郭秀云也是一怔。
bushishuozheixiaozidanxiaopashiwonangwunengma？zahaigannaneiyanshendengwo？
“咋滴，你不服？”
guoxiuyunganjuezijiqishiyoudianyabuzhuyanqianzheixiaozi，renbuzhuyouxienaohuo，jinlejinshoulidedajuebazi，linqilaiyonglichaodishangyichuo。
“wogaosuni，nibufuyedebiezhe！”
tashituyongzheizhongfangshizhenshezhutangshanhai。
“aiyou，jie，nijiuwoa！”
yangerdanziyaliezui，shituzhengtuoshufu。
ketangshanhaideshoujiuxiangyibalaohuqianzi，sisikouzhetadeshouwan，zhengzhagenbenbuqisihaozuoyong。
“daweidiguijuwoshou，jianmianfenyifen，danzheizhihuanbagouzi，nibunengquannazou。”
“jiuyige，zajiaobuquannazou？”
“woyaotashenshangdefeiroubiaozi，shengxiadeguini。”
“niwanni？sheibuzhidaohuanbagouzishenshangjiuneidianfeiroubiaozizhiqian？”
guoxiuyuntiaoshuangmeidengzhexingheyan，cunbuburang。
“wozhiyaofeiroubiaozi！”
tangshanhaiyushengjianding，burongbandianzhiyi，qieshoushangdelidaoyoujialejifen。
tazheikeshishuangdatiedeshou！
cike，yangerdandeshouwanyijingbeiniechuxianglai，tengdetaziyaliezuifachuhenghengsheng，xiangguoxiuyunfachuqiuzhudeyanshen。
“aiyou，aiyou，jie，jie！tajiuyaodianfeiroubiaozi，buganshajitadele。”
“wonangfei，tengsinisuanle！”
guoxiuyunyaoleyaoya，yilianbuganqueyewunai。
tameixiangdaotangshanhaijingbingbuxiangchuanyanzhongneimeruanruohaonie，suanshiyoujifenxuexing。
“heng，bujiuerliangfeirou，gunainaihaizhenjiubuxihan。”
jianduifangsonglekou，tangshanhaiyejiusongleshou。
shuangfangdachengyizhi，zheicaijianghuanzicongshutongzilizhuaichulai，sanxiawuchuerkaitangpodufenjie。
guoxiuyunjianggexialaierzhikuandefeiroushuaizaidishang。
“feiroubiaozijinile，zaijiaowojianzhenigezheigadazhuanyou，yijuebazijiniduidilidanghuafei！”
tangshanhaimeizhisheng，shangqianwanyaojianqifeirou，dandanshangmiandekucaoyezijingzhilikai。
“meiguijudewanyi，liangexiezidoumeiyou。”
“jintianyejiushiyuzhewo，yaoshiwodiegezhei，zhunbaojiaonichibuledouzhezou！”
guoxiuyunzuishangshuozhehenhua，yanzhongquemanshiyihuo。
zheixiaozizenmehaoxianggenchuanyanzhongdebutaiyiyang，tabushigewonangfeima？gangcaichahuanbagouzineiguzihenla，youbuxianggesongbao。
tangshanhaigangdaohutongkou，jiutingdaozihutonglichuanchunanrenxiaosheng。
“hahaha，xiaolan，niduosha，woyoubunengchileni，nizhidaoneishihounijieweishagenwobu。”
“genwoshaguanxi，rangkai，woyaohuijia。”
“huijiamangshadi，nichouwozheibaimiandamantou，gagahaochi，zanlianghuanbei？”
zheinanrenzhengshixiaogangcunlizhuang，neigegenzhaoxiaomingaopoxiebeitalaopodaidaonaodeyilianhuagangjieba。
tangshanhaijinruhutongshi，jiujianlizhuangyishoutuozhegebaimianmantou，yanjingzhiwangzhaoxiaolandeyilinglizuan。
“臭流氓！”
tangshanhaianmayiju，yanzhuyizhuan，liangliangqiangqiangbenzhelizhuangchongleguoqu。
“ayazheipojiukezhenyoujinger……”
sanliangbuchongshangqian，jiazhuangjiaoxiacaikuaixiaoshitoushang，yigeqianpu。
啪！
shoulidefeiroubiaozizhijieyouzailelizhuangdelianshang。
zheiyiyou，doudachuxianglaile。
“啊呀握草……”
lizhuanglianshangdunshiyitiaoyouyinzi。
gangyaofahuo，molebalianjianshitangshanhaihuilaile，dunshijiuxiaole。
“aiyoshishanhaixiongdihuilaile，zadizheishihele？”
lizhuangyanzhudiliuluanzhuan，baimianmantouzaishouliyidian，yibalouzhutangshanhaibozi。
