefangjianzouleguoqu。
jinuzhangshanshitaguyide，zheiyibazhanggengshitazizhaode。
目的很简单。
张伟想要分家。
youzhangshanhewangguihuazheipianxindefumu，zaijiashanghaochilanzuodezhangtie，tamenyihoudeshenghuozhihuiyuelaiyuekunnan。
xiangyaoguohaorizi，zhiyoufenjia。
suoyiaizheiyibazhang，genzhangshanfenjia，zhangweijuedewenzhuanbupei。
jieguowangguihuajingrankanchuletadedasuan，zhudongtiaochulaiailezheiyibazhang，erqiehaijiangzheifenchongtuhuajie。
xinga，neijiumanmanwan，kanwoyihouzenmeshoushinimen。
...
jixifusongwanzaocan，zhangweiyingzheshanggongdezhongshengkaishichaozhebaduidechengbaodizouqu。
yilushangquanshibaduideshengchanduiyuan。
tamenkandaolezhangweidoufenfengentadazhaohu。
“伟哥好。”
“weigejintiankanqilaizenmeshenqingqishuangde，zheishiyudaoleshenmehaoshierma。”
“aiya，zheimedadeshiqingnimennandaodoubuzhidaoma，weigezuotianjiehunle。”
“jiehun？gensheijiehuna。”
“haiyoushei，dangranshiwomendeanzhiqingya。”
“aiya，neihaizhenshiyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu，gongxigongxia。”
“weigeniyezhenshide，zheimedaxiderizi，zenmebuanpailiangzhuoliushuixia，womendajiayiqiqingzhuqingzhuni。”
“suanleba，zheizhongtianshi，weigezijidouguodejinbabade，naliyouxiangongfubanjiuxie。”
zuijindeshiriqueshinan，tingshuogongshedeliangcangdoukuaiyaojiandile，zaizheizhongjieguyanshang，fengguanbaishihaishihongshi，sheidoumeiyouduoyudeliangshibanjiuxi。
“zuijinwojialiqueshimeishaliangshi，buguoyihouyidingjidajiabushang。”
张伟拍着胸脯说道。
“hahaha，neiwokejiudengzhele。”
“meicuo，weigedejiuxi，neikendingyaocanjia。”
“daoshihouwojinisuiyifendali！”
zhangweigenshengchanduiyuanmenzhijianguanxidoutingbucuode，dajiadouxianshanglereqingdezhufu。
laidaochengbaodi，duizhangfangguohuayijingzaizheilidengzhele。
jianlinqinglegejia，fangguohuadiandiantouzhihou，jiukaishianpaijintiandegongzuorenwu。
70niandaishishengchanduigongzuomoshi，zhenggeshiqiaodaduidibashengchanduidegongzuorenwudouyouduizhangfangguohuaanpai。
chungengbeifei、xiashouqiangzhong、qiushoudongxiu，quannianwuxiu。
xianzaishisiyue，ganghaochuyuchungengshijie，suoyijintiandegongzuorenwushifantu。
guidinghaorenwu，shengchanduiyuanmenlinghaonongjubiankaishizaijifenyuandejianduxiaqianwanggezidedipankaishigongzuo。
jitilaodong，jishihaorenyiqigongzuo，suoyidajiayibianganyibianchuiniu，zhenggechangmianrenaodehen。
zheishizaixiandaiwulunruheyejianbudaodechangjing。
70niandaisuiranwuzhishenghuopinqiong，danshizheigeniandai，queshirengenrenguanxizuiqinmideniandai。
neigeshihoukemeiyoushenmeerenheiren，zaizheizhonghuanjingxia，renrendoushieren。
shigejishinianzhongxinnaqichutou，kezaiguzilimiandejiyiquerangzhangweihenkuaijiushangleshou。
zhenggerenhuashenwuqingdefantujiqi，bantiandeshijianjiuwaleyimuduo。
zheigeshengchanxiaolvshiyibanrendeliangbeihaiduo。
manghuoleyishangwu，zhangweidishuiweijin，houlonggankedejiugenhuoshaoyiyang。
好想喝水啊！
zhangweidenaohaizhongshanguozheigeniantou。
jiuzaizheigeniantoushanguodeshihou，zhangweihuranjuedezijiyanqianyihua，yiwangqingquanhuranchuxianzaizijidemianqian。
quanshuiganjingtoudi，kanqilaijiuqingtiankekou。
made，zheibantianmeiheshui，haibazijikechuhuanjuele。
buguojiusuanzhidaoyanqiandeqingquanshuizhishihuanjue，zhangweihaishishenshouqumolemo。
bingbingliangliang，shifenqingshuang。
淦！
dengdeng，zheishizhende，bushihuanjue。
zhangweicuoedetaitou，zheishihoucaifaxianzijijingranbuzhidaolailegeshenmedifang。
zhouweishiyipianwumengmengdekongjian，zaikongjianlimianyouyiwangqingquan，qingquanbianshiyipianfeiwodeheitudi，mucedagaiyouyimudeyangzi。
这...
nandaojiushichuanshuozhongdelingquankongjian！