谢远舟：……
xieyuanzhoujunlangdelianpangbuyouyizheng，suihoudididexiaolechulai。
“呵呵呵……”
“nizheixiaoxifu，kezhenyouyisi。”
“na，woshenshanghaiyou156kuai2mao3fen，doujinizongkeyileba。”
shenyouningpieletayiyan，youkuaisuditoukanxiangtazijidejiaojian。
tafaxianzheiyangnengbuneimeshekong，shuohuahuilisuodian。
“nibuzhiqian！”tazhijiechouchu5kuaipaihuidaolexieyuanzhoudeshouli。
搅屎棍，不值钱。
baixialetadangchudeliangshi。
shenyouningshuowan，zhijiechaozhedaluzouqu。
xieyuanzhoukanzheshoulibeimomingqimiaopaihuilaide5kuaiqian，ganjuedaolenongnongdexianqi。
zheixiaoxifu，fenmingzhangsuandeneimeqingchu，danshiyoumomingdedaqi。
haomaodundeyigenvtongzhi。
yanjianshenyouningdeshenyingkuaiyaozouyuan，xieyuanzhoulianmangdatabudezhuileshangqu。
“ai，nvtongzhi，nideqian！”
“buduiyoujilv，bunengnalaobaixingyizhenyixian，nibiebiwofancuowua。”
xieyuanzhoushuozhezhuileshangqu。
tayigetaishou，gangxiangyaoqupaishenyouningdejianbang。
qianmianshenxingshouxiaodenvtongzhiqueshishentituranyiruan，zhizhidechaozhetadefangxiangdaoleguolai。
不是吧，又来讹人！
xieyuanzhoubeihedeshentixiayishidehouqing，danshiliangxinyourangtakuaisushenshoujieleshangqu。
入手的温度火热。
xieyuanzhouditouyikan，jiujiangangcaiyousongyouhendexiaoxifuzheihuiyiliancangbai。
taishouyimoetou，queyoushiguntangdeheren。
“wenduzheimegao！”xieyuanzhoujingyachusheng。
tagaodadeshenziweiyiwanqu，yanzhongjingyazheixiaoxifudeshentizhongliangjingranxiangyumaoyibanqingpiaopiaode。
tashuangshoubaoqihunmideshenyouning，kuaisuchaozheweishengsuozouqu。
“yisheng，yisheng，kuailaikankanzheigebingren。”
“tafashaole，shentiwenduhaogao。”
xieyuanzhoukuaibuchongjinweishengsuo，bashenyouningfangzailingwaiyizhangkongzhidechuangshang。
gangcaihaitengdeziyaliezuidelilaopozikanjianbeibaojinlaiderenshi，dunshixiaokai。
“hehehe，baoyinga。”
“zheibaoyinglaidezhenshuanga。”
“shenyouninga，rangniqifuwo！”
“kanwobuchennibingyaoniming，haohaoshoushinizheigefafengdejiannvren！”
lilaopozimanlianxingfen，gubudeshenshangdeshangkou，chuzheguaizhangnazhepangbiandekongbolipingzijiuchaozheshenyouningdebingchuangzouqu。
tadeyitiaotuiduanle，deyanghaoxietian。
lingwaiyitiaoweizhidadepian，zhishizhongdelihai。
zheihuizhengfangbianletaqufuchou！
“choulaopozi！nixiangyaoganshenme！”
lilaopozishouzhongdekongpingzihaimeiyouchaoshenyouningdenaodaishangmianzaqu，jiubeixieyuanzhouyibawozhu。
“takeshinierxifu，xianzaihaifazhegaoshaoshengzhebingni。”
“nishaolaijiaoxunwo！”lilaopozinudao。
“nishuo，nizheimebangzheta，gangcaihaijitaqianhua，shibushikanshangtale？”
“wogaosuni，meimen。”
“takeshiwomen**deerxifu，shengsidoudezaiwomen**。”
“nixianggoudata，xiaoxinwoqubuduigaonipohuaijunhunqu！”
xieyuanzhouheiliangdemouzichenlexialai，zheihaizhenshiyigebujiangdaolidelaopozini。
“nimenlianggerangrang，wolaijibingrendazhen。”yishengdeshengyinchuanleguolai。
xieyuanzhouchenjishuaikaililaopozideshou。
lilaopozidanjiaozhanbuwen，yigeliangqiangtuilehaojibu，zhenghaofangbianleyishengguolai。
yishengyibianpeiyaoyibianshuo。
“bingrentiwentaigao，wozheilizhinengjitaxiandayizhentuishaozhen，ranhouzaijishudianputaotang。”
“ruguohoumianhaifashao，zuihaoshiquxianchengdeyiyuankankan。”
“hao，neiyishengnikuaida。”xieyuanzhouyingdao。
ranerxiayimiao，zhijianyishengdanshoukuaisujiekaishenyouningpojiubukandechenyi，laxiatajianbangshangdeyifu……
qingzibukandezhongzhongshanghen，shunjianchongjijinxieyuanzhoudeyanmou。
“看什么呢？”
“niyigenantongzhihaibuzhidaobixian？”
“ganjindezhuanguotouqua！”
xieyuanzhouyanzhongmengliedechongjicaishengdaogaochu，jiubeiyishenglengbingbingdehuadaduan。
“e。”xieyuanzhoufanyingchidunlebanpai，zheicaishahuhudezhuanguoshen。
keshizhuanguoshendetaquebunengpingjing。
qibanianqianjiaodidide**，zaishidailangchaodechongjixia，jingrandeshizheibankelian。
taturanyouxielijiezheigexiaoxifudezuofa。
shenyouningdeshentisuzhihaisuanbucuo，yipingputaotanghaimeiyoushuwan，tajiuyijingyouyouzhuanxingleguolai。
lilaopozipayishengwentayaoshenyouningdeyiyaofei。
zaizhidaodongbuleshenyouningzhihou，zhijiepaole。
shenyouningyanpichenzhongdezhalehaojixiacaizhengkai。
caigangyizhengkai，yigenfangdadejiaoshigunjiudaoletadenaodaishangfang。
好讨人厌！
shenyouningyigetaishou，zhijie“pa！”deyibazhangdaleguoqu。