“gemen，chouzhezheibaimiandamantoumei？shibushimeichiguo？woneihaiyouzhutourouheshaojiu，zou，heliangbeiqu。”
shangyishi，lizhuangjiushiyongzheizhongbanfa，yinglazhetangshanhaiquhejiu，guanzuihourengshanglameiche。
tangshanhaikebuhuizaishangdang！
cike，xiaoyizizhaoxiaolanduanzhexiyipenxiedingzaikuashang，yanluqiesequeyezhoushentouzheguzijueqiang，manliantonghongxiedengzhelizhuang。
shiwusuidedaguniangshengdeshuiling，danshenshangquechuanzheduanbanjiedeyiku，haibudingluobuding。
youqishineishuangshou，yinchangnianlaozuoercucaowubi，qieyinzaibinglengdeheshuilixiyifuerdongdeqingyikuaiziyikuai。
zhangmuniangtiruoduobing，daguinvzhaoxiaominxianglaihaochilanzuo，suoyijialidehuojibenshangdouluozaizheigelaoerdeshenshang。
zheishi，zhaoxiaolanshuangshouzhengjinkouzhepenyan，xiangshiyaoyongshouzhibaneilvpenzikousuiyiyang，fachugezhigezhideciersheng。
lizhuangshihaisitadiehetajiedezuikuihuoshou，zheiyatouxinlinanengbuhen。
tangshanhaishenshenkanletayiyan，xuanjijiangfeiroubiaozidishangqu。
“xiaolan，bazheinahuiquaoyou。”
zhaoxiaolanzheicaizhuyidaotangshanhaishoulidedongxi，yanluchayi，yishunzheicaijieguolai，zhuanshenchaojiazouqu。
lizhuangchenzhebozikanguoqu，yanluweisuo，koushuicongzuijiaotanglechulai。
tangshanhaiyaoyaniequan，henbudeyiquantousongzheigoudongxijianyanwang。
ketaquezhidaozheishizuobude。
lizhuangshigelaizi，tadieshixiaogangzhenshengchanduifuduizhang，talaopozaizhengongxiaoshe，lianggexiaojiuziyigeshilinchangjitihugongren，lingyigeshixianliganbu。
zaizheiyangyigeteshuniandaili，zheiyangderenhaishishaozhaoreweimiao。
“lizhuang，wocaigangquletangzhenshang，kanjiannilaopole。”
“sha？”lizhuangniuguotoulai，caleyibazuijiaokoushui，shuodao：“nishayisi？”
“wochoujiannilaoposhoulinaduierzhuizitinghaokan，nigenajitamaide？”
“erzhuizi？shaerzhuizi？”
“jiulaoniangmendaideneizhongguaerduoshangde，haoxiangshiyinzidi，shangmianhaiyoushuizuan。”
zheiniandaishoushishangdaishuizuankezhibushaoqian。
pinglizhuangdebenshikendingnongbulai。
“这败家娘们……”
lizhuangliansedunshiruchishibannankan，jinyaojixiahoucaoya，zhuanshenjiuzou。
kanzhetalikaidebeiying，tangshanhaibixilengxiao。
“niliangkouzimanmanqiaquba，shengdelaodianjipangren。”
tangshanhaihuidaojia，zhaoxiaoyanlijipuguolai。
“jiefu，neidahamadunchulaikexiangle，erjieshuole，yaodengzhejiefuhuilaicaichifanni。”
tangshanhairouroutadexiaonaodai，lianshangguazhechongnidexiaoshuo：“yihoufanhaolenimenjiuchi，buyongdengjiefu。”
“那咋行！”
zhaoxiaolanliangshaihaoyifu，yibianzaishenshangcengzheshoushangdeshuikuaibujinwu。
jiangguozaokengshangheimashaolizhengzizilalaaozhedehuanziyoujiaolejiao。
zheiyatouqinkuaihuashao，guziliyouyizhongdongbeinvxingduyoudejianyihejueqiangxingge。
tayibianjiaozhehuanziyou，yibiantoumiaozheyuanzilishoushitiezhenfengxiangdetangshanhai，xinliwuweizachen。
zhaoxiaominganchuneimediurendeshi，budanzijidiulexiaoming，hailianleizhejialiweiyikangdaliangdefuqinyemeile。
zaizheigeyilaoliweizhongdeniandai，zheiyijiazinvrenbuzhidaogaizenmeguoxiaqu。
zaijiashangcunlirendezhizhidiandian，shidequanjiarentaibuqitoulai。
“erjie，weishabuxing？”